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I'm lowkey disappointed this month's thread didn't begin with an autoban. Current events: I'm basically trapped in a little California mountain valley. The two mountain passes are snowed in, and the terrible little windy road down the river had a bigass rock fall and shut it down last night. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if some graboids appeared, honestly.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Have you got a basement full of guns I do not, which poses a bit of a problem.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Who is grimes and who broke up with him? Grimes is Musks ex and baby mama, of the kid with characters in their name that I wouldn't even know where to find in my phone's keyboard.
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Platystemon posted:lol that you think that this uniquely identifies the kid There is an awfully low ceiling to the number of fucks I give about rich folk and their kids, tbh. Other than acknowledging that Musk is a gross quiverfull breeder kind of guy.
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1632799515999625216?t=ewc0Q0TM2NJoIqyORtK-9g&s=19 How does he think this works, as he parades through the halls of Twitter HQ some programmer tired of sleeping in a meeting room pulls a Sadat on him and thus gets to take over the company by right of conquest?
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Mar 6, 2023 20:49
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bulletsponge13 posted:In fairness, so far, he has demonstrated no competence in literacy. Oh I get why most of his responses are single words/emojis now
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Mar 7, 2023 18:05
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https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1633158789103747072 Hmm
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Mar 7, 2023 20:41
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brains posted:the number of rakes this man has stepped on is beyond belief He's got to be approaching some kind of record
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Mar 8, 2023 02:06
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Oh cause he's a great-grandfather he can't be a creep? Or are they saying this kid is his great grandson and he's a super creep?
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Mar 9, 2023 17:51
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not caring here posted:Need to start a fine opium tea house instead. Keep it classy. But still insufferable. The Sherlock cosplayers will handle the insufferability for you.
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One payroll company did run into issues sending out checks due to it, but they scrambled and should have everything out by Monday. Sucks for those who were counting on having money hit their accounts today, though.
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Mar 11, 2023 04:55
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Time for Oregon and Washington wineries to make their move.
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Mar 12, 2023 18:18
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That Works posted:https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1634907531268210690?s=46&t=SkW94bDM2QmmLP6FBxgJMw Oh go gently caress yourself Can we for once turn all these economic gains into something for us little people? No, ever faster and smaller smartphones, and bigger and cheaper tvs don't count. "Well see you live longer, thus it wouldn't be fair for you to spend a smaller proportion of your life nose to the grindstone as a wage slave than grandpappy did"
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Mar 12, 2023 20:48
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A bunch of coal rollers will be very disappointed they can't rev the piss out of their rattley cummins when it's tied to a generator and only has "Low" and "High" as the running conditions.
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Mar 14, 2023 18:59
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I had to get a bigger toaster to fit the fancy artisanal sourdough I buy, you'll take my gigantic sandwiches from my cold dead hands.
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Mar 14, 2023 23:42
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FrozenVent posted:Post the report. Someone got mad at pantslesswithwolves' S-tier snipe, didn't they. 
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Mar 15, 2023 03:20
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Goddamn Hyrax Attack! posted:Lol whoa, I’ve wondered with those big stacks of gold what would prevent some of the bars in the center of the stacks from being replaced with lookalikes. Kinda assume that does happen and is hushed up or not found, as so much money to be made it’s gonna happen, like sports being rigged when billions are on the line. Me, playing jenga with pallets of gold bricks to see when they finally notice some are missing.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:25
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Tiny Timbs posted:Every once in a while I think about the absolute balls on the jeopardy producer for making himself the new host It's always the dumbest people that are imbued with such unflappable self confidence
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Mar 18, 2023 06:30
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Grip it and rip it posted:Less political violence plz kthnx. We don't need any reason for all the slob fascists in this country to get any more riled up than they already are. Not violence, just enough protesting rowdiness that gets the boot they love to lick turned against them.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:56
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CBJSprague24 posted:https://twitter.com/TristanSnell/status/1638358836628127746?t=CBPe-mxgyIYOlbiQDR3xew&s=19 Could it be something as simple as the Judges being wise to the Trump team's tactics of using motions and procedural crap to drag things out as long as humanly possible (and, typically, submitting legal gibberish when it comes time) and they're having none of it?
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Mar 22, 2023 05:22
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Grip it and rip it posted:No. Even if they felt the motion was meritless they'd still most likely give it a complete shake given the composition of the SCOTUS and the magnitude of the process at hand. Fair, I guess I just want a judge to be so finally, utterly tired of the poo poo that the legal team puts forth. And basically go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
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Mar 22, 2023 16:47
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Soylent Pudding posted:Scalia (rot in piss) straight up said that that constitutionally speaking actual innocence isn't constitutional grounds to overturn a conviction achieved through due process. A statement which should cause violent reactions in reasonable people. Like, what the gently caress. "The process was followed so the truth doesn't matter!" But yeah. While I may personally think there is a narrow set of crimes for which the death penalty may be a reasonable sentence, as long as there is the potential for a single innocent person to be executed, I can't support it.
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Mar 23, 2023 16:53
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The existence of a Tiny Tim Frog firmly established the fact that Kermit Frog fucks.
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Mar 23, 2023 17:23
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https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/23/new-starbucks-ceo-says-hell-work-a-shift-at-its-cafes-once-a-month.html New CEO of Starbucks says he'll pull a not-so-undercover boss and work a half shift as a barista once a month. It might be more impactful if he took a barista's pay for a month now and then, but maybe at least they'll publicise when he will work a shift so a flash mob can descend and order a big pile of 19-ingredient "secret menu" monstrosities at once?
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Mar 23, 2023 17:32
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Zamujasa posted:so jaded my first thought is "now that i've worked 4 hours in their shoes i am qualified to say their current pay and benefits level is adequate and will not be improved and perhaps are even too generous" It would be far too much of a Hallmark Movie Moment for him to realize "wow this sucks poo poo and the customers are often rude assholes. All these line workers need a raise!" But it's not as if he'll take shifts on Black Friday or hell even during an average morning rush, so you're probably on the money.
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Mar 23, 2023 17:39
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Serjeant Buzfuz posted:You may have heard of times that companies have resisted government requests/instructions but you haven't heard of all the times they acquiesced. FISA court being all secretive and poo poo doesn't exactly help
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Mar 24, 2023 02:14
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:You gotta be loving kidding me, right? Well, no, but obviously I'm misremembering some facts. Please by all means, correct me. I'd rather have it right next time!
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Mar 24, 2023 07:04
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All Flash castings should be absolute nobodies (which maybe miller was when initially cast, I'd never heard of the weirdo) in keeping with the energy from that JLU brainswap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfBhIM5tb4
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Mar 26, 2023 19:05
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Tiny Timbs posted:Yeah. Straight-up professional. "Cops did a good job taking out a child-murdering active shooter" is still a horrifying sentence to exist in our society but this could not be more unlike Uvalde. Oh absolutely agreed.
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Mar 28, 2023 17:47
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My parents always got a live one in a pot from a nursery, kept it very studiously watered, and then we'd get to dig a hole in the rain/snow a few days after Christmas. My folks do have a bunch of very healthy trees throughout the property now, so it seems to have worked.
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Mar 29, 2023 16:50
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fknlo posted:None of that actually matters. It’s red meat for a frothing mad voting base. "Woke Mouse defies will of duly elected Right Wing government*" seems like it would play well *ignoring that we are the party of small government for a moment
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Mar 29, 2023 23:58
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Looks like two Blackhawks collided on a training flight in Kentucky.
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Mar 30, 2023 07:30
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Mar 30, 2023 19:52
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:I haven't had to use cash since 2007 because I think OP specifically means using eg venmo to pay your dealer. I know people that do this and, like, sure you're small fish but why lay a paper trail.
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