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canyoneer


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waiting for the clown don to arrive.
black luxury sedan rolls up with dark tinted windows. driver gets out and walks around to open the back door. when the back door opens, 30 clown bodyguards stream out before the don

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canyoneer


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mime assassin on a rooftop opens up an invisible suitcase. carefully pulls out each component to an invisible rifle, screwing them together and dialing in the scope. takes aim at the clown capo. one silent shot, one kill.
mime assassin disassembles the weapon and places each part with care back in the suitcase. on the way back to the safehouse, he throws each component of the rifle separately into different rivers

canyoneer


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mime goons unwrap an anonymous package wrapped in newspaper. it's a bullet proof vest wrapped around a lemon meringue pie. an unmistakeable message: luca brasi got creamed

canyoneer


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mime boss' car is stuck in traffic. two firefighter clowns on a tiny bicycle pull up alongside, and the bicycle passenger sprays an entire seltzer bottle into the open window before they speed off seconds later.

canyoneer


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in a warehouse, between forklifts and stacks of pallets, a mime lieutenant holds a tense meeting with his crew after a failed raid.

it was a setup, the clowns knew they were coming. one of our guys tipped them off, no question about it. the real question is, who talked?

canyoneer


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slow motion montage of gangland assassinations set to entry of the gladiators played in a minor key

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canyoneer


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mimes impatiently looking up how long it will take to fully cure the oversized cement shoes they've poured over a clown's feet

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