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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > lets list the video game characters that fuck (canonical list)
 
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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

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 Tom Nook has hosed at least once, but now only the raw thrill of exploitative landlording can make his tanooki balls tingle.

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Jun 27, 2010

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 Every friendly NPC in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

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Jun 27, 2010

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

In the Castlevania III manual it says they have an extra chromosome. I'm not even lying, they call it the Belmont Warlord Chromosome. So the Belmonts def loving but in a very aristocratic way.

What is a man? A miserable pile of DNA. But enough talk, have at you!

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Jun 27, 2010

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 Ken from Street Fighter fucks.
Ryu doesn't know what sex is.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > lets list the video game characters that fuck (canonical list)