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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Nintendo has made significant advances into Microsoft's territory in the last 24 hours... word on the street is that Xbox Elite units will be deployed soon. Sony, as previously reported, has no gains.

Be careful on console war twitter... there's a :nms: video floating around of Pikmin getting turned into confetti.

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
[sighs deeply] Xbox didn't start this war, but they will finish it

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
it's not a war, it's a Special Gaming Operation

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
This is absurd. They're out there with MadCatz controllers and gameboys that you can't play in the sun. Why are we even fighting this war?

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

The Kins posted:

it's not a war, it's a Special Gaming Operation

The contards will greet us as liberators

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

The Kins posted:

it's not a war, it's a Special Gaming Operation

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

The Kins posted:

it's not a war, it's a Special Gaming Operation


Arrhythmia posted:

This is absurd. They're out there with MadCatz controllers and gameboys that you can't play in the sun. Why are we even fighting this war?

That Little Demon posted:

[sighs deeply] Xbox didn't start this war, but they will finish it


Pablo Nergigante posted:

The contards will greet us as liberators

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

The MS Empire and the Nintendian Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their proud userbase, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their bandwidth.

Even though large tracts of the zeitgeist and many old and famous studios have fallen or may fall into the grip of the PStards and all the odious apparatus of Sony rule, we shall not flag or fail.

We shall go on until game over, we shall game at home, we shall game in the skies and oceans, we shall game with growing confidence and growing strength at the arcades, we shall defend our home screens, whatever the cost may be.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lmfao

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The attack would proceed with neither style nor grace, but instead an unrelenting brutality. By the time it was over, the so-called "Lanky Massacre" would claim the lives of more than 33,000 Cambodian civilians.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

The attack would proceed with neither style nor grace, but instead an unrelenting brutality. By the time it was over, the so-called "Lanky Massacre" would claim the lives of more than 33,000 Cambodian civilians.

lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

The attack would proceed with neither style nor grace, but instead an unrelenting brutality. By the time it was over, the so-called "Lanky Massacre" would claim the lives of more than 33,000 Cambodian civilians.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

FactsAreUseless posted:

The attack would proceed with neither style nor grace, but instead an unrelenting brutality. By the time it was over, the so-called "Lanky Massacre" would claim the lives of more than 33,000 Cambodian civilians.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

That Little Demon posted:

[sighs deeply] Xbox didn't start this war, but they will finish it

Arrhythmia posted:

This is absurd. They're out there with MadCatz controllers and gameboys that you can't play in the sun. Why are we even fighting this war?


FactsAreUseless posted:

The attack would proceed with neither style nor grace, but instead an unrelenting brutality. By the time it was over, the so-called "Lanky Massacre" would claim the lives of more than 33,000 Cambodian civilians.

lmfao

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

The attack would proceed with neither style nor grace, but instead an unrelenting brutality. By the time it was over, the so-called "Lanky Massacre" would claim the lives of more than 33,000 Cambodian civilians.

lmao

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

sockpuppetclock
Sep 12, 2010
Quickly running out of food under siege, the starving people of PS5 were forced to eat their own games to live. But unfortunately...

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
the real battle frontier

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015

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copy
Jul 26, 2007

Arrhythmia posted:

the real battle frontier

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

The attack would proceed with neither style nor grace, but instead an unrelenting brutality. By the time it was over, the so-called "Lanky Massacre" would claim the lives of more than 33,000 Cambodian civilians.



lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Arrhythmia posted:

the real battle frontier

War's on hold until I can get a new artillery battery

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
UN diplomats vomiting in disgust when I am forced to open my prison camp full of PS5 gamers to the public

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

If humanity is to survive, we must ban the use of wild arms in warfare.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

The Kins posted:

it's not a war, it's a Special Gaming Operation


Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

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