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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Slave Zero is an incel

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

You just brought an idea into my brain. Sperm Zero (or maybe even cum zero if the censors will allow) its basically just f zero but youre all reskins of spermatozoas and the finish line is an egg. Surely this game exists already

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Captain Falcon: Absolute monster hog but just isn't interested.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Deacon and Sarah from Days Gone.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

all of the characters from Battle Clash gently caress

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

They dont call it Hogwarts for nothin:tipshat:








All the students have genital warts from rampant buggery, to clarify.

But only in the videogame

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Jarf posted:

On this list
Majima
Not on this list
Kiryu
When kiryu is like 20 in Yakuza 0 he can go on phone dates and gently caress but in Yakuza 1 when he's 37 after getting out of prison he has no horny left

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The eyes in Haunted House

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
Sam Porter Bridges used to gently caress before his wife got blown up :(

His wild was his formerr therapist though, mega unethical

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

the Quake 4 marine fucks but he only fucks Strogg

yeah, but it kinda wasn't his choice was it

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
Sonic could gently caress but he don't stick his (hedge)hog in crazy

Knuckles could gently caress but he's too dumb to realize Rouge would be down

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yeah, but it kinda wasn't his choice was it

no but it's now his life and he owns it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

no but it's now his life and he owns it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mr.Acula posted:

Dota2 spirit breaker charging dick first straight into my rear end in a top hat

Wisp whipping each and every one of those balls into my rear end

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
R-type is into bukkake

https://rtype.fandom.com/wiki/Necrosaur?file=BgRtype34.png

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

he's not a blaksowitz but he does his best

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

every single character in every Cho Aniki game fucks super hard 25/8

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

From what I've seen on the net, Ankha fucks. Weird thing the internet.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tarkus posted:

From what I've seen on the net, Ankha fucks. Weird thing the internet.

I would gently caress a weird thing from the internet

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I would gently caress a weird thing from the internet

Wouldn't we all?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Earl fucks, but Toe Jam does not.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Tony Hawk used to gently caress, but hasn’t since 2004

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


tony hawk hosed at least 4 times

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Kassandra from Creed Odyssey fucks every other quest giver.

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

Defiance Industries posted:

Goofy has a kid which means some woman knows what noise he makes when he comes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
Not sure if this has already been posted, but Divayth Fyr almost certainly fucks. On the other hand, he fucks female clones of himself, so maybe that's just masturbation?

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

The godskin nobles gently caress

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





larger collection of goofy cum cries here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFVVg6G1H_s

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
You, the player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofWEWnWjOq0

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
I'm pretty sure Bottles the Mole fucks.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

QuarkJets posted:

The godskin nobles gently caress

Dickskin

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


the 1999 ford taurus SHO from Gran Turismo 2

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




cliffy b

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
Captain Olimar fucks. His entire motivation is to go back home so he can gently caress his wife and he's pissed that it's been three games and he still keeps getting sent out to space. I hope Pikmin 4 will finally allow him to get his happy ending

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

The "T" piece in Tetris, but only when you do a T spin.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


MrQwerty posted:

JC Denton is an incel

In the literal sense, maybe. He doesn't have a dick.

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

sudonim posted:

When kiryu is like 20 in Yakuza 0 he can go on phone dates and gently caress but in Yakuza 1 when he's 37 after getting out of prison he has no horny left

alas

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

I bet Banjo and Kazooie at least talked about it

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Squall could slay but chooses not to

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Jessie fucks

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