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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I don't really need this thing even though I consume probably at most an average amount of salt. It's just so dumb and I don't really want it. You get it right? Like I just don't want it. https://mannkitchen.com/products/mannkitchen-salt-cannon. gently caress I mean who needs a double-bearing supported drive shaft?

$200 I'd be dumb to buy one. I also kind of want a Juicero.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Feb 20, 2023

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gently caress tha modz

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Chinatown posted:

gently caress tha modz

Reported. Let this be a lesson to you!

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Does it work with jolly ranchers?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Thought this thread was gonna be about the salt-loaded fly stun gun.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Salt doesn't benefit from being ground "fresh" like pepper does and if a certain texture and shape of salt grain is what you want (for pickling for example) you need much larger amounts than are made with a tiny grinder.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

By popular demand posted:

Salt doesn't benefit from being ground "fresh" like pepper does and if a certain texture and shape of salt grain is what you want (for pickling for example) you need much larger amounts than are made with a tiny grinder.

If you're in a high-humidity environment, fine salt grains will tend to clump together instead of flowing freely, but you don't necessarily want to put coarse salt grains directly onto your food at the table.

Also, if you're putting a pepper grinder on the table, having a matching salt grinder is aesthetically more pleasing than having a pepper grinder sitting next to a salt shaker.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Jabor posted:

Also, if you're putting a pepper grinder on the table, having a matching salt grinder is aesthetically more pleasing than having a pepper grinder sitting next to a salt shaker.

Lol if you don't just have large piles of salt and pepper stacked in the middle of the table. You got to let your dinner guest know you are person of such wealth you can afford exotic spices in pileable amounts.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Pepper Canon thread did it first and was better

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i have one for tshirts and its okay

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Das Boo posted:

Thought this thread was gonna be about the salt-loaded fly stun gun.

You can get shotgun shells loaded with course salt. May knock you down, will probably not kill you, but hurts like heck.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

FREE CHINATOWN!!!!! :2bong:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Now where is the double barrel salt n peppa cannon OP?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Free chinat- oh

numberoneposter posted:

FREE CHINATOWN!!!!! :2bong:

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Chinatown did no wrong.

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

shot some spices between your legs call that a nutmeg cannon

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Jabor posted:

If you're in a high-humidity environment,

There's your problem.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
What's next, a Pepper Spray? 🤣

itry
Aug 23, 2019




I thought this was a Supernatural thread. Voted 1.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


numberoneposter posted:

FREE CHINATOWN!!!!! :2bong:

forget it, jake

Decedent
Dec 20, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
ngl i might buy this garlic press

https://mannkitchen.com/products/lever-assisted-stainless-steel-garlic-press

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Seems p.good quality but you need to really enjoy minced garlic to justify that price.

Decedent
Dec 20, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Fresh minced garlic. I mean I paid two dollars for the one I got from IKEA. Would I pay fifty to keep from habing to clean out a garlic press? Maybe.

Decedent
Dec 20, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Also that loving apron. Why did I never think of putting kitchen towl rings on an apron. Brilliant.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Can't speak from experience as I just chop and crush my garlic but I've been hearing good things about OXOs garlic press and it's less than half the price.
And also isn't advertised with a garish appeal to masculinity.

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

thought this was going to be about throwing chunks of sodium into bodies of water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UsRiPOFLjk

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Duck and Cover posted:

Reported. Let this be a lesson to you!

Lmao this report got him Gene'd

Good work!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

You mess with the mods, you get the horns :gonchar:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP is sawdy

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Buy this salt cannon instead and spend the $150 you saved on something nice for yourself


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md7zzW4C54w

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

By popular demand posted:

Can't speak from experience as I just chop and crush my garlic but I've been hearing good things about OXOs garlic press and it's less than half the price.
And also isn't advertised with a garish appeal to masculinity.

I have the OXO one and it’s pretty good. The only complaint I have is that I don’t understand why they didn’t make the “teeth” of the cleaner bit just a little longer so that it would actually push the residue out. They’re exactly the same length as the press holes so you still have to dig in with your nails to clean it out.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

It looks far too tough and manly for me. I may not be macho enough to handle it.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I use a Peugeot grinder since I am a fancy lad

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Extra Large Marge posted:

I use a Peugeot grinder since I am a fancy lad



Trilletto

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Rizzetto is better

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
If you combined both those mills you could have your grounded rats and mice all spiced by the time they're ground.

Best of both worlds!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

shot some spices between your legs call that a nutmeg cannon

Cumin was right there all along.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

You Are A Elf posted:

Cumin was right there all along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNlKR2wrGZU

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
the salt cannon isn't available in the uk. probably considered a deadly weapon. drat

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
I was hoping for, like, a t-shirt cannon. I guess a potato gum would probably work. I’ve heard those can shoot anything.

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