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The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
You can eat it again if you want. They can't stop you anymore. Eat it. Eat the sandwich made of sandwich.

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm eating one right now

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's so 2010s, we need a quadruple down stat to keep with inflation

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

it's childs play compared to what the no carb thread came up with

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
for more than 36 years, I have been eating

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
How can I post when my fingers are so greasy?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I prefer the burger king bacon king OP

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Mar 6, 2023

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Mulaney Power Move posted:

it's childs play compared to what the no carb thread came up with

god goons are so stupid

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Mulaney Power Move posted:

it's childs play compared to what the no carb thread came up with

was that where someone gave themselves a heart condition from just eating bacon

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

equations flying by as I do the math to figure out it's technically more healthy than the bunned version then deciding to get two every day for two months until my eyeballs start hurting from the blood pressure

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Mulaney Power Move posted:

it's childs play compared to what the no carb thread came up with

that's fair, I don't believe KFC killed a dog (rip carbdog)

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




lifehack time
you can eat pretty much whatever you want if you force yourself to vomit afterward

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

hemale in pain posted:

was that where someone gave themselves a heart condition from just eating bacon

no he was eating lots of cheese, buckets of lard, and ranch dressing as well

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Better than the return of Jesus

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Really though if it was presented as something you eat with a knife and fork it would probably seem less egregious. I dunno, like chicken parm with bacon or something.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

hemale in pain posted:

was that where someone gave themselves a heart condition from just eating bacon

Oct 11, 2011 08:09

Koaxke posted:

I've been running a bit low on money recently, but want to keep up my low carb ways. How terrible would it be for me to eat nothing but peanut butter, eggs, bacon, and hot dogs for the next two or three weeks?

edit: Oh yeah, and a multivitamin

Oct 14, 2011 10:36

Koaxke posted:

Holy poo poo. I just got my results back from the doctor. Keep in mind I'm a 21 year old male that's 6'0 and 165 lbs.

Total Cholesterol: 380
HDL: 69
Triglycerides: 91
LDL: 293
CHOL/HDLC ratio: 5.5

He wants to start me on 40mg crestor. How hosed am I goons? :(

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

If he did the right thing he could have gotten that way down in like a year though pretty easily at that age

The other guy with high blood pressure was so bad though I think he was afraid of kidney damage. The one who said his eyes were hurting.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


they're doubling down on the double down

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

by Pragmatica
it's true, puking is under rated. it doesn't need to be a disorder it can just be a functional thing. theres no need to sit there with a bloated belly when you went overboard, just throw up a little bit. doesn't even need to be all of it just enough to take the pressure off. friends calling you to go out unexpectedly after a steak dinner? just vomit. all good.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Crusty Nutsack posted:

they're doubling down on the double down

The Scott Adams method.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I'm going to buy 5

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
It's the lower calorie option of ordering two sandwiches.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

ninjoatse.cx posted:

It's the lower calorie option of ordering two sandwiches.

Only thing ordered from KFC should be a map to the nearest Popeyes :smug:

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Mulaney Power Move posted:

it's childs play compared to what the no carb thread came up with

Rip that thread, I lost 60 pounds in two years eating mostly sausages, and pizzas made entirely of meat, and the doctors were puzzled saying my blood tests were perfect, and I had visible abs.

Then my boyfriend forced me to eat like a normal person, and I gained 70 pounds.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Costco Meatballs posted:

it's true, puking is under rated. it doesn't need to be a disorder it can just be a functional thing. theres no need to sit there with a bloated belly when you went overboard, just throw up a little bit. doesn't even need to be all of it just enough to take the pressure off. friends calling you to go out unexpectedly after a steak dinner? just vomit. all good.

it's also an effective strategy for deterring predators

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Konar posted:

Only thing ordered from KFC should be a map to the nearest Popeyes :smug:

:hmmyes:

itry
Aug 23, 2019




the holy poopacy posted:

it's also an effective strategy for deterring predators

Those people are your friends and they just want to help :(

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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the holy poopacy posted:

it's also an effective strategy for deterring predators

Vomiting from the pain of being mauled by a wolf and then the wolf eats my puke

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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That is also called a Double Down

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Big whoop, call me when the Triple Down is in

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



its all nice on rice posted:

How can I post when my fingers are so greasy?

I heard this in the cadence of that song from the eighties Midnight Oil-Beds are Burning

I'm more into just dunking sticks of butter in heavy cream and eating that way anymore. I've been on a dairy kick lately.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Big whoop, call me when the Triple Down is in

:siren: :siren: :siren:

it's in

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

its all nice on rice posted:

How can I post when my fingers are so greasy?

You seem to manage just fine

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Colonel Cancer posted:

That's so 2010s, we need a quadruple down stat to keep with inflation

You just got to order 2 double downs. And also mashed potatoes with gravy and assemble it yourself. (got to use the mashed potatoes between the 2 if you didn't figure that out)

Then you can dip the whole thing in gravy.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

You just got to order 2 double downs. And also mashed potatoes with gravy and assemble it yourself. (got to use the mashed potatoes between the 2 if you didn't figure that out)

Then you can dip the whole thing in gravy.

This poster gets it

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

You just got to order 2 double downs. And also mashed potatoes with gravy and assemble it yourself. (got to use the mashed potatoes between the 2 if you didn't figure that out)

Then you can dip the whole thing in gravy.

*quotes post fatly*

:hmmyes:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




good news, you can fix your blood pressure within weeks, not months or years, if you stop eating all the processed junk and meats that were making you sick

this means there's no need to change your diet now, you can do it later, like 2-3 weeks before it would otherwise kill you

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Bad Purchase posted:

good news, you can fix your blood pressure within weeks, not months or years, if you stop eating all the processed junk and meats that were making you sick

this means there's no need to change your diet now, you can do it later, like 2-3 weeks before it would otherwise kill you

If you stop using a xjunk one you can also fix your blood pressure

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