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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The Orc peasant from Warctaft II who says "dabu." He fucks.

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
all the lemmings from Lemmings probably gently caress

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Ehh the last time someone posted pictures of their GameCube they blew their fingat off, kinda a hard act to follow

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

The Orc peasant from Warctaft II who says "dabu." He fucks.

More work

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Arthas does not gently caress, but he found fraternal love with that undead beetle guy.

Illidan, however...

Slip
Jan 20, 2001


Slip fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Feb 26, 2023

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

tingle defiantly fucks. weather you want it or not

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

i never got around to playing that berserk game, is the extended rape scene in it?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mr.Acula posted:

i never got around to playing that berserk game, is the extended rape scene in it?

the Dreamcast one? it happens after the horrible rape

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Nooner posted:

Ehh the last time someone posted pictures of their GameCube they blew their fingat off, kinda a hard act to follow

I thought that was sega my bad

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

I thought that was sega my bad

sega these nuts.



Sorry. I am usually better than that

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
zelda has to gently caress to keep the royal line going but link always starts out as some guy so she dumps his homeless rear end the second after ganon is gone and finds a dude that can actually talk

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.
Yes: Orbb from Quake 3
No: Anarki from Quake 3

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Seath the scaleless. :krakken:

paperface
Apr 20, 2005

My name's paperface, and I'm the Biggest Idiot Ever!

Spelunky Guy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Seath the scaleless. :krakken:


paperface posted:

Spelunky Guy

both of those characters have children, so they gently caress

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Has anyone said the God of War guy yet? I never played any of the GoW games but I heard he has a son. So the GoW guy canonically fucks.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Goofy has a kid which means some woman knows what noise he makes when he comes

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Applewhite posted:

Has anyone said the God of War guy yet? I never played any of the GoW games but I heard he has a son. So the GoW guy canonically fucks.

Kratos canonically hosed a whole lot of people in the first 5 games before the reboot, graphically, in some of the most cringy and poorly-aged minigames ever produced

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Garrett from the Thief series, definitely banging whores when not breaking into nobelman's mansions

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


ecco the dolphin fucks (other dolphins (consensually (and none of those other things dolphins do)))

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i have it on good authority that "Chakan the Forever Man" isn't really the "forever man" in bed iykwim

thisusedyet
Feb 14, 2012

My post... it sucks!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

In the Castlevania III manual it says they have an extra chromosome. I'm not even lying, they call it the Belmont Warlord Chromosome. So the Belmonts def loving but in a very aristocratic way.

I'll be damned, it's right there on page 4. https://www.thegameisafootarcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Castlevania-III-Draculas-Curse-Game-Manual.pdf
Never knew the Belmonts fought Dracula with the power of Down's Syndrome.

thisusedyet
Feb 14, 2012

My post... it sucks!!!

Defiance Industries posted:

Goofy has a kid which means some woman knows what noise he makes when he comes

It's gotta be the HYUK

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Defiance Industries posted:

Goofy has a kid which means some woman knows what noise he makes when he comes

Goofy undoubtedly hyucks

e: also you know the Runaway Five don't have trouble finding friends to warm their hotel beds with :heysexy:

SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Feb 26, 2023

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Junk posted:

all the lemmings from Lemmings probably gently caress

a countdown appears above their heads when they're about to cum

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
the worms from worms gently caress because the military industrial complex is always hungry for more sacrifices

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The dark queen from Battletoads definitely fucks

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Trevor and Franklin totally gently caress, Michael absolutely does not gently caress

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

his wife does tho

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I bet the guy from Sekiro does NOT gently caress.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The gold VIP from Simtower? They gently caress.

The terrorist from Simtower is an incel.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Captain Toad: He probably spores or something

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Yoshi laying an egg into Birdos mouth

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i think neither the Doom marine nor the Jupiter Hell marine fucks

the imp gif is non-canon

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

the Quake 4 marine fucks but he only fucks Strogg

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Mr.Acula posted:

Yoshi laying an egg into Birdos mouth

Birdo lampreys onto Yoshi's cloaca and sucks the eggs out forcibly.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Dota2 spirit breaker charging dick first straight into my rear end in a top hat

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Aloy fucks but only Petra

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