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His Divine Shadow posted:Oh. Spring starts in March for you guys. Spring starts when the first snowdrops and daffodils appear (so mid feb).
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How much of the England in permanent water shortage is due to most of the water capacity being leaked out of antiquated infrastructure which the privatised water companies have never bothered their arse to update/fix?
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A world without England finally an optimistic view of the near future.
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UKMT : These blokes get it
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The Shadow Cabinet in Waiting (because kier will definitely eat a bowl of poo poo when the election eventually comes around).
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Guavanaut posted:I'm 99% sure that Barry in Four Lions is supposed to be a parody of David Wulstan Myatt. Is he the BNP guy who accidentally converted himself to Islam through extensive study of the Koran in order to better troll Muslims? Pretty sure Morris cited him as a direct inspiration for Barry.
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Clegg at least apologies for his outrageous lies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUDjRZ30SNo
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Kill All Cops posted:Don't get me wrong, I'm all for going green but it's a bunch of costly initiatives at once, such as the Dundee eBikes which went bust recently, deposit return scheme, banning none electrics by 2030, etc. It just makes everyone mad about Scotgov and will cause em to vote for other parties instead. Much like APB by Realtime Worlds, some things are just too ahead of the times The Glasgow bike scheme has been pretty successful, deposit return should have been done years ago (and the UK Gov will probably announce their own scheme soon) and oil needs to stay underground because of the coming eternal summer.
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Leaving the EU so we can bring back hot lightbulbs.
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/1631694573746495494?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg The spice must flow
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Like to see him wriggle his way out of this jam.
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When low energy bulbs first came out they were poo poo, and were really dim and had to like gradually get brighter. Now we have the technology to have low energy bulbs that are normal but old boomers still think they're like they were in the 90s.
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I used Chat GPT last night to teach me how to write a bash script that automatically backs up my home directory every evening into a compressed archive and saves it to a networked hard drive. Chat GPT is good for that, but even then it got some things wrong that I had to go back and troubleshoot myself. I don't want it replacing my doctor.
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Fan of a Fritz Cola myself.
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Still fighting the battle against sex education I see. 2 girls in my high school first year got pregnant, they would have been around 13 or pushing 14 at most. But sure let's not talk to kids about the thing that some are definitely already doing.
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Never went to the toilets once in school, too hosed up a situation in there.
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Guy in my work hosed off back to mainland Europe for 3 months and worked remotely, but he was told to come back once they found out and ended up just quitting. It was less of a ballache before that whole 2016 thing as I had friends who would be based in Dublin for work but be resident in Glasgow and commute in for days when they were required in the office.
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:Can anyone pinpoint the time at which the Labour party were subsumed into the tories? I was Tony Blair op.
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Glad to see that the English are finally getting on board with the widespread opinion held in Scotland, Wales, Ireland, and France that England is a cursed forsaken land.
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Why do they need to ban WhatsApp again? I thought all 5 eyes intel basically had backdoor access to everything anyway?
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/andrewlearmonth/status/1634144082078334977?s=19 Make starmer eat a munch box and a 2 litre of bru, then maybe I'll consider voting for him (aside - i won't).
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Stanley Johnson, when did you stop beating your wife?
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Assumed that Wes Streeting post was a photoshop, nope actually real. Rip to the Praxis cast team who will inevitably have to read it.
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Puntification posted:Who is the market for this? Cunts
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Ian Austin's eyebrows raise.
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Cancelled by the woke mob
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The Perfect Element posted:Love how Labour's core press strategy is 'avoid upsetting racists at all costs'. Always has been
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Scotland should just leave the UK imo.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:I always get Burchill and Bindel confused. Both terrible Julies. If the Julie be Burchill, your pants they be poo poo filled. If the Julie be Bindel oh buddy ooft.
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smellmycheese posted:She’s still going… You know who else had concentration camps lady?
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My mum claims to have regularly seen the ghost of a woman sitting on the stairs of her old house. Pretty sure she was experiencing some form of psychosis at the time brought on by pregnancy.
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It would've been my older sister if anything. She also claims to have hallucinated legless sausage dogs climbing the walls when she was pregnant with my sister. I assume they used to give pregnant women some wild rear end drugs in the 60s and 70s.
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fuctifino posted:I don't believe in ghosts, at least in the conventional sense... but I have an unexplained 'thing' on a 35mm photo in my possession from 2005 That ghost looks like he's going taps aff.
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Jeremy Corbyn would probably have wanted to nationalise ghosts that poo poo that he is.
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Rational me: Ghosts aren't real Also me: Oh a 60 minute youtube compilation with spooky encounters during urban exploration sure I'll click that.
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Fairies are real, don't make them angry. They'll sour your cows milk and steal your baby.
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I was staying in a hotel for work a few years back, and the room they assigned me was off the main building in some old farmers cottages. Maybe it was a dream but I'm sure I woke up in the night and could hear the shower in the bathroom running it was pretty freaky so I ignored it and tried to get to sleep, assuring myself that it was probably just the bathroom in the room next door. Mentioned it to reception staff the morning after, and they were like "oh yeah that bit of the building is haunted, there's always weird stuff getting reported by guests".
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Failed Imagineer posted:I honestly wonder if Charles was caught sneaking into the morgues with Savile if that would be enough to end the royals, or even his personal reign The Spectator : In Defence of Jimmy Savile - Fraser Nelson
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Unironically ban WhatsApp from MP mobiles, since it seems to be the primary method the cunts have of communicating stuff to each other and the press without it being logged anywhere.
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If there really is a national security risk posed by apps and hardware potentially under the control of hostile foreign governments, then they really should lock that poo poo down for MPs, Civil Service, Armed Forces etc. Potential new UK communications boom incoming with British made smart phones and laptops running their own heavily modified versions of Android/BSD or whatever. If we're going to wall ourselves up like North Korea then we might as well start controlling our own tech. Plus it would be hilarious seeing oval office MPs having to deal with shoddy Brit made garbage, give them all BBC Micros and Raspberry Pi's. keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Mar 16, 2023 |
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