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Fallout 2 main character has lots of opportunities to gently caress.
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Feb 25, 2023 11:31
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The Nameless One fucks. And the right stats and dialogue choices reveal that Ravel the Night Hag is hopelessly in love with him, so a prior incarnation definitely hit that.
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Feb 25, 2023 11:32
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No character in metal gear fucks. Not even the enemy soldiers. It's why they're so intensely drawn to the porno mags.
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Feb 25, 2023 13:43
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I refuse to believe anybody in the RE universe except Barry has ever had sex.
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Feb 25, 2023 13:57
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About half the residents in Stardew Valley will gently caress you
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Feb 25, 2023 15:34
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Every friendly NPC in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
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Feb 25, 2023 15:54
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Coquito Ergo Sum posted:I refuse to believe anybody in the RE universe except Barry has ever had sex. What about Mike
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Feb 25, 2023 16:14
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What about Mike  
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Feb 25, 2023 16:36
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Soldier 76 from overwatch just going to town on some dudes hog
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Feb 25, 2023 16:40
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it's canon that the witcher guy doesnt gently caress but instead he draws the ladies naked onto weird "sex cards" and then he plays Magic with the cards
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Feb 25, 2023 16:49
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Feb 25, 2023 17:56
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Long line of Belmonts loving throughout history.
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Feb 25, 2023 18:37
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Yvershek posted:Long line of Belmonts loving throughout history. In the Castlevania III manual it says they have an extra chromosome. I'm not even lying, they call it the Belmont Warlord Chromosome. So the Belmonts def loving but in a very aristocratic way.
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Feb 25, 2023 18:45
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:In the Castlevania III manual it says they have an extra chromosome. I'm not even lying, they call it the Belmont Warlord Chromosome. So the Belmonts def loving but in a very aristocratic way. What is a man? A miserable pile of DNA. But enough talk, have at you!
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Feb 25, 2023 18:49
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CJ enjoys a coffee with his girlfriends every now and then.
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Feb 25, 2023 18:54
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Call Your Grandma posted:it's canon that the witcher guy doesnt gently caress but instead he draws the ladies naked onto weird "sex cards" and then he plays Magic with the cards Maybe he fucks the cards?
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Feb 25, 2023 18:54
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The entire cast of Saints Row 2-4 gently caress. Dunno about 1 and the most recent one.
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Feb 25, 2023 19:00
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Ken from Street Fighter fucks. Ryu doesn't know what sex is.
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Feb 25, 2023 19:01
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cooking mama would just be cooking lady if she didn't get mad rutty at least once
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Feb 25, 2023 19:03
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Wall Balls posted:cooking mama would just be cooking lady if she didn't get mad rutty at least once 
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Feb 25, 2023 19:12
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Kirby sucks and that's how Kirby fucks
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Does Kirby have a gender?
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Love is love
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Feb 25, 2023 19:26
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Fei and Elly from Xenogears gently caress. One of the core plot points of Xenogears is that God (not the one you kill, a different God) made Fei an infinitely recurring fuckmommy. Also Funky Kong fucks like crazy, so much he was originally named Fucky Kong, but Nintendo said you weren't allowed to call him that.
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Feb 25, 2023 19:26
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The dwarves in Deep Rock Galactic do not gently caress because they don't know what that is. And if they did gently caress then Management would dock their pay.
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Feb 25, 2023 19:43
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B.J. Blazkowicz is canonically the grandfather of the Doom guy. Does that mean the Doom guy is uncircumcised?
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Feb 25, 2023 19:51
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Doom guy only uses his penis to bludgeon demons to death, so it doesn't matter.
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Feb 25, 2023 19:54
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goatface posted:Doom guy only uses his penis to bludgeon demons to death, so it doesn't matter. It is important! If he uncut he can smack down a lost soul while beating a cacodemon
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Feb 25, 2023 20:15
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Max Payne hosed his wife at least once before she was murdered at the beginning of the first game.
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Feb 25, 2023 20:21
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Does Samus gently caress? All we really know about her is she was raised by bird people and is a kick rear end bounty hunter. What does she do on the weekends?
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Feb 25, 2023 20:25
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Final boss of Doom 2 gives great head
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Feb 25, 2023 20:30
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Does Samus gently caress? All we really know about her is she was raised by bird people and is a kick rear end bounty hunter. What does she do on the weekends? she lounges poolside, there are pics of her just in a bailey definitely has a life out of the suit
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Feb 25, 2023 20:32
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Samus adopted the metroid she's still a Mother she just didn't gently caress
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Does Samus gently caress? All we really know about her is she was raised by bird people and is a kick rear end bounty hunter. What does she do on the weekends? Not without clearance from Adam.
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