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Just thought I'd pop in to say gently caress the tories on the first page, so it's preserved forever. Also Suella Braverman is a oval office. I mean they're all cunts but I thought I'd try to pick one for impact's sake.
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Rarity posted:How we all looking for tomatoes? I've got three cucumbers which I'll barter for a day's worth of gas.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Young tories have a certain look which I'm sure they cultivate. Floppy hair, chinos, blue blazer. I write as I'm wearing that, aside from the hair. I don't often have to stress smart casual and this is how wife dressed me. There's no mistaking me for a tory though, long hair, beard (strictly forbidden) and various piercings including face.
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Mar 2, 2023 07:49
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Missed opportunity for Harry Tosser.
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Some of this discussion reminds me of the bit in Four Lions where the chap argues that the best way to get charged up is to get punched in the face.
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Mar 3, 2023 10:07
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fuctifino posted:I don't think any of us are going to see a better future until our antiquated FPTP system is replaced with an actual representative democracy I was pretty young when the alternative vote referendum happened, but I'm still pretty confused as to why so many were against it.
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Mar 3, 2023 10:30
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WE NEED A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN EAT AS MUCH ICE CREAM AS YOU LIKE AND NOT PUT ON WEIGHT. NOT THE ALTERNATIVE VOTE.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Times is reporting this morning that the energy price guarantee will continue from 1st April for another 3 months. Amazing! So my energy bills will stay extortionate as opposed to mega extortionate!
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I at first assumed he was a filth, but then considered that he might have been the guy who ensures that the paedos are up to scratch. Also I could clarify when I said was young for the AV referendum - I mean old enough to vote in it but young enough that said vote not as well informed as it would have been now. I voted for AV. I was also one of the cunts who was taken in by Clegg and then disgusted with him.
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Mar 3, 2023 12:35
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I expected much more of Clegg than I do of Starmer. The naivety of youth.
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Private Speech posted:Did you Say Goodbye To Broken Promises though. I feel queasy when I see his stupid face now. It's what the face of no respect looks like. Of COURSE he went to loving FACEBOOK.
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What loving justification does anyone have to argue for incandescent light bulbs? Do they feel their energy bills are too low? I remember the last place I rented, probably around 2011, had a living room lit by 9x 50W GU10 halogen bulbs. 450W just to keep the lights on.
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Mar 3, 2023 20:29
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I previously asked "why Keith", but now, why Brenda? Where does that come from?
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The Question IRL posted:One argument I could see is that they aren't as bright as LED bulbs, so they would produce (slightly) less light pollution which is a problem for stargazers. Just get a less bright LED bulb? Bring back curved bananas and cucumbers! No more weird EU straight ones. Get rid of auto start/stop on cars!
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Mar 3, 2023 21:48
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What about replacing ministers? Level of understanding and accuracy matches, but the robot isn't inherently a oval office.
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Bunch of cunts posted:Others – those who have bought country houses costing £2m-£4m – are selling the London flat they kept as an investment “to bridge the financial gap created by rising interest rates and the cost of living” Bunch of cunts posted:For those whose lifestyles include domestic staff, wages have risen by 10-25pc. "This is because there is so much demand they can pick and choose the work they want to take on. Try getting a gardener in South Oxfordshire. If you find one, expect to pay £35 an hour for weeding.” Sounds really tough, and so very relatable to all of us.
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OwlFancier posted:Everybody has to deal with not being able to have everything they want, but most of us also have to deal with not having everything we need either. It's this. I'm not struggling for food, heat, or comfortable living, but running my mouth about inability to afford comparative luxuries around those that are actually struggling would rightly garner resentment.
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Mar 5, 2023 21:38
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It's like society had been labouring for decades under the misapprehension that public outrage could stop you doing whatever the gently caress you wanted to do and the tories have just discovered the truth.
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I managed to never go for a poo poo in the school toilets in all my years there, but I guess I wasn't drinking coffee at that age. I did all my school making GBS threads in my pants.
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The Perfect Element posted:Lol he's absolute dogshit isn't he. Clearly showing you have nothing to hide by repeatedly stammering that you've done nothing improper and refusing to answer the question. But further to my previous point about the tories having discovered that nothing matters and you can do or say anything, the very fact that Keith got through the interview and didn't answer the question could be viewed as a success. It shouldn't, but I bet he sees it that way and I bet it won't influence anyone either way.
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Tesseraction posted:are you going to cite that study that compared Teslas to all cars without controlling for demographics? because yeah turns out if you compare Teslas to all drivers including new drivers being boy racers then yes the Teslas are comparable, which isn't the safety report you're claiming Teslas are the new white Audis.
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Expect to get sore fingers from how often you have to chase your conveyancer. I was astonished at the level of service/communication some seem to consider acceptable. It'd be fine if it was infrequent, but in that case just set expectations.
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The main thing I took away from an HSBC mortgage application is when you have to speak to them over the phone, ask each department you get transferred to for their direct phone number. All of this process stuff, what you have to do and when, I got from my conveyancer though - on the very few occasions I did succeed in talking to her. Fortunately we had a great relationship with the sellers so they shared email threads from their conveyancers which allowed me to call mine out on her bullshit. Renfield posted:My experience of getting a mortgage - offer accepted on flat for £111k. Flats in the same block had recently sold for 115-120.. the bank valued the property at 80k *just* low enough to incur the "Higher Lending Charge" with the deposit I had, by pure coincidence. I had almost exactly this too. Offered X, bank valuation put it at X - 90, putting the LTV % too high. Fortunately like I said we had a great relationship with the sellers - I told them this, asked them to reduce it by 15 and we'd put in the same, yet out of the blue they reduced it by 35 which made it work. I think it was because this was on a development built in 2019 and none of the other places had yet changed hands, causing the bank to value it at its as-new asking price. Sir Sidney Poitier fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Mar 8, 2023 |
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Lord of the Llamas posted:Solicitors are always loving procrastinating on everything ever. Until you get to the end of the progress when you quickly become their favourite person because they want it off their plate. In terms of surveys I figured I'd go for the top level one for my current place, but then the actual surveyor called me and said I don't need it unless I'm planning to make structural alterations. Said he'd gladly take my money, but if I just wanted to live there then it was a waste. Which was nice. Don't get the cheapest survey though.
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Can anyone pinpoint the time at which the Labour party were subsumed into the tories?
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My company pays $230k in the US for the same position that commands £60k here. It's ridiculous.
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BBC article posted:The culture secretary said the presenter's tweets were "disappointing and inappropriate". What tories hope people will read: Holocaust survivor descendent condemns Lineker's rhetoric What it should actually say: Holocaust survivor descendent encouraged by party to use tragic heritage to score political points Surely someone personally affected by such regimes ought to be keen to see similar behaviour called out early and often so it's less likely to happen again? Or shall we use it as an excuse to keep silent when we see the warning signs?
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smellmycheese posted:This just in from the woman who aborted Boris Johnson’s baby Tory name generator website strikes again.
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Gonzo McFee posted:That's the kind of tweet I'd expect from someone who'd let Boris Johnson gently caress them without a condom. I think you'll find it's referred to as "rumpy pumpy". Mind you if he'd taken that literally she'd not have ended up having to take such steps.
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I wonder if the government had maybe considered that actual paedos or terrorists with something to hide might use their own encryption rather than just rely on facebook messenger.
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That's loving delicious.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Not sure about that, I could never accept Blue for Cheese&Onion flavour It makes no loving sense.
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A friend who works at the production facilities for Football Focus has said it has been cancelled as the presenters are refusing to present. Edit: And now Final Score. BBC people walking up and down corridors on phones. Sir Sidney Poitier fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Mar 11, 2023 |
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Apparently 5live commentators are next.
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smellmycheese posted:Amazing scenes My buddy working at TV production facilities said some of his freelancer friends had done work at GB News and the cameras were on wooden trolleys rather than camera pedestals. High class operation.
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This reminds me of the segments on RuPaul's Drag Race where one persecuted community was persecuting another community.
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Answers Me posted:It boggles the mind that in the eyes of a lot of melts he’s widely seen as one of this country’s foremost public intellectuals. What a damning indictment of our cultural sphere Nadine Dorries is also one of those. A national treasure.
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fuctifino posted:The government hosed with the UK's most popular religion, football. I've always thought that a US president could never admit not being Christian and a UK PM could never admit not liking football.
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HopperUK posted:No, Ant stands on the left *and* is always drink driving Which one's PJ and which one's Duncan though?
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