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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

more seal content

https://i.imgur.com/nJ2nan6.mp4

also, more content seal

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it's excellent how they just yell aimlessly at each other whenever anything happens



QCseals

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Relieved to see news reports that Thor the masturbating walrus from page 1 has successfully reached Iceland on his world tour.

Lima
Jun 17, 2012

The algoritm fed me this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCoeoSgWGMo

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it's excellent how they just yell aimlessly at each other whenever anything happens



My YouTube is full of Weddells now:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7VJl76i9U

This pup has an amazing 10-step system for learning to swim:

1) Bark
2) Blow raspberries
3) Yell
4) Blow bubbles in the water
5) Yell at the water
6) Try to sleep for a few seconds in case that solves the issue
7) Blow more bubbles
8) Yell
9) Gurgle
10) Fall in

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yeah that's not one of the smarter pups. believes howling "LEG" is the way to get what it wants, which is to not have to swim.

watching bleating seals thrash about before falling into antarctic waters is, imo, a fine way to pass the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXpmmJBaqIk

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

yeah that's not one of the smarter pups. believes howling "LEG" is the way to get what it wants, which is to not have to swim.

watching bleating seals thrash about before falling into antarctic waters is, imo, a fine way to pass the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXpmmJBaqIk

I'm pretty sure the one in 'my' video shouts "BAGUETTE!!!" just after its attempt to sleep its way through the problem.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

greetings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_J_71T2BVM

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


calm the gently caress down hiyori

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL9iMPx9CpQ

mibph

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

I remember when I was living in Victoria I saw a tourist feed McDonald’s to a seal

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
Oh wow, I have a thread?

Cloacamazing! has a new favorite as of 18:10 on Mar 3, 2023

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Seals are cool. Almost as cool as manatees

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Cloacamazing! posted:

Oh wow, I have a thread?



there's two versions of that seal plush, and i struggle to distinguish bootleg versions; you can see the two types in the first reply to this thread

Solefald posted:



The squad

the small one is the official , the larger ones have darker and poorly defined eyes, along with a less pronounced nose

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
I still love Sellie Robbin, even if she's probably a bootleg version from Amazon. She smelled weird when she arrived, so we put her in the laundry machine and she looked great turning around in there.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


aw yeah the seals in the washing machine are GREAT

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
please stop trying to sell me a bootleg plush seal



I like leopard seals bc all the kids in my class loved club penguin and I was an emo contrarian

Only seal to ever kill a human, t-rex of seas

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Sealions are dicks.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

HopperUK posted:

Relieved to see news reports that Thor the masturbating walrus from page 1 has successfully reached Iceland on his world tour.

If he masturbated all the way to Iceland, no wonder he's Thor.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
A classic tale of leopard seals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmVWGvO8Yhk

A collection of people doing excellent work for excellent seals, though content warning for seals injured by ocean waste being saved.
https://www.youtube.com/@OceanConservationNamibia/videos


And the seal video I can no longer find was of a bunch of fishermen unloading their catches, and throwing some to a big elephant seal (Or maybe it was a walrus?) to stop it from bothering them. Just paying the local heavy his protection money/fish.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

please stop trying to sell me a bootleg plush seal



I like leopard seals bc all the kids in my class loved club penguin and I was an emo contrarian

Only seal to ever kill a human, t-rex of seas

no one really changes

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

this leopard seal clonks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI-ksUvc5sg

why the hell does it clonk

what gives

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

why your images keep getting deleted

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
they are under a protective seal

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ugggggh

https://twitter.com/aguhiyori/status/1633693417090977793

that's not in relation to the pun. that's just the name of this seal

BrownPepper
Dec 30, 2017

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

please stop trying to sell me a bootleg plush seal



I like leopard seals bc all the kids in my class loved club penguin and I was an emo contrarian

Only seal to ever kill a human, t-rex of seas

Was looking for some leopard seal representation. thank you

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:



Only seal to ever kill a human, t-rex of seas

Or leopard of seas, as it were

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/RDAveza.mp4

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Hiyori enjoying the snow :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Xx6DAARIg

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i see ears. that is a False Seal

by contrast this is a Genuine, yet Furious Seal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RK4ZCkdbL8

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Sorry for the Facebook link, o-ring and gasket thread.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/725890575697653/

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/OawxCB0.mp4

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

excellent seal zoomies

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
lol youtube

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/XddOiwS.mp4

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