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Leadthumb posted:Came to post this. you could probably post any g&w move (except down+b) and it'd work
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Subscribed. This. Excited to see Ridley and Snake have a go
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 Fox McCloud i realize he has an Arwing but seems to be a more honorable sort of fellow than that. to that end, three blaster shots to get the job done
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 Jigglypuff lures him to sleep & then goes to town with a claw hammer
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 Peach shoves a turnip so far up his rear end he gets a hard-on & then beats it to a pulp with a Toad
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 Bowser the Koopa King would be anything but merciful seeing him treat his own underlings worse than he's ever treated any Goomba. roasting them to a crisp before tearing them off
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symbolic posted:
repeated egg throws to the sack, dick, nd balls clearly
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Fungah! posted:repeated egg throws to the sack, dick, nd balls clearly hmmm not a bad suggestion. will muse over it for edition two of this thread being timely in probably like three weeks
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 Pichu this fucker was in Smash Ult? poo poo uhh gently caress it, thunderbolt spam
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symbolic posted:
https://i.imgur.com/lAhFTEh.mp4
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