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I don't know what it's like being an adult virgin and would like to find out. Please, tell me a little bit about your situation as an adult who has never had sex. Why do you think you are a virgin? And how old are you? Are your hobbies/activities/etc typically "nerdy"? Have you ever had a girlfriend or almost "done the deed" or "sealed the deal" before? Why didn't you successfully have sex? What constitutes sex to you, for that matter? What are your overall attitudes towards women in your age range? Do you think it would be better if they were more traditionally feminine, etc? Thanks in advance :_)
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I've never given myself fully over to the Lord because I'm not into foursomes.
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Mar 2, 2023 02:39
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Do your own homework Nooner.
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Mar 2, 2023 02:43
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Like a virgin.... touched for the very first time...
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Mar 2, 2023 02:43
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Hmm, a private and personal thing that doesn't affect anyone else's life, AND something that can change at any time as long as one's alive...so what? (Who's gonna be the first Goon to quote this with something like, "LOL VIRGIN SPOTTED!!!!" ? Try harder.)
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Mar 2, 2023 02:45
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probably big into airsoft
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Mar 2, 2023 02:48
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Lots of funkopops
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Mar 2, 2023 02:54
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Did you first have sex when you were still a child, OP? I'm sure you spent at least a couple years as an adult virgin.
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Mar 2, 2023 02:54
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op you need to post this in the mod forum, you’re barking up the wrong tree here
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Mar 2, 2023 02:54
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i have to be completely honest with you: i prefer waffles over pancakes
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Mar 2, 2023 03:09
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I prefer to think of it as gaining my virginity 
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Mar 2, 2023 03:13
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I'm a 19 year old woman and I've never had sex but I'm really curious
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Mar 2, 2023 03:44
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kntfkr posted:I'm a 19 year old woman and I've never had sex but I'm really curious Hello
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Mar 2, 2023 03:47
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ive gotten really good at videogames with all my free time from not having sex
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Mar 2, 2023 03:51
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I consider one of my best buddies a born-again virgin. I swear he hasn’t had sex in like ten years. He used his Trump Bucks on a Realdoll. True story.
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Mar 2, 2023 04:04
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Bad Purchase posted:op you need to post this in the mod forum, you’re barking up the wrong tree here 
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Mar 2, 2023 04:04
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Agent Escalus posted:Hmm, a private and personal thing that doesn't affect anyone else's life, AND something that can change at any time as long as one's alive...so what? Trap sprung. Close thread, goldmine.
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Mar 2, 2023 04:35
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Sorry can't help, I'm in more pussy than Meow Mix.
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Mar 2, 2023 04:36
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Nooner is actually also an adult virgin and is trying to find people to empathize with
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Mar 2, 2023 04:39
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Sometimes it’s super hard to have sex for very long because it feels so good but then you can choke your dick back like a firehose while you pump her and then pull out and do a super hard jizz on her chin and hair and poo poo, like the 2 meter squirt, and it’s so hot that you just stay hard like a toy while her friends take turns on you or whatever. Sounds fuckin stupid. I’d rather just enjoy a good book and a warm cup of tea than get all smelly and gross and even like crusty after a while. 
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Mar 2, 2023 04:40
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MY DICK STANK SO GOD drat BAD I HAD TO HIRE AN APE TO BEAT IT WITH A STICK LIKE IT WAS LETTING DUST OFF A RUG!!
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Mar 2, 2023 04:46
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It was easy for a while because I'm ace. Navigating turning down sex was actually harder by virtue of having a vag. I wound up having sex a few times in my 20's though, in part to stop the "Durr, how do you know you don't like it if you've never had it?" zinger that fuckin' everybody has prepped. I DON'T KNOW, BILL, HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE A HOT TIRE IRON UP YOUR rear end? I'd say gently caress Bill, but I won't.
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Mar 2, 2023 05:02
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:MY DICK STANK SO GOD drat BAD I HAD TO HIRE AN APE TO BEAT IT WITH A STICK LIKE IT WAS LETTING DUST OFF A RUG!! what if I have a stick?
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Mar 2, 2023 05:10
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This thread just makes me think of that old vine with the guy that said something about female Ghostbusters and then sings "I'm an adult virgin" to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song. It was p funny tbh
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Mar 2, 2023 05:19
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I'm a very gassy man and would no doubt be a very gassy lover. Better not.
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Mar 2, 2023 05:42
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for decades I have reassured by vital essence instead of spilling jt wastefully. I have become incredibly powerful and many admire me
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Mar 2, 2023 05:44
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I don't even know what it's like to be a child virgin tbh
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Mar 2, 2023 06:07
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XYZAB posted:Trap sprung. Close thread, goldmine. 3 forum clichés for the price of 1 post, certainly efficient even if totally unoriginal.
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Mar 2, 2023 06:15
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once i gained my wizard powers i resolved to never give them up
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Mar 2, 2023 06:20
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i gave lowtax $10
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Mar 2, 2023 06:28
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I plan to avoid it by simply never becoming an adult.
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Mar 2, 2023 06:46
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Remember the formula guys Page 1 - No content posts Page 2 - Irony Posts Page 3 - Goons start posting unironically
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Mar 2, 2023 06:52
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Putty posted:Remember the formula guys man you just wrecked the forums for me
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Mar 2, 2023 07:20
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I made it to my mid-20s. As a guy you would think I would be made fun of for not having had sex, but I had the powerful secret on my side: I was trying REALLY HARD to get a girlfriend and failing SPECTACULARLY nearly every time, so nobody could possibly give me grief over not trying hard enough. Now, little did they know I had minimal interest in sex anyway, but honestly neither did I since it was not like it ever comes up if you are never dating anyone in the first place I was and remain very nerdy, and yeah I actively turned down at least a few offers of casual sex and then once I did finally date someone (for like six weeks at most) we barely got past making out and groping before breaking up. I did eventually decide I should find out what all the fuss was about and had sex with someone I finally dated for more than a few months. It was boring. In my late 20s I finally had sex with someone I was really into and finally understood a bit of what the fuss was about, though I definitely do not agree that bad sex is better than no sex. And everyone knows irony posts actually come first (Edit: Anyone not in on the joke check the oldest post in the GBS Archive) Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Mar 5, 2023 |
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Mar 2, 2023 07:21
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I'm having sex right now for the first time as I'm posting this, a chick is riding me and I've got my arms around her and I'm typing on the keyboard. You should have made this thread a few hours ago and I would have told you. I'm dissapointed in you nooner.
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Mar 2, 2023 07:26
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I am a slut for men and women and my bisexual and polyamorous antics have led to lots of degrading sex and I often go home at night and cry myself to sleep. Then I mock virgins for being losers.
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Mar 2, 2023 07:28
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Bad Purchase posted:op you need to post this in the mod forum, you’re barking up the wrong tree here OP said virgin not pe-wait I'm not falling for that one!
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Mar 2, 2023 07:31
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I don’t know about sex but I know sweeping floors is relaxing and calming. It also makes things cleaner so I’m sticking to sweeping thanks. Secret is to sweep slow though. Don’t rush it. Make it natural. It’s not a race. You’re body will know what to do.
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Mar 2, 2023 13:05
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I'm 31 and I've had sex one time and probably won't get the chance again unless i wanted to pay for it, but that doesn't really appeal to me all you have to do is be born with some kind of weird autism and have childhood obesity and you're most of the way there to a lifetime of isolation
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just kidding ive had tons of sex and I know all the secret sex moves and all the lyrics to the sex theme song
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