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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Him name Tromo orange man

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




tacodaemon posted:

in Arkansas they're considering a bill that would make me a sex offender if I went in the ladies room and there was, unbeknownst to me, a kid in there also using the restroom

https://twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/status/1631018803785089025

is the language so vague that someone could theoretically go to a chud diner, park their kid in the restroom, and report anyone entering as a sex offender

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2RLTmqG4w

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




tacodaemon posted:

"Teachers, superintendents, and school board members in Florida have been assaulted, demeaned, and targeted with death threats. Their classrooms are being surveilled, and anonymous members of the public contact administrators to report a 'crime' as benign as finding a rainbow flag pinned to a bulletin board.

"Amid the threats, DeSantis has signaled that he will fight a federal investigation into increased teacher harassment in Florida and nationwide.

"As this is happening, children watch and learn and get caught in the middle. The people they rely on in school are forced to pay more attention to being under attack than on teaching. Politicians and extremist school board members tell them that some classmates are less equal than others. And the stories they read and the way they learn have been yanked away from them."

can't find it but someone recently stated that this is the latest push in eliminating public schools and libraries, two of the only public institutions left in america

for awhile they were really trying to suggest that all teachers and librarians were pedos (and doctors too, since any remnant of public healthcare has to go)

that didn't work so now they are using any interaction with a maligned minority of lgbtq folk to cut all funding and sell them to the highest bidder

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





MGT yearns for that Laissez's Faire libertarian fanfic where everyone drives a tank and has to pay their neighbors a toll with gold cubes every 10 feet in order to cross their territory

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




tacodaemon posted:

yeah gently caress you, Alaska and Hawaii and US territories


https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1631061189076688902

look at this woke lib sending money to the blue states

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




TheMightyBoops posted:

My alcoholism in food service came from the fact that the servers always gave the back of house booze at the end of the night. I worked at probably the best place you could as far as what they did for employees though and it was still not enough to live much less like have insurance.

everyone I knew in food service took up smoking as well because it was usually the only way to get a break approved

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Buddykins posted:

a sushi restaurant is probably the only place worth spending money at, considering the fact that you cannot replicate sashimi or sushi at home the way you can with other cuisines

this plus anything deep fried. not loving around with oil.

and breakfast that contains the greasy alchemy of a flattop grill

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Epoch Times is the Moonie cult right

and the Shen Yun show is Falun Gong

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Imagine believing anything Musk says

Oh yeah I’m making a mega factory in Mexico it’s called uhhhhhh 420 Nacho Fiesta

Buy buy buy!!!

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lol my first time chopping wood I nearly swung the axe into my shin

sure this thing would go over well

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lol if he dies in a dungeon while his 12 year old fans keeping tweeting as him fighting ghosts or whatever

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




that chain axe vid reminded me of the greatest invention of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ks_lbtgJSw&t=145s

Durf
Aug 16, 2017







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyj2bskurYY

went to a drunk cinema event where this was one of the drinking queus. would not recommend!

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




tacodaemon posted:

lol I also have this anxiety and try to hide the screen when shazam is running


https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1631368301929730048

lol i was drunkenly trying to do this by yelling at the stupid google microphone search in a bar once, getting more desperate as the song was ending and it wasn't working

was pretty sure the people next to me were laughing at me

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




tenderjerk posted:

glad i quoted this earlier because ive been thinking about it alot today

did Stupid Boxes ever clarify why his fiance was leaving him over the Jimbee donut

did they think Jimbee was cursed to work backwards forever

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




tenderjerk posted:

it involved 'cone' and i guess we're gonna leave it at that

invoke "cone"

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




CaptainBeefart posted:

It's called good brain pills!



my most recent incident of avoiding internet thought IRL was when my dentist said she preferred Mayim as jeopardy host over ken jennings

i was like hmmmm interesting (NOT!)

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





We Are the Truuuumps

We Are the Patriooots

We are the ones, who make a Goatse link

and show it to childreeeen

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




SomethingBeautiful posted:

i tried typing "song that goes bum bum bum bum bum bum bum" into google but none of these results are what i'm looking for, internet is useless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8KrTC_o48o

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





all the principles and charisma of 2016 primary John Kasich

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Daniel Dales Dick posted:

His latest video is about this. They're going to revitalize rural America somehow. Donald Johnald Trum has invented the first rural city, and people are going wild!

https://sp.rmbl.ws/s8/2/E/4/M/x/E4Mxi.caa.mp4

lol mass transit is so toxic in america that the next logical step for transportation is flying cars

this proposal makes sense if your vision of the future is based on magazines from the mid 1900s

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Daniel Dales Dick posted:

It's been 3 hours and Friend Ben is still on stage. He lost his glasses at the podium and he's just been stumbling around since then. They are trying to use a hook to pull him off, but he keeps accidentally dodging it like a Mr. Magoo cartoon.

https://twitter.com/meridithmcgraw/status/1631748232752627723?s=20

Please leave the stage Dr Carson. Dr Carson. Dr Carson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0d-GmXKkFQ

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




bebop esq posted:

1) what

2) This Animal Prosecutor reminds me of this song's title:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdIU2e36dF8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6iEb7l1iE&t=7s

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FSKTndbwVo&t=63s

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




mazzi Chart Czar posted:

it's more a rupar problem left over from this contact-high-Pynchon / anti-punctuation-McCarty-poison.
You have to treat trump like lyrics to a rock song.

We have oil and gas.
but we don't want the oil and gas cars.
but we want everything.
Including electric cars.
but we want gasoline cars.
because they go longeeer!

"We Want Everything" would be a good trump slogan

he's a master at tapping into that lizard brain poo poo where people want a burger and a flying car and no brown people and their grandchildren to talk to them

with no growth, introspection, or sacrifice and they want it now now NOW. just the softest people destroying everything over the smallest inconvenience

Durf has issued a correction as of 07:09 on Mar 5, 2023

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lol this is from the tulsa rally where no one attended so they brought down the dregs and meth heads to fill space

Brad Pascal bragged about it being sold out but it turned out kpop fans from around the world booked all the tickets because he didn't think of verifying locations. trump screamed at him and shortly after he was arrested drunk and shirtless.

trump was visibly upset and did a walk of shame after

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




CaptainBeefart posted:

Officials say not to worry, but this was just sent from a Springfield resident... Whatever it is is spreading fast.



Durf
Aug 16, 2017




euphronius posted:

trump is literally the only politician putting forth a vision for the future

LIVE, FROM MAR-A-LAGO

THE RUNNING MAN

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The Racist District Attorney in Atlanta, Fani T. Willis, one of the most dangerous and corrupt cities in the U.S., is now calling the Georgia Legislature, of course, RACIST, because they want to make it easier to remove and replace local rogue prosecutors who are incompetent, racist, or unable to properly do their job. This is a great development for Georgia, but also other parts of the Country. Congratulations to the Georgia Legislature for having the courage to act boldly, fairly, and fast!

really want someone to ask Trump what he means by racism

like when he called Django Unchained the most racist film of all time

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Asproigerosis posted:

It sure is a thing to keep saying everyone against him is a RACIST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goQMM9V7i5I

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




the milk machine posted:

this is not my picture (i did not have a good camera when i went :( ) but check this out



When I was young I read an illustrated book about a kid in an aquarium, that ended with him in front of an impossibly huge tank looking a blue whale in the eye. Scared the crap out of me and this comes close.

At least the whale shark is a big fish. Don’t like it when they cram intelligent whales and dolphins into those things

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





Lol at the assumption they’d kill him for his job

And not because it’d be really funny and cool and an easy way to become one of the most famous people in human history

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





Hangisi aint going away!

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





at 4:30 he suggests the committee focused on the clip of Hawley with the rest edited out to infer he was the only one fleeing the building?

like that wasn't the point Tucker you still proved he fled like the rest of congress AFTER doing white power strongman poo poo earlier in the day

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




lmao

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1632500617687060483

also how many nazi Laurens are there now

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





WHATTA SCOOP!!!!

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




tacodaemon posted:

terf island news columnist update




i'm pretty sure I thought I was a Transformer for most of 2nd grade



wait.... Trans.... they got me

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





that last sentence lmaaaoooooo inject it straight into my veins

congrats on your epitaph Mr "Ridiculer of Employees with Muscular Dystrophy'" Musk

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017





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