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OwlFancier posted:I have been trying to train a crow army to do the revolution at asda but thus far they seem rather nonplussed at the food. The ones outside my front door seem to like monkey nuts. Watching a crow trying to arrange monkey nuts in its beak to carry the maximum number is pretty amusing.
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Camrath posted:No, every time someone reported something going ‘I think I’ve seen a ghost’ I’d go ‘Yeah, probably. It happens. I’ll have some men check the place to make sure though’. Trouble is those lads also tend to be straightfaced pisstake artists. Though night security at the Royal London Hospital sneaked me in to see John Merrick's skeleton as well as telling me stories about ~strange noises~ and scattered bloodstained bandages when I worked nights there so I'm not going to complain.
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/1636036073708040192 Countdown to him being found drowned in a butt of malmsey 10... 9...
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Angrymog posted:It was something like three people were bad. Over was fine, under was fine, but three was right out. Some vague memory of it being bad luck to light 3 cigs off 1 match, maybe?
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OwlFancier posted:It's endemic, there's going to be covid cases like colds now, with the same level of care or monitoring involved. I got an email at the beginning of the month from the NHS that I "might" be suitable for COVID treatment if I get it, though I've no idea whether that's down to my diabetes or my recent cancer scare. They've sent a test kit, anyway...
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kecske posted:wasnt that a trench warfare thing? Unlucky to have the third cigarette. First light attracts attention, second light zeroes in, the guy who lights up third catches the snipers bullet Originally yes, but IIRC it caught on generally.
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OwlFancier posted:I mean I think the terfs are absolutely genuinely terrified of sharing a bathroom with trans people and absolutely constantly thinking about other people's genitals, but that's an argument against being a loving terf because the fear stems from terf brain not the other way around. The number of places I've worked where there's just A Toilet used by everyone would apparently terrify a terf into utter catatonia. I must remember to mention it as often and as loudly as I can.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Mirrors & cattes chat: In case you didn't know, there's a sequel where Gummitch Discovers Art: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/51493
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:No I didn't! Thanks for that! A friend and I regularly tell cats on the table that they're far too late for coffee to have any effect...
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Clarence posted:Is everyone just hate-watching this thing? I'm watching the Minions movie, eating pate on water biscuits and fighting a cat who thinks the pate is his by divine right.
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Mega Comrade posted:I've got an Irish name and people get it wrong probably 80% of the time. I've got an Irish surname that's common with a Mc rather the Mc-less version I got, plus I got my granny's Scots surname as a middle name. So if someone can't find my name on whatever list I have to go through "Are you looking under Mc? It's not Mc. But you'd better check under Mc if you haven't already" and "do you have it hyphenated with... no, it's not actually hyphenated, but if I give people my full name there seems to be about a half and half chance they'll hyphenate it". Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/TeltheTrekkie/status/1656276613682585602?t=7luj4vuZ1drZaXIx_AF7Dw&s=19 Looks like even the Met want to get in on the pre-general election curbstomping of der Starmer.
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History Comes Inside! posted:I wonder what’s going to happen when they automate all the jobs and then realise nobody has any money to buy the poo poo they’re trying to sell them because all the jobs got automated Obviously they'll train AI to buy the poo poo. Got to keep the economy moving!
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Guavanaut posted:Sounds like they were having sex with the Hoe palm trees. In a tragic misunderstanding of the euphemism Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters...
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kecske posted:on the specific individual level you wont get a better cost/effort result than a good old fashioned punch in the face Is it one of those cases where singing Let It Go loudly will bring Disney lawyers down on them if they try to post/monetise it?
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:As a couple of teachers have manifested ITT, I was wondering: I got bumped up a year in primary school. When it came time for secondary, they told me I was too young, so I had to do the last year of primary again, with the kids who'd been a year below me. It was torture. Pretty sure this was when I gave up entirely on school. (Though this was decades ago and I bet it's not allowed now.)
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:in Labour cultist voice: Well dur, this just shows what a man of principle he is, willing to lie to Express readers to get into power and enable full reBrentry like we all ~know~ he wants ~really~.
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