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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I was the one who posted that notice

*puts up dukes*

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jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I was the one who posted that notice

*puts up dukes*

Thank You

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
You have to gently caress your Boss

It is the only way this nightmare will end

cinnamon rollout
Jun 12, 2001

The early bird gets the worm

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I was the one who posted that notice

*puts up dukes*

Wow Mark, just wow

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Im cumming on your boss and hes saying im getting a raise and you are not

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Piss Creep posted:

Im cumming on your boss and hes saying im getting a raise and you are not

thank you for your dedication to cumming to work despite the snowstorm :patriot:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I quite like Mark's style

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Mark is a hard worker dollar store wizard master

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Well it clearly says to see mark if you have questions op. You should really be asking him this question not GBS!

I remember some professor in college sending us something like this then they ended up canceling classes anyway so they looked like a fool. That professor sucked lol

SideEffectShit
Oct 10, 2022

by Pragmatica

Poohs Packin posted:

Turns out it was a misunderstanding and an overzealous bar manager.

this poo poo is the norm these days

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My boss just hosed a pile of moss in the back lot and it came to life and proceeded to kill everyone!!!

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Edit: Please ignore this post, it pales in comparison to the one directly above.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Mark sounds like he’s gunning for the CEO’s job!

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Hammerite posted:

dollar store wizard master

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Hammerite posted:

dollar store wizard master

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

W I Z A R D M A S T E R
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Feb 20, 2023

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I was the one who posted that notice

*puts up dukes*

Checks out

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Anyone wanna suck off a tape measurer

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Anyone wanna suck off a tape measurer

id like to suck your dick

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

GBS bringing consensus

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Hammerite posted:

dollar store wizard master

slurm
Jul 28, 2022

by Hand Knit
it's a sign you should fuckin quit

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Anyone wanna suck off a tape measurer

What's it pay

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Poohs Packin posted:

Its a Daily mail click bait article from 2019.

Lol. Embarrassing

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Das Boo posted:

Looks like a request to slash your boss's tires? That's so weird.

and thats the way it was
Feb 14, 2011

:gas:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Poohs Packin posted:

Looks like snow is expected, and you're expected to be at work despite that because you work at a ski resort where the main attraction is snow. Seems pretty simple OP.

See you later ,

Mark

Hey Mark can I have next Tuesday off for my aunts funeral thanks bud.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

bird with big dick posted:

Hey Mark can I have next Tuesday off for my aunts funeral thanks bud.

Did you find someone to cover?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Poohs Packin posted:

Turns out it was a misunderstanding and an overzealous bar manager.

https://twitter.com/jiminypeak/status/1086636342870769665

“This was only meant for some of the people that work here” isn’t really a misunderstanding its more like we got caught and now we’re doing damage control.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
They hired a loving zealot. What did they expect to happen...

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Hey OP can I have Mark's phone number?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i just checked the weather and there’s no snow coming, i think mark got this one way wrong

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

This is how you roll up on Mark to ask questions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoCAvODlLBI

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


You have to gently caress Mark to assert your dominance

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



you should just lock the manager in his office with a chair under the door knob and blast Funkytown by lips inc over and over.....let that be a sign for him to shut the gently caress up.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

bird with big dick posted:

“This was only meant for some of the people that work here” isn’t really a misunderstanding its more like we got caught and now we’re doing damage control.

Yeah probably so. But,

I had a bar manager that used to like to post really demeaning poo poo around the kitchen staff area about tracking in snow and leaving coats around and poo poo.

He got told to knock it off, manage the bar, and stop hanging aggressive notes. He eventually was forced to quit after losing his cool and telling off a crowd of black people that they were "loving up the bar for everyone else" lol. It was not well received.

The point is, we had pretty good management there who weren't aggressive racist maniacs and it would have sucked balls for everyone working there if this one guys behaviour went viral and caught the attention of national media. He was dealt with responsibly and firmly.

I can only imagine the deluge of hate mail this unremarkable ski resort got in 2019 from true proles carrying the internet torch for workers everywhere.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

pencilhands posted:



God I loving hate mark hes such a douchebag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__BaaMfiD0Q

Magical Ponies
Jun 21, 2005

She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable.
I used to be a preschool teacher and one winter, we had some nasty ice storms. My boss sent out a memo saying if we thought we wouldn’t be able to make it to work with the ice, we should spend the night with a coworker who lived close enough to walk to work.

I really, really wish I was joking.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Magical Ponies posted:

I used to be a preschool teacher and one winter, we had some nasty ice storms. My boss sent out a memo saying if we thought we wouldn’t be able to make it to work with the ice, we should spend the night with a coworker who lived close enough to walk to work.

I really, really wish I was joking.

Your boss was trying to get everyone laid over the snow day, and you should have shown some damned gratitude.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Doc Fission posted:

time to quit bud

literally this. no irony whatsoever.

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