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I heard if you have s*x too many times your dick falls off. any s*x havers itt confirm/deny?
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it's just like your heart, it only has a certain number of beats before it gives out
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Mar 2, 2023 21:15
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A bunch of folks in SAD told me that vagina juice makes your dick smaller and that’s why they abstain from any activities that might cause a woman to like them
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Bad Purchase posted:grannies and grandpas are desperate for sex, they are overlooked because of their age, but actually they have a ton of experience to offer and aren’t as picky as young or middle aged men and women And when they die storming the white house next year, you could inherit all their boomer wealth if you ingratiate yourself enough!
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Mar 2, 2023 21:30
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Thinking of joining the incel movement. They're really good at video games
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Mar 2, 2023 21:32
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I'm meeting sluts on Tomadachi Life....
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Mar 2, 2023 22:28
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STABASS posted:I heard if you have s*x too many times your dick falls off. any s*x havers itt confirm/deny? no but u get crusty girl cream that flakes off all over ur underwear after, does that count?
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Mar 2, 2023 22:32
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm meeting sluts on Tomadachi Life....
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Mar 2, 2023 22:34
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Peggy Edson posted:no but u get crusty girl cream that flakes off all over ur underwear after, does that count? if you smoke the crust flakes you can get really high
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Mar 2, 2023 22:34
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Peggy Edson posted:no but u get crusty girl cream that flakes off all over ur underwear after, does that count? Proof of sex
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Mar 3, 2023 02:39
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Sorry, I knew I was hosed the day I crawled out of Mum's vag.
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Mar 3, 2023 02:41
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Peggy Edson posted:no but u get crusty girl cream that flakes off all over ur underwear after, does that count? Thought that was the goal?
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Mar 3, 2023 02:43
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I've been having sex wrong And least I washed my underwear afterwards
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Mar 3, 2023 02:44
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No no! Wear the candida like pheromones, dab on wrists and earlobes.
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Mar 3, 2023 02:48
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*me taking a lot of notes*
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Mar 3, 2023 03:17
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nobody really knows what "sex" is
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Mar 3, 2023 03:20
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STABASS posted:nobody really knows what "sex" is been saying this
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Mar 3, 2023 03:22
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kntfkr posted:I'm a 19 year old woman and I've never had sex but I'm really curious Leonardo DiCaprio would like to speak with you.
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Mar 3, 2023 03:22
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Learn how to tickle thier prostate and they'll line up
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Collapsing Farts posted:Plenty of plump men are in relationships man it's not really an impossible hurdle No fat dudes
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STABASS posted:nobody really knows what "sex" is sex was invented in 1989 by Tim Berners-Lee at CERN, Geneva, Switzerland.
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CyprianLatewood posted:I'm 31 and I've had sex one time and probably won't get the chance again unless i wanted to pay for it, but that doesn't really appeal to me Welcome to the forums,. good to see new people are still registering accounts
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Mar 3, 2023 03:50
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why do people have an aversion to engaging sex workers?
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Mar 3, 2023 03:52
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kntfkr posted:why do people have an aversion to engaging sex workers? It seems like it would be kind of depressing. The one time i had sex was with an emotional connection with someone who I felt I really got along with pretty well, but we had both had drinks and she was a few years older than me and didn't really want to be involved after that, I think she felt like she was too old for me (I didn't think so, she was 35 and I was 29, but that's not my decision to make). Paying someone a few hundred dollars to have sex with me just feels like it would be pretty depressing overall, I would prefer to be with someone who actually wants to be with me rather than someone who's just going to work. I don't have anything against sex workers or their clients, but it's not really what I want in life, you know? Also I'm not like wealthy or anything, I could afford to do it a couple times a month I suppose, but it's not really what I'm looking for. CyprianLatewood fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Mar 3, 2023 |
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Mar 3, 2023 03:59
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kntfkr posted:why do people have an aversion to engaging sex workers? my wife keeps telling me the same thing when she goes out with her boyfriend, i don't get it
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Mar 3, 2023 04:07
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BRB bout to have passionate SEX with my husband
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Mar 3, 2023 04:19
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I made it to my late 20s as a virgin the easy way - by being a bit insecure and awkward, and gay but not really sure about it. At least I made an effort to make up for lost time when I finally got over myself?
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Mar 3, 2023 04:39
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It's pretty easy to make up for lost time if you're gay, even someone who looks like me can get half a dozen messages in like 5 minutes on grinder. I kinda wish the browse feature was available unpaid because I feel bad about never responding to any of them lol
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Mar 3, 2023 04:59
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imagine having a crushing weight on your chest keeping you from breathing your entire life. and then when the weight is finally removed, you still feel it, forever.
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Mar 3, 2023 05:00
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you can have sex with anything you can have sex with a car or so i hear
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Prettz posted:imagine having a crushing weight on your chest keeping you from breathing your entire life. and then when the weight is finally removed, you still feel it, forever. 
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Mar 3, 2023 05:06
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kntfkr posted:why do people have an aversion to engaging sex workers?
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Sex is like doing a puzzle, you start with the corners and work it out based on what the image is starting to look like.kntfkr posted:why do people have an aversion to engaging sex workers? Does it count if they aren't on the clock? Like, if you have sex with someone that you meet and then later you find out they're a sex worker, but it wasn't work for them when you had sex does that mean you had sex with a sex worker or does it default to a descriptor they would prefer (artist, tutor, engineer, whatever)?
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syntaxfunction posted:Does it count if they aren't on the clock? Like, if you have sex with someone that you meet and then later you find out they're a sex worker, but it wasn't work for them when you had sex does that mean you had sex with a sex worker or does it default to a descriptor they would prefer (artist, tutor, engineer, whatever)? I mean sure it "counts", the issue is not the job, it's the fact that they don't actually want to have sex with you
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Right, but I mean in the sense of "engaging sex workers" in that phrasing. It's like, I don't engage a musician when I gently caress them even if they're playing their own song and I need to pretend I enjoy it even tho it's the most poorly imitated version of Death Grips I have ever heard but you have to nod and agree that yeah, I can totally hear the influences they were drawn from. Anyway, I mean if I engage with a musician it's with their work. Otherwise I slept with someone who makes music. I kind of got lost in my message somewhere there, I hope I made myself clear 
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what was the boomer facebook meme intending to convey?
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syntaxfunction posted:Right, but I mean in the sense of "engaging sex workers" in that phrasing. It's like, I don't engage a musician when I gently caress them even if they're playing their own song and I need to pretend I enjoy it even tho it's the most poorly imitated version of Death Grips I have ever heard but you have to nod and agree that yeah, I can totally hear the influences they were drawn from. I mean you're engaging with a musician if you pay them to write music for you, same way that you're engaging with a corporation when you buy poo poo from them or when you're paying someone to fix your car or whatever. It's just business, it's nothing different with a sex worker than with anyone else. People use more formal language with regards to sex work is all.
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CyprianLatewood posted:I mean you're engaging with a musician if you pay them to write music for you, same way that you're engaging with a corporation when you buy poo poo from them or when you're paying someone to fix your car or whatever. It's just business, it's nothing different with a sex worker than with anyone else. People use more formal language with regards to sex work is all. That's exactly what I'm saying! I'm glad you got me I think the worst person I slept with but didn't engage with was a girl who seemed really sweet and nice but then it turned out she was a bit new-agey and that was cool, we actually got along well but then she ran off into the desert to join a cult because she took a bunch of shrooms and saw a vision that told her the prophet she was seeking would guide her but then she left like two months later and we drifted apart but like amicably. I hope she's doing alright.
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Trip Report: my husband rules in bed It's because we communicate while we do the deed
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Heck if the choice is loving a goon or joining a magic mushroom cult I know what I'm picking
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