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learnincurve posted:Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this. https://twitter.com/biscuitsjoe/status/1630356138670653442 NOTE: Edited by Inferior Third Season to update threadban list. Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:54 on May 1, 2023 |
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not a fan of this "united kingdom" imho
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https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1630722992589225984 British Journalism has just noticed how British Journalism works, but only in this small context.
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Mar 1, 2023 08:38
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Happy Spring, comrades. Today I'm going to my local animal gulag for my daughter's birthday.
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Mar 1, 2023 08:49
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Oh. Spring starts in March for you guys.
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Mar 1, 2023 08:56
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His Divine Shadow posted:Oh. Spring starts in March for you guys. Only technically. It’s still loving freezing.
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Just thought I'd pop in to say gently caress the tories on the first page, so it's preserved forever. Also Suella Braverman is a oval office. I mean they're all cunts but I thought I'd try to pick one for impact's sake.
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Mar 1, 2023 09:01
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How we all looking for tomatoes?
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I see one of those mental health boxes in my Facebook / Instagram feed often and sometimes think about signing up. They are from Mind and are £7.50 a month from what I can remember, and include sort of crafty things you can do and make stuff. Alas, £7.50 is a lot of money, and I'm not convinced it is worth it. [edit] Rarity posted:How we all looking for tomatoes? I have Pomodoroed the gently caress out of my OU work this morning, that's almost exactly the same thing.
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Mar 1, 2023 09:24
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usually check out the veges and fruit aisles
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Mar 1, 2023 09:27
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Rarity posted:How we all looking for tomatoes? Serious answer - Aldi had some last night when I went on a Tiramisu hunt.
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:Just thought I'd pop in to say gently caress the tories on the first page, so it's preserved forever. 
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its not spring till the 20th at approximately 2124 hours you loving heretics still gonna post tho
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Mar 1, 2023 09:32
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DesperateDan posted:its not spring till the 20th at approximately 2124 hours you loving heretics Nope you're banned until then, stick to your principles 
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Mar 1, 2023 09:39
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Rarity posted:How we all looking for tomatoes? About a quarter of an inch tall. Give me six months and I’ll have more tomatoes than you know what to do with. (For about a fortnight. Then, none again.)
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Mar 1, 2023 09:43
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We need memorable starts for the seasons for when they stop working properly. But I do see DesperateDan's point that there's an advantage to being able to tell by celestial means for when the calendars stop working too.
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Why is Matty H getting pounded from all sides? Taking the COVID brunt so Boris can have another crack? I'm a Celebrity jealousy? Presumably any cabinet member's messages could be leaked by the right person at some time.
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Rarity posted:How we all looking for tomatoes? Have you tried beachcombing?
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If they do it to anyone less involved it's not interesting, if they do it to anyone more important then two police officers taking part in a non-disclosable training exercise led by retired SAS Captain Cecil Murderer find them having died of autoerotic asphyxiation in their own home.
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Rarity posted:How we all looking for tomatoes? I've got three cucumbers which I'll barter for a day's worth of gas.
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domhal posted:Why is Matty H getting pounded from all sides? Taking the COVID brunt so Boris can have another crack? I'm a Celebrity jealousy? Presumably any cabinet member's messages could be leaked by the right person at some time. Probably some level of celebrity jealousy yeah, and I suspect Hancock is not widely liked generally. But it's probably mostly because he's now no longer in a position to be a useful idiot, so the right are going after him for doing too much during the pandemic. Oakeshott, who leaked the messages, seems genuinely unhinged, particularly on covid. That Hancock gave her what appears to be a full dump of his WhatsApp messages without bothering to check them is utterly bizarre.
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domhal posted:Why is Matty H getting pounded from all sides? Taking the COVID brunt so Boris can have another crack? I'm a Celebrity jealousy? Presumably any cabinet member's messages could be leaked by the right person at some time. Less jealousy & more I'm A Celeb anger. Politicians are already hated & doing something like that when you're meant to be in parliament makes that worse. Although Matt Hancock not being in parliament actually makes things better for most people in the country
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1630722992589225984  Edit. lol at Dunt https://twitter.com/iandunt/status/1630833963886342145?s=46&t=Y159qgETnlF3rbwjBpKOVA smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 10:54 on Mar 1, 2023 |
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Mar 1, 2023 10:41
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Went to Brighton to the tattoo convention over the weekend. Looked for poop tomatoes, couldn't find any. Lots of very drunk, angry, fighty people, loads of homeless people and eye-wateringly expensive food though. Which I assume is the default state of seaside towns at the moment. Was all a bit sad and depressing. Also the default state of seaside towns in the off season. Bought some rock. Got a lovely tattoo and discovered that my Romanian tattooists idea of "not drinking" is to only buy 16 cans of beer to take back to the hotel.  I also am fat and cannot eat less cake or exercise more and it blows.
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Mar 1, 2023 10:58
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Good news, guys. Journos have decided that it’s safe to admit the Panorama episode on Labour antisemitism was bullshit now that there’s no danger of any meaningful change https://twitter.com/georgemonbiot/status/1630655197683806209?s=46&t=aMjF0h9kLuBVAKyZ-PPWUw
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smellmycheese posted:
"Why this whole thing just makes the Mafia look like a bunch of petty crooks!" Ships fuckin sailed, ya bald creep.
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Mebh posted:Went to Brighton to the tattoo convention over the weekend. Looked for poop tomatoes, couldn't find any. This is sick AF. Who's the artist?
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/iandunt/status/1630833963886342145?s=46&t=Y159qgETnlF3rbwjBpKOVA as a devotee of the ruinous powers I appreciate her commitment to political bloodshed
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Mar 1, 2023 11:17
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tesco had loads of tomatoes but also a sign saying it expected us to do our duty and not buy too many
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NotJustANumber99 posted:tesco had loads of tomatoes but also a sign saying it expected us to do our duty and not buy too many One cherry tomato per household per week
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Mar 1, 2023 11:21
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I think Ash speaks us for all here: https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1630834406494437376
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Of course Ian Dunt's big problem is the idea that she didn't sit on the story about the Press and the government collaborating to protect the Tories because it hurts the press. Of loving course it is.
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Mar 1, 2023 11:26
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https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1630710513905565703
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Mar 1, 2023 11:39
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I thought children had nothing to worry about with Covid Jacob? I thought they just needed to cover their nose and mouth when they cough and sneeze and then sing the national anthem when they washed their hands Jacob?
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Mar 1, 2023 11:43
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They put something in the water
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Mebh posted:Went to Brighton to the tattoo convention over the weekend.. I bumped into a tattoo artist on the way back from that in ggow on Sunday night - inspired me to cover myself in mezoamerican gods
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Just had a horrible moment where the head of retail at a large childrens charity told me we’re turning into a “snowflake nation” with people moaning and crying about nothing. He’s a white guy in his mid fifties so fits the profile somewhat. Have you seen this morning about making Tinkerbell black, he said. “THEY WANT TO loving GROW UP” “THEY WANT TO COME AND WORK IN MY OFFICE TRYING TO IGNORE A BLACK AMBULANCE PULLING INTO THE KIDS HOSPICE” “loving Tinkerbell, they can gently caress OFF” Phew. Wondered where he was going with that!
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Imagine moaning and crying about nothing. Now let my tell you my strong rage on decisions about new depictions of the character Tinkerbell, an issue of great import
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