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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

tmfc posted:

this like the third time i've volunteered deeply hosed up personal knowledge completely unprompted in the imp zone

got any more?

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

[me with the anime and beers coming in to party] Whats buzzin' cousin!?!!!!!

forlorn cousin: my ankle monitor again

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Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

tmfc posted:

this like the third time i've volunteered deeply hosed up personal knowledge completely unprompted in the imp zone


That Little Demon posted:

Actually you will want to socket level 3 gems first because level 4 don't come until after you are 70+ and doing the T4 dungeons (they have much better bonuses and affixes to gear). My Stepfather raped and killed 13 prostitutes during the Blizzard of 97' on the east coast when everyone was trapped inside for days. He posed as a snowplow driver.


insane anime posted:

[me with the anime and beers coming in to party] Whats buzzin' cousin!?!!!!!

forlorn cousin: my ankle monitor again

lmfao

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Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

insane anime posted:

[me with the anime and beers coming in to party] Whats buzzin' cousin!?!!!!!

forlorn cousin: my ankle monitor again

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

insane anime posted:

[me with the anime and beers coming in to party] Whats buzzin' cousin!?!!!!!

forlorn cousin: my ankle monitor again

Lmao

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

insane anime posted:

[me with the anime and beers coming in to party] Whats buzzin' cousin!?!!!!!

forlorn cousin: my ankle monitor again

lmao

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za-Zi71BC-g&t=140s

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

That Little Demon posted:

My cousin went berserk after my brother and I ate the last S’mores Poptart (back when only one came in a bag, early 1991) and went on to commit a series of home robberies that ended up with her giving AIDS to over 100 strangers using syringes under the toilet seat tricks. Worst part of all was she never got to see final fantasy 3 (6 in Japan) get released here after being a huge fan of 2 (4 in Japan)

lmao

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Haha, you guys got me. Pretty good stuff. Seriously though I've been regularly posting cries for help in the IZ for about six years now, just kind of an inside joke/gimmick I guess. At first it was just kind of a funny post concept but lately I've come to realize that there really isn't anyone else to talk to. I'm alone in this dark apartment, whenever I close my eyes I see my horrific trauma reflected back at me. So it's cool to have some chill bros to post with, maybe we can add my cousin to the IZWF so I can witness him face the justice long denied to me. Also can a mod please put my Tenchi Muyo avatar back? It keeps him from seeing my posts.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010


FactsAreUseless posted:

Haha, you guys got me. Pretty good stuff. Seriously though I've been regularly posting cries for help in the IZ for about six years now, just kind of an inside joke/gimmick I guess. At first it was just kind of a funny post concept but lately I've come to realize that there really isn't anyone else to talk to. I'm alone in this dark apartment, whenever I close my eyes I see my horrific trauma reflected back at me. So it's cool to have some chill bros to post with, maybe we can add my cousin to the IZWF so I can witness him face the justice long denied to me. Also can a mod please put my Tenchi Muyo avatar back? It keeps him from seeing my posts.

lmao

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Soy un predator. I’m a loser baby, so turn off the One Piece

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
(tmfcs cousin just dropped 200,000 twitch bits on stream) I mean honestly he served his time and between Spy Family, the new stone ocean, and the last few episodes on One Piece I mean hasn't the dude been punished enough?

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Rodney Dangerfield voice: The other day my wife put on Chainsaw Man. I told her turn that off, I can’t watch this stuff. She said too violent for you? And I said no, it’s cuz I’m a sex offender!

insane anime posted:

[me with the anime and beers coming in to party] Whats buzzin' cousin!?!!!!!

forlorn cousin: my ankle monitor again


FactsAreUseless posted:

Haha, you guys got me. Pretty good stuff. Seriously though I've been regularly posting cries for help in the IZ for about six years now, just kind of an inside joke/gimmick I guess. At first it was just kind of a funny post concept but lately I've come to realize that there really isn't anyone else to talk to. I'm alone in this dark apartment, whenever I close my eyes I see my horrific trauma reflected back at me. So it's cool to have some chill bros to post with, maybe we can add my cousin to the IZWF so I can witness him face the justice long denied to me. Also can a mod please put my Tenchi Muyo avatar back? It keeps him from seeing my posts.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Soy un predator. I’m a loser baby, so turn off the One Piece

That Little Demon posted:

(tmfcs cousin just dropped 200,000 twitch bits on stream) I mean honestly he served his time and between Spy Family, the new stone ocean, and the last few episodes on One Piece I mean hasn't the dude been punished enough?

lmfao

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Ristolaz posted:

When you said keys I thought you meant keyboard keys so for a second I imagined a yospos poster finishing work and plucking all the keycaps off his keyboard and putting them in a bag to bring home.

Lol

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Martman
Nov 20, 2006

guy who only has one cousin, and they're a rapist: Getting some real rape vibes from this family reunion


HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Rodney Dangerfield voice: The other day my wife put on Chainsaw Man. I told her turn that off, I can’t watch this stuff. She said too violent for you? And I said no, it’s cuz I’m a sex offender!

lmao

mycophobia
May 7, 2008

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Small change got rained on with his own thirty-eight, and nobody flinched down by the arcade. No changes needed lol

lol

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Rodney Dangerfield voice: The other day my wife put on Chainsaw Man. I told her turn that off, I can’t watch this stuff. She said too violent for you? And I said no, it’s cuz I’m a sex offender!

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

That Little Demon posted:

Actually you will want to socket level 3 gems first because level 4 don't come until after you are 70+ and doing the T4 dungeons (they have much better bonuses and affixes to gear). My Stepfather raped and killed 13 prostitutes during the Blizzard of 97' on the east coast when everyone was trapped inside for days. He posed as a snowplow driver.

I had to live in a mobile home dealership during that. Played hella LAN Doom and Dark Reign.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Rodney Dangerfield voice: The other day my wife put on Chainsaw Man. I told her turn that off, I can’t watch this stuff. She said too violent for you? And I said no, it’s cuz I’m a sex offender!

lol

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Rodney Dangerfield voice: The other day my wife put on Chainsaw Man. I told her turn that off, I can’t watch this stuff. She said too violent for you? And I said no, it’s cuz I’m a sex offender!

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008

Stux
Nov 17, 2006


HolePisser1982 posted:

Lol thats crazy. My cousin got shot to death, well, shot in the leg, but it hit an artery and he bled out tied up in his own living room. Screamed for hours but no one came! Fate half as grisly as what befell his wife in the next room over. Home invaders, just wild. Dude loved anime though! Anyways, you were sayin?

That Little Demon posted:

My cousin went berserk after my brother and I ate the last S’mores Poptart (back when only one came in a bag, early 1991) and went on to commit a series of home robberies that ended up with her giving AIDS to over 100 strangers using syringes under the toilet seat tricks. Worst part of all was she never got to see final fantasy 3 (6 in Japan) get released here after being a huge fan of 2 (4 in Japan)


lfmao

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

insane anime posted:

[me with the anime and beers coming in to party] Whats buzzin' cousin!?!!!!!

forlorn cousin: my ankle monitor again


FactsAreUseless posted:

Haha, you guys got me. Pretty good stuff. Seriously though I've been regularly posting cries for help in the IZ for about six years now, just kind of an inside joke/gimmick I guess. At first it was just kind of a funny post concept but lately I've come to realize that there really isn't anyone else to talk to. I'm alone in this dark apartment, whenever I close my eyes I see my horrific trauma reflected back at me. So it's cool to have some chill bros to post with, maybe we can add my cousin to the IZWF so I can witness him face the justice long denied to me. Also can a mod please put my Tenchi Muyo avatar back? It keeps him from seeing my posts.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Rodney Dangerfield voice: The other day my wife put on Chainsaw Man. I told her turn that off, I can’t watch this stuff. She said too violent for you? And I said no, it’s cuz I’m a sex offender!

lmfao

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

insane anime posted:

[me with the anime and beers coming in to party] Whats buzzin' cousin!?!!!!!

forlorn cousin: my ankle monitor again

lmao

 




I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Rodney Dangerfield voice: The other day my wife put on Chainsaw Man. I told her turn that off, I can’t watch this stuff. She said too violent for you? And I said no, it’s cuz I’m a sex offender!

lol

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

HolePisser1982 posted:

Lol thats crazy. My cousin got shot to death, well, shot in the leg, but it hit an artery and he bled out tied up in his own living room. Screamed for hours but no one came! Fate half as grisly as what befell his wife in the next room over. Home invaders, just wild. Dude loved anime though! Anyways, you were sayin?


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Rodney Dangerfield voice: The other day my wife put on Chainsaw Man. I told her turn that off, I can’t watch this stuff. She said too violent for you? And I said no, it’s cuz I’m a sex offender!


That Little Demon posted:

Actually you will want to socket level 3 gems first because level 4 don't come until after you are 70+ and doing the T4 dungeons (they have much better bonuses and affixes to gear). My Stepfather raped and killed 13 prostitutes during the Blizzard of 97' on the east coast when everyone was trapped inside for days. He posed as a snowplow driver.

insane anime posted:

[me with the anime and beers coming in to party] Whats buzzin' cousin!?!!!!!

forlorn cousin: my ankle monitor again

FactsAreUseless posted:

Haha, you guys got me. Pretty good stuff. Seriously though I've been regularly posting cries for help in the IZ for about six years now, just kind of an inside joke/gimmick I guess. At first it was just kind of a funny post concept but lately I've come to realize that there really isn't anyone else to talk to. I'm alone in this dark apartment, whenever I close my eyes I see my horrific trauma reflected back at me. So it's cool to have some chill bros to post with, maybe we can add my cousin to the IZWF so I can witness him face the justice long denied to me. Also can a mod please put my Tenchi Muyo avatar back? It keeps him from seeing my posts.

lmfao




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Thank you tmfc's rapist cousin for bringing Imp Zone back together again

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Roth posted:

Thank you tmfc's rapist cousin for bringing Imp Zone back together again

Lol one person posts that they want IZ to have a shady criminal part of town vibe and next thing you know everyone has banded together out of their hatred for a pedo

Persiflagist
Mar 7, 2013

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Rodney Dangerfield voice: The other day my wife put on Chainsaw Man. I told her turn that off, I can’t watch this stuff. She said too violent for you? And I said no, it’s cuz I’m a sex offender!

凸[◣_◢]凸 put this in your sig if you support FYAD 凸[◣_◢]凸

thanks to >>>GA<<< for the sig :worship:

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

now would be a good time for people to confess really dark secrets about themselves and their family because people will just think its a joke riffing on the pedo cousin

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
you first


ty sub-actuality for av & the kins for sig

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


ive killed before and will kill again

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015
Hey all! Loving the new Street Fighter. Reminds me of when my cousin would feed animals fire crackers haha. Glad we don't have anime freaks here. Anyways peace

- GameGod420

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Ristolaz posted:

When you said keys I thought you meant keyboard keys so for a second I imagined a yospos poster finishing work and plucking all the keycaps off his keyboard and putting them in a bag to bring home.

elf help book posted:

Maybe the world would be a better place if more knew about this very fun fact


symbolic posted:

so my cousin can't watch anime- [crowd gasps, several people exchange glances] oh no dont worry hes not YOSPOS, just a sex offender [air fills with collective sigh of relief]

HolePisser1982 posted:

Lol thats crazy. My cousin got shot to death, well, shot in the leg, but it hit an artery and he bled out tied up in his own living room. Screamed for hours but no one came! Fate half as grisly as what befell his wife in the next room over. Home invaders, just wild. Dude loved anime though! Anyways, you were sayin?

That Little Demon posted:

My cousin went berserk after my brother and I ate the last S’mores Poptart (back when only one came in a bag, early 1991) and went on to commit a series of home robberies that ended up with her giving AIDS to over 100 strangers using syringes under the toilet seat tricks. Worst part of all was she never got to see final fantasy 3 (6 in Japan) get released here after being a huge fan of 2 (4 in Japan)

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Rodney Dangerfield voice: The other day my wife put on Chainsaw Man. I told her turn that off, I can’t watch this stuff. She said too violent for you? And I said no, it’s cuz I’m a sex offender!

That Little Demon posted:

Dad got beat up by 6 Puerto Ricans downtown at 3am when a coke deal went back in 89' and when he came home he was dripping blood all over the carpet and woke everyone up. They apparently smashed a few bottles over his head and glass got under his scalp and he needed like 75 stitches but he went to a friend who was vet instead. There was some blood that got on my Teddy Ruxpin and got inside the tape deck so whenever I put in a tape as a kid it sounded downright satanic. Anyway, the entire reason I even remembered this is because The Cell Phone Shack had a Toys you Remember from the 80s thread.


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Small change got rained on with his own thirty-eight, and nobody flinched down by the arcade. No changes needed lol


That Little Demon posted:

Actually you will want to socket level 3 gems first because level 4 don't come until after you are 70+ and doing the T4 dungeons (they have much better bonuses and affixes to gear). My Stepfather raped and killed 13 prostitutes during the Blizzard of 97' on the east coast when everyone was trapped inside for days. He posed as a snowplow driver.


insane anime posted:

[me with the anime and beers coming in to party] Whats buzzin' cousin!?!!!!!

forlorn cousin: my ankle monitor again


FactsAreUseless posted:

Haha, you guys got me. Pretty good stuff. Seriously though I've been regularly posting cries for help in the IZ for about six years now, just kind of an inside joke/gimmick I guess. At first it was just kind of a funny post concept but lately I've come to realize that there really isn't anyone else to talk to. I'm alone in this dark apartment, whenever I close my eyes I see my horrific trauma reflected back at me. So it's cool to have some chill bros to post with, maybe we can add my cousin to the IZWF so I can witness him face the justice long denied to me. Also can a mod please put my Tenchi Muyo avatar back? It keeps him from seeing my posts.




Pablo Nergigante posted:

Soy un predator. I’m a loser baby, so turn off the One Piece


That Little Demon posted:

(tmfcs cousin just dropped 200,000 twitch bits on stream) I mean honestly he served his time and between Spy Family, the new stone ocean, and the last few episodes on One Piece I mean hasn't the dude been punished enough?


ol yeller posted:

Hey all! Loving the new Street Fighter. Reminds me of when my cousin would feed animals fire crackers haha. Glad we don't have anime freaks here. Anyways peace

- GameGod420

lmfao. god bless imp zone

Uncle Frank
May 28, 2021

ol yeller posted:

Hey all! Loving the new Street Fighter. Reminds me of when my cousin would feed animals fire crackers haha. Glad we don't have anime freaks here. Anyways peace

- GameGod420

Lol

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

ol yeller posted:

Hey all! Loving the new Street Fighter. Reminds me of when my cousin would feed animals fire crackers haha. Glad we don't have anime freaks here. Anyways peace

- GameGod420

lmfao

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

ol yeller posted:

Hey all! Loving the new Street Fighter. Reminds me of when my cousin would feed animals fire crackers haha. Glad we don't have anime freaks here. Anyways peace

- GameGod420

lol


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Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

ol yeller posted:

Hey all! Loving the new Street Fighter. Reminds me of when my cousin would feed animals fire crackers haha. Glad we don't have anime freaks here. Anyways peace

- GameGod420




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

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