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Last week, the vicious Laughing Lunatics(clowns) gang had openly declared war on the Silent Knights(mimes) gang, and the violence unfortunately spilled out to innocent civilians. At least two uninvolved people had gotten hurt during the attack by both gangs, with three mimes and three clowns each assaulting one another, along with a bakery getting destroyed. What will become of the town? What will become of the two gangs? Local law enforcement refused to comment on the situation.
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Hello clown my anti-friend, One of us right now must end, It's a good thing you can't hear me speak- I'm a mime pretend you heard me think, A decision for a song idea is in my brain And so I made The Ballad of Clowns and Mimes, then. The circus honked with sounds of horns On collars of clowns were they borne The mimes had no choice but to run around Some how they did that without a sound The clowns real loud were screaming with pies abound they were creaming With precision those pies landed in the face 'til none remained And that ended The Ballad of Clowns and Mimes, then... |
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Feb 25, 2023 03:23
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im 4 clowns |
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Feb 25, 2023 04:15
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| Bongi the Clown has been beaten to death in his prison cell with what appears to be mimed weaponry | |
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Feb 25, 2023 07:25
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*sexy female radio voice* stay easy out there clowns cuz the mimes are lookin to rumble. here let me play "love is a fire" to soundtrack your escapades, adventures and conflicts *clown listening* we're gonna make it guys. all the way to the big top. the big Clowney
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Feb 25, 2023 17:28
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whyd you do it bonko??? whyd you waste cyrus bonko: no reason.... heh. i just like doing things like that HONK
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Feb 25, 2023 23:37
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waiting for the clown don to arrive. black luxury sedan rolls up with dark tinted windows. driver gets out and walks around to open the back door. when the back door opens, 30 clown bodyguards stream out before the don |
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Mar 5, 2023 16:52
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mime assassin on a rooftop opens up an invisible suitcase. carefully pulls out each component to an invisible rifle, screwing them together and dialing in the scope. takes aim at the clown capo. one silent shot, one kill. mime assassin disassembles the weapon and places each part with care back in the suitcase. on the way back to the safehouse, he throws each component of the rifle separately into different rivers |
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Mar 5, 2023 17:10
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mime goons unwrap an anonymous package wrapped in newspaper. it's a bullet proof vest wrapped around a lemon meringue pie. an unmistakeable message: luca brasi got creamed |
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Mar 5, 2023 17:20
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mime boss' car is stuck in traffic. two firefighter clowns on a tiny bicycle pull up alongside, and the bicycle passenger sprays an entire seltzer bottle into the open window before they speed off seconds later. |
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Mar 6, 2023 18:51
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in a warehouse, between forklifts and stacks of pallets, a mime lieutenant holds a tense meeting with his crew after a failed raid. it was a setup, the clowns knew they were coming. one of our guys tipped them off, no question about it. the real question is, who talked? |
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Mar 6, 2023 19:01
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canyoneer posted:mime boss' car is stuck in traffic. two firefighter clowns on a tiny bicycle pull up alongside, and the bicycle passenger sprays an entire seltzer bottle into the open window before they speed off seconds later.
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Mar 6, 2023 21:05
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Clown #1: The mimes got us pinned down! We're toast! Clown #2: Don't worry, we got backup en route! We just gotta hold 'em off until Pagliacci gets here! Clown #1: ... |
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Mar 6, 2023 23:11
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google THIS posted:Clown #1: The mimes got us pinned down! We're toast! lol
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Mar 6, 2023 23:19
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slow motion montage of gangland assassinations set to entry of the gladiators played in a minor key |
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Mar 6, 2023 23:23
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google THIS posted:Clown #1: The mimes got us pinned down! We're toast!
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Mar 7, 2023 00:42
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google THIS posted:Clown #1: The mimes got us pinned down! We're toast!
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Mar 7, 2023 03:01
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mimes impatiently looking up how long it will take to fully cure the oversized cement shoes they've poured over a clown's feet |
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Mar 7, 2023 19:29
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canyoneer posted:mimes impatiently looking up how long it will take to fully cure the oversized cement shoes they've poured over a clown's feet ---------------- |
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Mar 7, 2023 19:37
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scared clown leaning over to the ear of another clown: ...how do they snap yet make no sound
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Mar 19, 2023 17:16
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we just lost a car and 34 of our best fighters...
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Mar 19, 2023 17:35
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voluntarily drafted myself as a simple clown enthusiast, hoping that i'll have an easy route to college afterwards
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Mar 19, 2023 17:57
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general watching the ongoing fight, numb, snaps open his eyes: Wait a minute! Who's in congress?!
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Mar 19, 2023 17:58
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