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dsf
Jul 1, 2004
ive gotten really good at videogames with all my free time from not having sex

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dsf
Jul 1, 2004
just kidding ive had tons of sex and I know all the secret sex moves and all the lyrics to the sex theme song

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Like seriously, can anyone else here confirm that california is like 90% men? :thunk:

ive never been to california and hardly ever leave my house, but I will confirm this for you

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
trying to get a good J/O sesh going the other day.. all these friggin hentai artists just cant resist drawing comically oversized Titties and Asses. its like come on. shits so fake looking it completely destroys my suspension of disbelief. how am I supposed to cum to this nonsense

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

STABASS posted:

nobody really knows what "sex" is

sex was invented in 1989 by Tim Berners-Lee at CERN, Geneva, Switzerland.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
when i was younger, i told myself that if i make it past the age of 25 and im still a virgin that i might as well give up completely.

anyway, I turned 25, and that was 12 years ago.

thats the end of my story. no moral!

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dsf
Jul 1, 2004
its easy to not have sex. I do it every day

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