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 Yeah gently caress that poo poo ^^^^^^^^ Did you know you’re NOT supposed to eat the shells??? WTF? That’s right. You’re not supposed to eat the best part. The part that’s roasted, crunchy, and covered in seasoning. You’re supposed to spit that out and eat the little bullshit bland kernel—if you can somehow manage to not crush it while extracting it. And to those of you who will eat the shells anyway… go ahead! Enjoy your FARTS, CRAMPS, INTESTINAL BLOCKAGES, and BACTERIAL INFECTIONS!!!
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Mar 1, 2023 18:35
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Its not that hard bro You stick a handful of them in your mouth on one side. You crack one of them open with your teeth, spit out the shell on the back of a Yankees fan and eat the seed. Repeat. You get all the seasoning when you stick them in your mouth
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Mar 1, 2023 18:37
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You're supposed to spit them at people
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Mar 1, 2023 18:37
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Sunflower is related to my family name so what you are doing is dishonouring me. I challenge you to a duel!
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Mar 1, 2023 18:37
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I always just eat the shells and nothing bad has ever happened to my rear end.
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Why not just get the ones that are already out of the shell and just do a line of cajun spice before each kernal.?
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Mar 1, 2023 18:39
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I’d rather eat them op
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Mar 1, 2023 18:40
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I don't eat sunflower seeds much but my parents can't get enough of them.
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Mar 1, 2023 18:40
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Not a fan but I don't mind if other people enjoy them namaste op
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Mar 1, 2023 18:41
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NO gently caress U!!!!
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Mar 1, 2023 18:41
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i'll stick to the sunflower oil in all of my processed fried foods, thanks
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try making some sunflower sprouts from the seeds they taste just like seeds and they keep growing, delicious
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Mar 1, 2023 18:54
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Haven't touched sunflower seeds since biting down on one to crack its shell split it into my gum like a whaler's harpoon.
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Mar 1, 2023 19:01
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For many years I have tried to procreate with sunflower seeds. It's extremely difficult and requires a lot of expensive equipment. If you're interested in my decade long journey please visit https://www.seedfucker.net. Don't forget to sign the guestbook. 
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Mar 1, 2023 19:10
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Sunflower seeds are fantastic. Bland lmao Blow it out your rear end
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Mar 1, 2023 19:13
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They're great for staying awake on the midwatch, OP. Just roll a moboard into a cone and spit into it all night.
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Mar 1, 2023 19:13
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lol, i have a coworker named after a brand of seeds
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Mar 1, 2023 19:14
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We don't welcome no seeders round these parts ya hear?
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Mar 1, 2023 19:15
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Don't bother even eating the kernel OP. Suck the seasoning off and spit the seed out like you are classy.
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Mar 1, 2023 19:20
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Pumpkin seeds ftw. All the flavor none of the spittin
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Mar 1, 2023 19:23
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Enjoy your FARTS, CRAMPS, INTESTINAL BLOCKAGES, and BACTERIAL INFECTIONS!!! Thank you, I will.
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Mar 1, 2023 19:24
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Birds eat seeds
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Mar 1, 2023 19:28
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No, they're great. They give you something to do while playing baseball.
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Mar 1, 2023 19:34
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ManBoyChef posted:Why not just get the ones that are already out of the shell and just do a line of cajun spice before each kernal.? Also do this with pistachios
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Bad Purchase posted:lol, i have a coworker named after a brand of seeds DAVID: At school, they all called me "Seedboy".
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If only they sold them shelled so you can cram them into your crawhole by the handful like I do.
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Mar 1, 2023 19:40
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Shelled pumpkin seeds are good for eating a thousand at once.
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I always just eat the shells and nothing bad has ever happened to my rear end. terrible hosed up things have happened to my rear end on a recurring basis but it has nothing to do with sunflower seeds. no evidence
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You gotta get the good stuff Pictured: The good stuff
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I always just eat the shells and nothing bad has ever happened to my rear end. Same here. Then I was eating a few of them and three night in a row my stomach started bothering me. On the third night I wondered if it had anything to do with the sunflower seeds. Googled it and my EYES WERE GOATSED OPEN TO THE TRUTH
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Mar 1, 2023 20:03
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suck funflower seeds
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Mar 1, 2023 20:04
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They’re good, OP. But it’s already been said, pumpkin seeds FTW.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
this explains your username
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Mar 1, 2023 20:14
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Ibexaz posted:You gotta get the good stuff A giant sunflower seed.... makes you think
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7Qd0mbji0U
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Mar 1, 2023 20:21
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You should be taking the wrapper off gum too, OP
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Hey OP the package says they're salted. Is that the seasoning? Salt? You're eating salt.
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Mar 1, 2023 20:30
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i like the ones with low sodium because my heart asplode
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Schweinhund posted:this explains your username  I should have listened to the ancient prophets at the KanyeToThe forum back in 2015… 
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