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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

this fuckin guy

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Roosevelt posted:

can't wait to see some longshoreman named "Derf" force Andreesson to wear a gimp suit and dance around for his ravagers entertainment

sadly, Derf passed away back in 2010
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derf_Scratch

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
like touch sensitive stuff but only the tank circuit kind not the “wave your hands in front of an led” kind

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
the best kind of sink is the foot switch tho

way more things should have foot switches imo.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Chris Knight posted:

yeah I'd be down for that in the kitchen or workshop

i put the shopvac on a footswitch and i have never been happier.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i wonder where in the bay area he lives and if i can just hang around the whole foods nearby and yell at him when he shows up

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

FMguru posted:

as has been mentioned many times, danville

ugh bridge people

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Beeftweeter posted:

https://twitter.com/CritterJams/status/1521171487553724416

this will probably be the funniest dilbert strip and it's completely unintentional

hahahaha

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i left twitter a while back and my life is noticeably better for having done so.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i have heard from people who i would not immediately dismiss as idiots or cranks at large companies saying theyre letting chatgpt-like machines write their unit tests. Anyone seen this irl?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Ruffian Price posted:

Talking loudly how you're actually replacing human labor right now, pinky swear, is a good move for a publicly traded company. You don't even have to fire anybody because no one's going to check, they just see AI and mash BUY. The Long Island Blockchain Tea for a new era

sure but im hearing it in side channels from other engineers.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Beeftweeter posted:

i'm missing a spinal disc

probably under the couch cushions or in the clothes hamper

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Internet Janitor posted:

dumb startup idea: sell mattresses that are pre-wrapped in 52 layers of disposable sheets. peel one off every week, and at the end of the year throw the mattress in the trash and buy a new one. never change sheets again!


make the mattress out of sheets

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

infernal machines posted:

it's always in the last place you look

:hmmyes:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Roosevelt posted:


also i have six or seven fractured vertebrae so im pretty useless anyway

same but all my vertebrae are fine

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
my duvet covers dont have the little tie things in teh corners so i just grab the comforter and pull it into the corner and tie all the corners real tight with twine

so like yeah at the corners of the comforter are these hard little fabric knots but its actually kinda nice cause that way you know how its oriented cause for whatever reason my blankets & stuff always seem to gradually rotate over time.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

open-sourcing something was a terrible idea, you say? :thinking:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
hey guys, get this: Flunko Plops


eh? eh?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Shame Boy posted:

anyway i collect loving rocks and my rocks

head over to the images thread and post a cool rock pic imo

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Gnossiennes posted:

idk, i can't make fun of funko pops that much

sure you can, you're just not tryin hard enough

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
put your back into it

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

rotor fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Mar 6, 2023

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Chris Knight posted:

lol I was joking to my boss a couple weeks ago about how we could point ChatGPT at our sites and have it do chatbot answers instead of regular search, and welp

Poopernickel posted:

Don't promote / introduce an idea unless you're OK with the idea becoming true.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

infernal machines posted:

we should create the torment nexus was clearly a joke!

yeah, well,

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
“the cake represents racism, and by farting on it

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i heard through the grapevine that a bunch of high level management at my company got oculuses in the mail and an invite to have their meetings in VR courtesy of zuck and it was a total shitshow of IT issues and several of them actually barfed.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Pollyanna posted:

I demand more details

tech execs and higher ups faceplanting into Bad Tech due to hubris or stupidity is my ambrosia

I dont really have more details but i dont think most of the people were expecting it to be good, but the sense of the story is that they were surprised to find that it wasnt just bad but VERY bad.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

FrozenVent posted:

how many billions did Facebook light on fire with that project?

the project is still ongoing isnt it? like zuck was still into it, last i heard

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
idk i really want to think that there's no political will to bail out silicon valley whiz kids but time will tell i guess

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

dem wunderkid eric swallwell already is on the tweets about it

well i mean yeah of course he would be but he cant do it on his own

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

post hole digger posted:

innovation of what exactly

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4026186

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Beeftweeter posted:

i'm gonna be real mad if Startup Bank gets a complete bailout

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

there it is

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
all these babies like "I lived through the Great Recession of 2008" like motherfucker things were better by 2010, we need someone who lived through fuckin stagflation

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

pseudorandom name posted:

are you volunteering?

man its fuckin friday night what do you think

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

bob dobbs is dead posted:

e: my god, every single regional bank has a sweaty "we're good for your money" thing on its home page

confirmed lol

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

thats an on the ball marketing team

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
yep

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

post hole digger posted:

its 4 pm grandpa

banned

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
man i could jump on a grande right now

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