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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

Samus adopted the metroid she's still a Mother she just didn't gently caress

because she adopted doesn't doesn't mean she don't gently caress

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Coquito Ergo Sum posted:

Not without clearance from Adam.

Their dom/sub relationship might not have been consummated.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
The grim reaper guy in Kid Icarus that hops around and gets mad when he sees you? He fucks. He fucks the mad whale guy from Bubble Bobble. The eggplant wiAzard? Well he watches And jacks off.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Lt. Cock posted:

About half the residents in Stardew Valley will gently caress you

Why are farming sims so horny?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Farmers gotta breed or you run out of farmers.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Torpedo Ted and Bullet Bill A2M with Chain Chomp H0T Stepdaiughter Click Please

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it’s not confirmed, but the dwarf in morrowind must’ve had a line out the corprusarium

being the last of his species and a sexual oddity with his condition, you know that must’ve been a thing for those freaky telvanni mages

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

It is my understanding that Master Chief doesn’t gently caress because when he hosed in the TV show all the fans got really angry about it

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Mario definitely fucks I saw a video of it on VGDC back in the day

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chrs posted:

It is my understanding that Master Chief doesn’t gently caress because when he hosed in the TV show all the fans got really angry about it

Master Chief was a 7"2' War machine. I am not sure he even had a dick

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

B.J. Blazkowicz is canonically the grandfather of the Doom guy.
Does that mean the Doom guy is uncircumcised?

This just made me really sad because I realized that the Doom guy's mom is one of the two main characters from Wolfenstein Youngblood and that game was awful.

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense

Man I forgot about this.. was it onimusha but with Jean Reno in it too?

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Impse.cx exists therefore Doomguy fucks.

Bad Purchase posted:

she lounges poolside, there are pics of her just in a bailey

:golfclap:

The Simcity 2000 transportation advisor also fucks.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
All mine do :agesilaus:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Coquito Ergo Sum posted:

Not without clearance from Adam.

Lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

mudskipp posted:

Man I forgot about this.. was it onimusha but with Jean Reno in it too?

Onimusha 3 and it owned

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
Arcturus Mengsk fucks

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


the only confirmed character that fucks in overwatch is ana. unoficially, hammond also fucks

the pc in fallout 4

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Space Kablooey posted:

the only confirmed character that fucks in overwatch is ana. unoficially, hammond also fucks

the pc in fallout 4

no, Fisto was in New Vegas

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
Definitely:

Red XIII
Serious Sam
Kazumi
The 4th Boss of Furi


Probably:

Invoker
Dante
The Guy In The Bucket in Getting Over It
Mega Man

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no, Fisto was in New Vegas

if u play the game properly FISTO fucks at least two people

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

if u play the game properly FISTO fucks at least two people

if you play the game properly FISTO becomes a sex worker and fucks anyone with enough money

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

if you play the game properly FISTO becomes a sex worker and fucks anyone with enough money

ya but known for sure is that he puts his robot fist in your butt as well as James Garret's rear end

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

ya but known for sure is that he puts his robot fist in your butt as well as James Garret's rear end

dude, his name is FISTO. Of course it is goin in your butt.
James Garret has to pay, tho

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Duke Nukem is celibate.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
It's why he's so horny.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kntfkr posted:

Duke Nukem is celibate.

that somehow makes more sense than the story of Duke Nukem Forever

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Duke Nukem the insanely horny warrior monk

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Tracer from overwatch just having her box chomped open by Ellie from last of us

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

PaRappa does it like Aziz Ansari

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I wonder is Bubsy fucks. He does have a cool T-shirt

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

this is how i imagine the sex lives of the peggle masters

Bjorn is swimming in rear end but really dreams of a long term relationship
Jimmy just hits the random button on pornhub and goes to town
Renfield has a big titty goth gf and is living his best life
Kat Tut is a cone bro
Splork is in an intergalactic polycule
Claude has been incel since jordan peterson started talking about lobsters
Tula works as a dominatrix on the side to fund her gacha addiction
Lord Cinderbottom is actually his porn name
Warren's magic wand hasn't worked for years
Master Hu knows some wild ancient techniques and can keep going for hours without cumming
Marina is a huge freak in the sack, all her tentacles know exactly where to go

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


kntfkr posted:

Duke Nukem is incel.

ftfy

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
The long skinny piece of Tetris fucks all my rows

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
I personally think attaching so many sexually appealing traits to many female video game characters but giving them no apparent relationships or any sort of that kind of interaction so all of the legions of unwashed shitgoblins can fantasize about their waifus and buy overpriced figurines of them is hosed, myself.

(And I think that so many of them will direct real hostility towards real people if anything disrupts that fantasy like say, the character gets a solid canonical SO is even more hosed)

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Bubsy fucks w/ the shirt on

Tracer Tong and Paul Denton both gently caress

JC Denton is an incel

All the characters in all the Diablo games all gently caress each other, constantly

The Master from Fallout fucks itself, all day every day

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

MrQwerty posted:

Bubsy fucks w/ the shirt on

What's wrong with that

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm just saiyan that's 1000% how he rolls

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