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wtf who is eating sunflower shells, youre doing it wrong
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:spit out the shell on the back of a Yankees fan and eat the seed. Repeat.
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Mar 1, 2023 20:46
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GolfHole posted:wtf who is eating sunflower shells, youre doing it wrong Thanks I should make a thread about it on SomethingAwful.com!
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Mar 1, 2023 20:50
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dont eat the shells i read on somethingawful.com that you will die if you eat them
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Mar 1, 2023 20:51
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What a world we live in, where it’s better to eat rear end than sunflower seed [shells]
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Mar 1, 2023 20:55
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Sunflower shells are the real nature’s toothbrush. Big Celery doesn’t want you to know.
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Mar 1, 2023 21:06
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I had a hamster and he would remove the shell before eating the seed. How does it feel to be dumber than a hamster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUorbf-3LHU
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Mar 1, 2023 21:11
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Same here. Then I was eating a few of them and three night in a row my stomach started bothering me. On the third night I wondered if it had anything to do with the sunflower seeds. Googled it and my EYES WERE GOATSED OPEN TO THE TRUTH 
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Mar 1, 2023 21:15
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Breaking off a stalk and just munching away at the sunflower head
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Mar 1, 2023 21:28
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Breaking off a stalk and just munching away at the sunflower head This is great is you like a face full of bees
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Mar 1, 2023 21:31
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Getting out of lurking just to call OP a dumbass. Talking poo poo about sunflower seeds when you don't even know how to eat them.
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Mar 1, 2023 21:31
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Shells are the best part. Got all the fiber. Used to eat so many my gums would bleed. Once i started flossing regularly that stopped happening
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Mar 1, 2023 21:49
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i mash them with my bare fists to extract the sunflower oil and then sell it for $50/oz at Marin County farmers markets
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Mar 1, 2023 21:51
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Filling my diverticula with sunflower seeds for the winter.
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Mar 1, 2023 22:36
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:This is great is you like a face full of bees I would love a face full of bees
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Mar 1, 2023 22:44
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:I would love a face full of bees bees nuts
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Mar 1, 2023 22:45
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Okay I just tried eating sunflower seeds “the correct way”, and this is loving bullshit. Whole thing seems like stupid a joke a farmer would play on someone.  “Try these seeds! Not the shells though. Just eat the tiny little kernel on the inside that you accidentally crush up half the time. Don’t eat the delicious shells, or you’ll poo poo blood.” I’ve pretty much stopped eating the kernel and turned a low calorie snack into a no calorie snack. I’m just popping in a seed, crunching it, and spitting it. Spitting these stupid shells out sucks too. It’s not easy to spit them out without making a mess in the house. Now I have this gross coffee mug full of spitty, chewy shells, and probably a few I missed sitting under the couch somewhere attracting bugs.
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Mar 2, 2023 05:46
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What you're all eating sunflower seeds? The gently caress??? Hey assholes, sunflowers need those to grow more sunflowers. When there's no more sunflowers in this world, I'm going to be telling future generation to blame all you fuckers in this thread!!!
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Mar 2, 2023 05:53
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I'm glad the shells don't bleed my gums anymore, on account of my new oral hygiene habits. But to be honest, I would still eat them even if they did
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Mar 2, 2023 06:29
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:I would love a face full of bees think you guys might be sourcing you seeds the wrong way
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Mar 2, 2023 06:45
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I always just eat the shells and nothing bad has ever happened to my rear end. But when it does happen
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Mar 2, 2023 07:22
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At the last place I worked at, the smoking area was a concrete table with 3 benches in the middle of a dirt lot about 700 feet out from the plant. One time some (~5) people from another shift spent so much time waiting to go into a cleanroom to fill drugs that they ate 2 entire large bags of sunflower seeds while they were hanging out. The next day everyone, every single person in the company, even the people in the chemistry lab down at the end of the cul-de-sac like a half mile away from said smoking area who had their own, nicer poo poo on a grass campus, got an email threatening termination if they were ever seen spitting a sunflower seed in a dirt lot.
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Mar 2, 2023 07:31
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MrQwerty posted:At the last place I worked at, the smoking area was a concrete table with 3 benches in the middle of a dirt lot about 700 feet out from the plant. How big is a grass campus I think I’d like to poo poo on a grass campus
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Mar 2, 2023 07:41
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Even birds don't eat the shell man.
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Mar 2, 2023 07:47
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Chief McHeath posted:How big is a grass campus I think I’d like to poo poo on a grass campus idk the chem lab was probably like a half acre and covered with in-house cameras that the managers and customers like Merck and Pfizer could watch at any time and like 3 DEA-only cameras, I'd recommend against it also lol eating the shell
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Mar 2, 2023 07:48
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Even birds don't eat the shell man. actually i saw a bird eat the shell
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Mar 2, 2023 07:54
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My grandpa would eat cocktail shrimp with the shells on live your life man, eat the shells
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Mar 2, 2023 08:15
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Buddy, they won't even let me gently caress sunflower seeds.
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Mar 2, 2023 08:53
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GoutPatrol posted:My grandpa would eat cocktail shrimp with the shells on I will eat the tails if the shrimp are fried and nice and crunch. I think I saw it on TV that you can do that.
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Mar 2, 2023 15:15
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Pumpkin seeds are where it's at. Roast 'em with some Worcester sauce, garam masala, and onion powder Yeah yeah yeah.
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Mar 2, 2023 18:40
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I will eat the tails if the shrimp are fried and nice and crunch. I think I saw it on TV that you can do that. rename this thread "Goons like the crunch"
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Mar 2, 2023 18:43
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The average person can eat 5.5 sunflower seed shells? I thought you could only eat 4. This is very unsettling
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Mar 2, 2023 22:28
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Sunflower seeds are wack, but so is most metal music. There is no accounting for taste...
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Mar 2, 2023 22:32
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Das Boo posted:Pumpkin seeds are where it's at. Roast 'em with some Worcester sauce, garam masala, and onion powder And you can eat the shells. Pumpkin seeds check out. There is no need for sunflower seeds anymore.  Friendship ended with Sunflower. Pumpkin is my new seed.
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Mar 3, 2023 00:09
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You're not doing it right if you aren't squatting behind an abandoned warehouse with a few plastic beer bottles by you.
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Mar 3, 2023 01:08
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Das Boo posted:Pumpkin seeds are where it's at. Roast 'em with some Worcester sauce, garam masala, and onion powder I can't remember who I convinced (parents, room mate, girlfriend) to try this for eh, maybe 2 years. And I got a flat "Not doing that this year" on the the next Halloween. e: Which sucks, because those seeds blow past sunflower seeds.
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Mar 3, 2023 01:29
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Das Boo posted:Pumpkin seeds are where it's at. Roast 'em with some Worcester sauce, garam masala, and onion powder Whoa that sounds amazing. Hell I might just drink the seasoning.
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Mar 3, 2023 02:35
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While we’re airing grievances about seeds, sesame seeds don’t do poo poo!!!!
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Mar 3, 2023 02:46
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Chief McHeath posted:While we’re airing grievances about seeds, sesame seeds don’t do poo poo!!!! You're not supposed to eat the shells.
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I put them out for birds My worst sunflower seed experience was some jack rear end spit them at me while I swept them up of a parking lot I like the pickle flavored ones though
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