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I am in the hospital because it turns out what I thought was acid reflux was really the inner and outer layers of my lungs grating each other like sand paper. Can anyone give me a high level healing potion or panacea perhaps?
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 14:26 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:00 |
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Feel free to use this thread to ask other imps if they can spare any healing items when you don't feel good.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 14:27 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:sending along a Potion of Greater Healing. feel better leadthumb That's a cool one. copy posted:sending you a biscuit. this improves all meters so it should help you out in your time of need gamer. get well soon man that sucks Thank you, Thomas.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 14:52 |
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The doctor gave me some kind of power tab to save for chrono but he made me eat it. I hate him.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 15:03 |
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Arch Nemesis posted:feel better dude. may ayla come to your aid and steal many more tabs for when you recover and finish climbing death peak Thank you imp. Wormskull posted:Eat a big rear end Buffalo chicken pizza. Will do, this sounds like it heals for a lot. bees x1000 posted:uh dude that sounds really bad, I really hope there’s a fix for grinding lungs Thank you, me too I have a checkup on friday. In the mean time, can you please draw a healing potion and post it?
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 21:12 |
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 21:59 |
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Plebian Parasite posted:It's not a potion, but I just punched into the drywall of my house and unearthed this entire kirkland rotisserie chicken, take it and be in good health That's very thoughtful, but I cannot in good faith accept this. I already have one in the fridge. Enjoy your spoils!
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 22:01 |
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Wait a minute... this potion looks like it is intended to make me die a li'l. Why would you do this to me?
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 22:02 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:no actually it is meant to encourage you to call Illinois via a rotary dial phone relieved sigh as I put this substubatoe potion in the recycle bin
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 22:08 |
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Arch Nemesis posted:leaddialil is not suitable for noobs, games posters, or agdq participants. do not take leaddialil if you have an allergy to fungi. side effects may include vivid dreams and an inability to distinguish between game logic and real life.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 22:30 |
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whoa lol, thanks for spotting this.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 22:31 |
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P-Mack posted:! What does it look like? sometimes you can kind of guess what they do.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 22:38 |
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Still waiting on the one that bees is making, it's taking a bit so he must be working really hard on it. I bet it's going to be awesome.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 22:40 |
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Depressing.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 02:41 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:here is a bespoke artisanal hand drawn potion op. hope you are feeling better lol seeing this makes me feel better, thank you.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 18:56 |
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Lol Bolverkur posted:this potion is infused with the blessing of almalexia. git well and git gud, gamer. Lol thanks!
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 22:58 |
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Arch Nemesis posted:ah poo poo I just realized I had this same thing (pleurisy right?) a few years ago. made my coworker drive me to the hospital cause I thought maybe I was having a heart attack or something. they ran a bunch of tests and then just gave me a ton of ibuprofen and sent me home. never actually explained what it was, just said "inflammation." it sucks. hope it's not too serious and you recover well. Yeah it's pleurisy. They put me on amoxicillin for a few days. They think the prolonged inflammation was actually due to acid reflux but they don't know for sure, best guess is I got stomach acid in my lungs and didn't wake up right away OOPS!
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 23:45 |
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Plebian Parasite posted:lol all of the imps lungs disintegrating due to prolonged exposure to impo fumes IMPO
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 23:45 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:glad you’re on the mend brother Thanks, and for the potions all lol I made some too for the next imp that isn't feeling well.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 23:58 |
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Larry Parrish posted:it's tragic but the consequences of being exposed to gender swap gas a decade ago is coming back to haunt us. And the gamer VA is trying to lie about it. lol
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2023 00:17 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I always think that health potions would taste like the broth in spicy noodles, so please find attached accordingly. Memory unlocked: You just reminded me of one of my brother's friends growing up who would fill his older sister's old nail polish bottles with kool-aid or juice and pretend they were magic potions. I don't think he cleaned them first because my brother said they tasted horrible.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2023 17:37 |
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Lmao what the heck?
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2023 17:38 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:00 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I remember when I was with Games Moderating Command. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to give all of the children PSVR2s, along Horizon: Call of the Mountain. We left the camp after we had given out our stock, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and the Imps had come and hacked off every arm holding a Sense controller. There they were in a pile, a pile of little arms and Sense controllers. And I remember I...I...I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized, like I was shot — like I was shot with a diamond...a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God, the genius of that. The genius! The will to do that: perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized the Imps were stronger than we, because they could stand it. These were not monsters. These were men, trained gamers — these men who fought with their hearts, who had ex-wives, who didn't talk to their children, but who are still filled with love — but they had the strength — the strength! — to do that. If I had ten divisions of Imps, our troubles with QCS would be over very quickly. You have to have gamers who are moral and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling, without passion, without judgement. Without judgement! Because it's judgement that defeats us. lmao
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2023 20:08 |