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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022



God I loving hate mark hes such a douchebag.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Jiminy cricket

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Man, I wouldn't wanna be Fisher or Clark right now.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Time to start looking for a better job is what it is.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



time to quit bud

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
dollar store wizard master

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Hammerite posted:

dollar store wizard master

who the gently caress are you?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Hammerite posted:

dollar store wizard master

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Looks like snow is expected, and you're expected to be at work despite that because you work at a ski resort where the main attraction is snow. Seems pretty simple OP.

See you later ,

Mark

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Looks like a request to slash your boss's tires? That's so weird.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I like how he says make alternate arrangements without specifying what those should be. Make someone else drive you through a snowstorm?


Also lmao that hospitality services are exempt from weather related travel bans, gotta risk your life to cater to entitled assholes while making poo poo money, the American dream!!


Won't someone think of the poor guests stranded at their luxury resort

free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Feb 19, 2023

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Snowshoes son

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Hammerite posted:

dollar store wizard master

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Its a Daily mail click bait article from 2019.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6611331/Firm-issues-warning-workers-saying-thousands-skiers-make-Jiminy-they.html

free hubcaps posted:

I like how he says make alternate arrangements without specifying what those should be. Make someone else drive you through a snowstorm?


Also lmao that hospitality services are exempt from weather related travel bans, gotta risk your life to cater to entitled assholes while making poo poo money, the American dream!!


Won't someone think of the poor guests stranded at their luxury resort

Glad to see this guy is worked up about it though.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Slugworth posted:

Man, I wouldn't wanna be Fisher or Clark right now.

Why not? They are finally gonna get laid.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Turns out it was a misunderstanding and an overzealous bar manager.

https://twitter.com/jiminypeak/status/1086636342870769665

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
wizard master

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Like just vaguely go into what the gently caress Jiminy is from question oh i dont know loving one?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

It is mid tier family owned ski resort in Massachusetts

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Should have saved our “Pest Control workers are essential workers” memo from the early days of the ‘vid. Risking my health to keep the grain weevils in the Rid-X out of your elbow macaroni.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
the reality of just going grab and teeth into whatever of this rear end in a top hat you could grasp with force.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Poohs Packin posted:

Its a Daily mail click bait article from 2019.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6611331/Firm-issues-warning-workers-saying-thousands-skiers-make-Jiminy-they.html

Glad to see this guy is worked up about it though.

I'm calling the MA dept of labor right now, this injustice will not stand


Piss Creep posted:

the reality of just going grab and teeth into whatever of this rear end in a top hat you could grasp with force.

what

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

free hubcaps posted:

I'm calling the MA dept of labor right now, this injustice will not stand

what

Tell em Mark will be first against the wall

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Imagine having a state department of labor that actually gave a gently caress about workers.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Having never met Mark, I can safely assume Mark is a gently caress suck butt munch dick.

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
No Steve put it up and just threw Mark under the bus.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

And then Boomers wonder why :byodood: “nO oNe WaNtS tO wOrK aNyMoRe!!!”

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

I actually like it, its a nice sentence, worded well.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

You Are A Elf posted:

And then Boomers wonder why :byodood: “nO oNe WaNtS tO wOrK aNyMoRe!!!”

Everyone has to get to work, though. NE isn't exactly known for mild winters.

You should instead be mad at OP, who lied to you about working at a ski resort.

There isn't even snow predicted this weekend.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Oh man it would be soooo cool if we always promoted the most stupid and dangerous ideas and actually held people hostage to make it happen. THANKS MARK! :tipshat:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Poohs Packin posted:

Everyone has to get to work, though. NE isn't exactly known for mild winters.

You should instead be mad at OP, who lied to you about working at a ski resort.

There isn't even snow predicted this weekend.

Jiminy jilickers!

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I think people should put up messages like this at their workplace but attribute it to other managers or employees. Progressively get more insane. Start off with saying you can't have hot meals or sugary drinks at your desk, then get to the point where you declare an edict wherein everyone MUST wear matching socks, and also if their ties don't coordinate you will be given a day off with no pay. Also if you don't wear a tie you can face a writeup.

Just go nuts.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

syntaxfunction posted:

I think people should put up messages like this at their workplace but attribute it to other managers or employees. Progressively get more insane. Start off with saying you can't have hot meals or sugary drinks at your desk, then get to the point where you declare an edict wherein everyone MUST wear matching socks, and also if their ties don't coordinate you will be given a day off with no pay. Also if you don't wear a tie you can face a writeup.

Just go nuts.

"Must poo poo with doors open and cellphones placed on designated cellphone table outside of bathrooms"

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Poohs Packin posted:

"Must poo poo with doors open and cellphones placed on designated cellphone table outside of bathrooms"

I quit.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
How many jets does your boss have on his back, and does his office have a glass roof

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


pre-build a snowman and put your clothes on it so he thinks you're there

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

pre-build a snowman and put your clothes on it so he thinks you're there

Crazy, this could drive someone insane

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Hammerite posted:

dollar store wizard master

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Hammerite posted:

dollar store wizard master

Goddamn.

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Boss drinks his own piss

OP doesn't

Obvious extant deficiencies.

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