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feel free to add to the list...., video game characters confirmed to gently caress - - bowser (has a biological son) - pac-man (married and has a baby. pacman fucks or whatever the equivalent is for the pac species) - waluigi (vigorously and often) - that ski free yeti (he's into some freaky poo poo tho) characters that likely gently caress, but not confirmed - - mario (always saving the princess, probably fucks) - crash bandicoot (tawna) - that knight from clockwork knight - the car from daytona usa (dont ask) characters that might gently caress but not sure - - gex (has a severe foot fetish) - glover (epic handjobs tho) characters that don't gently caress - - agent 47 (ace) - leisure suit larry (that's the joke) - mike dawson (did you kill rita?)
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Sex is like Mario Party - Wario is there.
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cockwork knight
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Feb 25, 2023 05:22
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the entire monster hunter franchise does or else how could there still be rathlos and rathians!?
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how could you forget Geralt and Donkey Kong in the fucks category it's like you're not even trying
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Chrom from Fire Emblem Awakening fucks  edit: Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:characters that likely gently caress, but not confirmed - Or he could just be a super ultra mega simp
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Vivi fucks
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:how could you forget Geralt and Donkey Kong in the fucks category canonically, Cranky Kong is the one who fucks and Donkey Kong merely cranks. presumably this is a translation mixup.
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Feb 25, 2023 05:25
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The tetris L block fucks confirmed and verified.
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Chrono's mom, obviously. Cyan, but his wife and kid died. Heihachi Mishima fucks humans, and bears, probably. Kratos has two kids from two baby mommas.
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Cranky Kong e: goddamn, i really thought i'd be the first to say cranky kong, but nope. guess everyone knows that guy's a slayer. Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Feb 25, 2023 |
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Commander Shepard fucks. so. much.
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Q*bert is basically a sentient fleshlight
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Commander Shepard is loving everyone, all the time.
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BJ fucks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPNpU9Pa8_o
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I know this is the thread for people who gently caress, but I just need to put this one out here before anyone posts it in error Duke Nukem -- Massive virgin, has never hosed.
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Fin Fin from Fin Fin on Teo the Magic Planet has a kid named Finfin Junior, so he definitely fucks.
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*Runs all around Bhujerba* BASCH FUCKS!
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All the Persona MCs, unless being roleplayed by a goon -- then they don't gently caress
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Doomguy is an incel.
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Sophy Wackles posted:Doomguy is an incel. Daisy would like a word.
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sonic fucks but he has an inflation fetish
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Master Chief hosed that one time so they made a modification to his suit to jack him off to keep him satiated
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The dude in the Witcher fucks a bunch, man what a horney game
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that horny fridge that upgrades you in atomic heart
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Luigi pays for prostitutes, he goes down to East New York and fucks them in the Mario Bros Plumbing van. Mario pretends to not smell sex and weed in the van the next morning but he knows how sick Luigi is.
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Bubsy
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A surfing dog?! posted:Fin Fin from Fin Fin on Teo the Magic Planet has a kid named Finfin Junior, so he definitely fucks. Well that unlocked a deeply buried memory. (that Fin Fin exists, not of him loving)
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chef peter pepper for sure lays mad pipe.
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Tom Nook has hosed at least once, but now only the raw thrill of exploitative landlording can make his tanooki balls tingle.
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Claude Speed from GTA3, you can make him gently caress prostitutes Heihachi Mishima Alexander from Kings Quest 6
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BA IS FU BA CK
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gaelan bayle
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Fei and Elly from Xenogears gently caress. But then they're naked in the final cutscene and no one has any genitals. So they must have lost them when they killed God.
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Cloud fucks Tifa while the rest of the party and the Italian government watches from the airship.
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:characters that don't gently caress - he literally fucks in the first game. larry can even die from the std in the game. have you ever played lsl. you fraudulent scamming fake gamer
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Shadow from FF6 hosed.
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