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https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1630722992589225984 British Journalism has just noticed how British Journalism works, but only in this small context.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2023 08:38 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:32 |
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smellmycheese posted:
"Why this whole thing just makes the Mafia look like a bunch of petty crooks!" Ships fuckin sailed, ya bald creep.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2023 11:06 |
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Of course Ian Dunt's big problem is the idea that she didn't sit on the story about the Press and the government collaborating to protect the Tories because it hurts the press. Of loving course it is.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2023 11:26 |
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Angepain posted:Imagine moaning and crying about nothing. Now let my tell you my strong rage on decisions about new depictions of the character Tinkerbell, an issue of great import Conservatives are always screaming about people needing to grow up and then you hear their concerns and it's always the dumbest poo poo. "They made the Green M&M too sexy, they put a sign up saying I shouldn't use too much hand towels." Bunch of toddlers coplaying as adults.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2023 12:47 |
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Conservatives are just Children desperate to be seen as adults.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 09:23 |
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Zalakwe posted:I think it extremely likely that there is a correlation between this look and being deeply wounded by your relationship with your unavailable dad. I mean Lee Anderson is actually working class, it's just he's from the working class where his dad was a scab miner.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 10:58 |
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It's just so normal that someone can leave their job in Civil Service to run a pub in 1980's Northern Ireland and then immediately resume your career in civil service and nobody will ask any questions about it. Also, lol this just gives Johnson the ammo to say his getting chased out of Downing Street was an establishment stitch up.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 18:00 |
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Labour being literally controlled by MI5 isn't really that shocking.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 18:10 |
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Darth Walrus posted:Ayup. Having an MI6 asset in their party probably protects them for a bit.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 20:09 |
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The press will suddenly decide they want it to be close and accidentally Kinnock him.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 20:26 |
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It's a good thing that all of British politics is just an exotic dance to see who gains the favour of Rupert Murdoch this week.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 21:31 |
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This New Labour is currently being flanked from the left by the Tories on Nurses wages and the minimum wage, they'll be indistinguishable from Cameron's Tories in power.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 08:52 |
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I'm Scottish so ill probably just vote SNP or Scottish Green
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 09:15 |
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Lmao its such a good sign when you're turning off replies in advance
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 18:19 |
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https://twitter.com/BelfastBre/status/1631731129735856128?s=19 Poor Conor.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 20:41 |
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Update: https://twitter.com/ConorD26/status/1631717587150069760?s=19
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 23:30 |
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Same, little girl in the front, same.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 17:57 |
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Jel Shaker posted:one in four people still think the tories are doing a good job The Tories could be sat on the floor in their own poo poo and so long as house prices keep going up there are parts of the Home Counties who will always say the Tories are doing a good job.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 20:31 |
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If you don't send your kids to boarding school, you don't make the connections that get them the painfully middle class jobs.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 22:14 |
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It's such Pro Wrestling. Everyone else is still so mad that kayfabe was broken long after everyone knows it's fake and Boris is out there going "You know we can just give our dad's Knighthoods? lol, it's all fake, let's just have fun with it" and giving no heed to psychology or protecting the business. What I'm saying is Boris Johnson is the Young Buck's of British Politics. Edit: what an incredibly niche page snipe my god. Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Mar 6, 2023 |
# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 11:17 |
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Rarity posted:This means Keir Starmer is the WWE of politics, an aging relic stuck in the past only surviving on the glories of 20 years ago Keir Starmer is The Jim Cornette podcast of British politics.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 12:32 |
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https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1632672778808709120?s=19 Keir Starmer is very bad at politics and when the press decides to notice he flounders.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 12:59 |
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smellmycheese posted:The really spicy one for Labour is when the press decide it’s time to start noticing Mandelson was a big friend of Epstein. That one won't happen because half the press were friends with Jeff and Maxwell. https://twitter.com/TLDRNewsUK/status/1632721138701697027?s=19 He's so loving bad at politics.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 17:28 |
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https://twitter.com/maitlis/status/1632764516508336133?s=19 I know they do it for the reaction I give it, but I'm still going to call them a oval office on twitter.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 20:41 |
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I do enjoy all the "Our army is too small" chat because the big thing going unsaid is that one of the main contributing factors for this is that recruitment is massively down due to there being several wars that served absolutely zero purpose and saw millions die, and even people who hosed everything up at school want no part in that. And also it underlines that the point of the army isn't defense but its to make sure that we're always handing money over to arms manufacturers.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 11:15 |
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smellmycheese posted:The Mail have solved the cost of living and housing crisis Would you believe this lad is actually the performance artist son of wealthy parents? Oh you would? Yeah it's not that shocking.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 09:01 |
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https://twitter.com/allpilgrim/status/1633382064409001984 Amazing, amazing tweets.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 10:49 |
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forkboy84 posted:I cannot tell if this is parody or not. It seems not but I can't believe this is an actual opinion anyone would be stupid enough to vocalise the thought that Anne Frank was bad. I believe the point the poster was trying to make was that Legality does not equal morality. It's just in doing so he's now arguing that we should all do evil things regardless of legality.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 11:26 |
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Tesseraction posted:Nah read it again - Corbyn is saying the Tories are willing to break the law (bad) in order to do their policy (bad), this carcinogen is saying that Anne Frank broke the law in order to try and survive. Perhaps they're saying that the Iraq war was good and we should lie to get into more wars. Even if it is directly responsible for the massive flood of refugees from the Middle East now.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 11:31 |
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Reckon Baddiel knew he'd be seen as woke if he said "Fascist", an unserious term used by leftists to describe good and correct people, so he chose the term "UKIP STALINISM" as that's two terms serious people use.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 16:47 |
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Actually I think you'll find racism was defeated in 2019.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 23:12 |
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The Daily Mail shitebag actually doubled down. https://twitter.com/nicolelampert/status/1633758001264750594
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 13:58 |
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Private Speech posted:What if my grandfather was in a concentration camp but not jewish, does that make me ineligible. There's a large proportion of Jewish people in British Media who's biggest objection to Fascist politics is being lumped in with Homosexuals and Roma.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 14:04 |
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smellmycheese posted:This just in from the woman who aborted Boris Johnson’s baby That's the kind of tweet I'd expect from someone who'd let Boris Johnson gently caress them without a condom.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 14:14 |
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Just insult them like they're idiots and move on. They want the argument because in their mind they've already won, because not even Adolf Hitler coming back from the grave to endorse the Conservative party will make them move from their preprogramed views that they've had since Private school. They know they're lying, they don't care, and they think it's justified because they're on the Inside pissing out. Treat them like slime. Make fun of them. Give them no respect. Show them that their pathetic talking points mean nothing to you and go off on them like you're Stone Cold talking to Vince McMahon.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 14:26 |
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keep punching joe posted:Why do they need to ban WhatsApp again? I thought all 5 eyes intel basically had backdoor access to everything anyway? People keep on leaking their huge backlog of Crime Group Chats.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 11:01 |
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https://twitter.com/andrewlearmonth/status/1634144082078334977?s=19 An Englishman is visiting, better get the cold deep fried food out and make him eat it like the dog he is.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 12:31 |
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sinky posted:Starmer would be improved by completely solidified arteries. *pointing at Starmer's ham red face* It'll go more red. Massive tone shift incoming https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1634152174325301251?s=19 Fiona Bruce going "Ah he only battered her once and left her in the hospital, it was a once off" is especially egregious because it wasn't a one off, according to multiple sources including Boris Johnson's biographer quoting Boris Johnson's mother he assaulted her numerous times, landing her in the hospital once. This is on top of Stanley making the young servant women work naked like an especially dark Carry On film.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 12:55 |
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https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1634172495266820096?s=19 20 points ahead memes are back on the menu boys!
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 14:03 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:32 |
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forkboy84 posted:Also one of the top stories on the BBC lunchtime news. Almost as if fascism is about constantly needing enemies that aren't the rich.
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