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Hmm, the door to this house appears to be locked. Looks like I'm going to have to solve a puzzle if I'm going to get into here... What's this? A rock with a hollowed out hole and a key beneath? And the key fits the door perfectly? Heh, another puzzle solved. Wife to onlookers: He does this every time.
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(holding Google lens up to the stop sign for analysis) hmm, I'm betting there's a pattern in the way these people-movers navigate this grid of paths...
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Blowing open my window with an assault rifle whenever I leave the house. The glass door can ONLY be opened with bullets.
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I hate having to backtrack when I forget a key item like my keys.
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Weird how many of these keyholes are the exact shape and size of my dick and balls lol
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Leadthumb posted:I hate having to backtrack when I forget a key item like my keys. dood, if the devs had any brains at all they'd have put enough milk in the fridge so I didn't have to backtrack to the store AGAIN right as I'm really getting built up and like really anticipating taking a bite of cereal. I'm just being honest, this is lovely design
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Arch Nemesis posted:dood, if the devs had any brains at all they'd have put enough milk in the fridge so I didn't have to backtrack to the store AGAIN right as I'm really getting built up and like really anticipating taking a bite of cereal. I'm just being honest, this is lovely design
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Arch Nemesis posted:dood, if the devs had any brains at all they'd have put enough milk in the fridge so I didn't have to backtrack to the store AGAIN right as I'm really getting built up and like really anticipating taking a bite of cereal. I'm just being honest, this is lovely design
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[Kurt Vileishly] Wanna live wanna live a life like mine? Oh baby its search action all the time
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Forgot my keys so I roll into a ball to get through the dog door
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cant go to work after ridley (ex-wife) attack took away all my powerups and i need space jump to get there. loving classic her
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copy posted:cant go to work after ridley (ex-wife) attack took away all my powerups and i need space jump to get there. loving classic her She even took The Baby lol
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Pablo Nergigante posted:She even took The Baby lol lmfao whoa
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Pablo Nergigante posted:She even took The Baby lol lol
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The shower's a little too hot and I'm taking some damage, but it's worth tanking it, it's good for my skin. With later upgrades I'll be completely immune.
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*getting laughed off of the basketball court* i should come back once i get the double jump amulet *i get hit in the back with my inhaler i dropped*
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Pablo Nergigante posted:She even took The Baby lol haunted bong posted:*getting laughed off of the basketball court* i should come back once i get the double jump amulet *i get hit in the back with my inhaler i dropped* lol
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haunted bong posted:*getting laughed off of the basketball court* i should come back once i get the double jump amulet *i get hit in the back with my inhaler i dropped* loll
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haunted bong posted:*getting laughed off of the basketball court* i should come back once i get the double jump amulet *i get hit in the back with my inhaler i dropped* Lol
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haunted bong posted:*getting laughed off of the basketball court* i should come back once i get the double jump amulet *i get hit in the back with my inhaler i dropped* lol
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And it seems ro me you lived your life like A Valley Without Wind
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:And it seems ro me you lived your life like A Valley Without Wind lmfao
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:And it seems ro me you lived your life like A Valley Without Wind
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:And it seems ro me you lived your life like A Valley Without Wind lol whao
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i am being forced to pretend i enjoy this pointless, dreary slog hither and yon between gray, featurless hallways collecting so-called upgrades like a working pen, staples, and so, with nary an interesting platforming challange or combat situation to be found.
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Goodbye Samus queen, though I never knew you at all you had the grace to roll yourself into a little ball
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mysterious loyall X posted:i am being forced to pretend i enjoy this pointless, dreary slog hither and yon between gray, featurless hallways collecting so-called upgrades like a working pen, staples, and so, with nary an interesting platforming challange or combat situation to be found. lol
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Goodbye Samus queen, though I never knew you at all you had the grace to roll yourself into a little ball
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Life in a Metroidvania Livin it up while Zebes melts down
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Plebian Parasite posted:Life in a Metroidvania Lol
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Second floor. Brinstar, Maridia, Lady's lingerie. Good morning, Ms. Aran. Going... down?
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"Dude Looks like a Lady" was written after Steven Tyler was confused after beating the original metroid
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Plebian Parasite posted:"Dude Looks like a Lady" was written after Steven Tyler was confused after beating the original metroid Lmao
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Plebian Parasite posted:"Dude Looks like a Lady" was written after Steven Tyler was confused after beating the original metroid lmao
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Plebian Parasite posted:"Dude Looks like a Lady" was written after Steven Tyler was confused after beating the original metroid
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Plebian Parasite posted:"Dude Looks like a Lady" was written after Steven Tyler was confused after beating the original metroid lmfao
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Plebian Parasite posted:"Dude Looks like a Lady" was written after Steven Tyler was confused after beating the original metroid
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Plebian Parasite posted:"Dude Looks like a Lady" was written after Steven Tyler was confused after beating the original metroid
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Plebian Parasite posted:"Dude Looks like a Lady" was written after Steven Tyler was confused after beating the original metroid lol
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Plebian Parasite posted:"Dude Looks like a Lady" was written after Steven Tyler was confused after beating the original metroid lol
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