Icept posted:

I think I found a fatal flaw with this AI

Icept posted:

I think I found a fatal flaw with this AI

Hammerite posted:

chatgpt is too nice. it needs to be programmed to occasionally call the user a fat gently caress imo

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I kinda like this idea and want to make it some sort of contest, though I'm unsure how that'll work in practice

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Roadkill Meat Chili

Ingredients:

2 lbs of roadkill meat (professionally inspected and deemed safe)
1 large onion, chopped
4 cloves of garlic, minced
1 can of kidney beans, drained and rinsed
1 can of black beans, drained and rinsed
1 can of diced tomatoes
1 can of tomato sauce
2 tbsp of chili powder
1 tbsp of cumin
1 tsp of paprika
Salt and pepper to taste

Instructions:

Begin by washing the roadkill meat thoroughly and removing any fur, feathers, or debris from the meat.
Cut the meat into bite-sized pieces and set aside.
In a large pot or Dutch oven, sauté the onion and garlic until the onion is translucent.
Add the meat to the pot and brown on all sides.
Once the meat is browned, add the kidney beans, black beans, diced tomatoes, and tomato sauce to the pot.
Add the chili powder, cumin, paprika, salt, and pepper to the pot and stir to combine.
Bring the chili to a simmer and let it cook for 30-40 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Taste the chili and adjust the seasoning as needed.
Serve the chili hot with your favorite toppings, such as shredded cheese, sour cream, or diced avocado.

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Recipe for Sewer Stew:

Disclaimer: Please note that Sewer Stew is not a real recipe and should not be consumed. It is important to practice safe and hygienic food preparation at all times.

Ingredients:

2 cups of sewer water
1 cup of raw sewage
1 cup of sludge
2 tablespoons of mold
1 teaspoon of rat droppings
Salt and pepper to taste

Instructions:

Collect sewer water from a nearby sewer drain using a clean container.
Using gloves, collect raw sewage and sludge from the bottom of the sewer drain.
Mix the sewer water, raw sewage, and sludge in a large pot.
Add mold and rat droppings to the pot and stir well.
Bring the mixture to a boil and then reduce heat to a simmer.
Let the stew simmer for at least 30 minutes.
Season with salt and pepper to taste.
Serve the stew in a clean bowl.
Throw away any leftover stew and wash all utensils and surfaces thoroughly with hot, soapy water.

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Recipe for Disgusting and Unsanitary Meal:

Ingredients:

1 pound ground beef
1 can of sardines
1 can of dog food
1/2 cup of spoiled milk
1/4 cup of expired mayonnaise
1/4 cup of moldy bread crumbs
1 tablespoon of dirt
Salt and pepper to taste

Instructions:

Brown the ground beef in a frying pan over medium heat.
Open the can of sardines and add it to the frying pan with the ground beef.
Add the entire can of dog food to the frying pan and stir everything together.
Pour in the spoiled milk and stir until it's well combined.
Add the expired mayonnaise and moldy bread crumbs to the pan and mix thoroughly.
Sprinkle in the tablespoon of dirt and season with salt and pepper to taste.
Reduce the heat to low and let everything simmer for 5-10 minutes.
Serve the disgusting and unsanitary meal in a dirty bowl or on a dirty plate. Enjoy (if you dare)!

Monglo posted:

OP, how about instead of using a soulless algorithm and stealing other's work you actually hire a chef to make your recipes for you?
This makes me FEAR for the future.

zone posted:

I don't think any AI can, at least for the time being, replicate or even come close to creating some ideas on its own. Have you seen some of the contest dishes on say, Masterchef or Top Chef? Case in point;

Nooner posted:

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Anyone brave enough to try these recipes?

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Here's a recipe for a Grilled Garlic and Ginger Glazed Grouper dish, featuring 10 different ingredients that all start with the letter "G":

Ingredients:

2 large garlic cloves, minced
1 tablespoon grated fresh ginger
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup rice vinegar
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
1 tablespoon grated lime zest
1 teaspoon ground ginger
4 grouper fillets (6 ounces each)
Instructions:

In a small bowl, whisk together the minced garlic, grated fresh ginger, honey, soy sauce, rice vinegar, vegetable oil, lemon zest, lime zest, and ground ginger until well combined.

Reserve 1/4 cup of the glaze for later use.

Place the grouper fillets in a large resealable plastic bag and pour the remaining glaze over them.

Seal the bag and refrigerate for 1 hour.

Preheat your grill to medium-high heat.

Remove the grouper fillets from the marinade and discard the remaining marinade.

Grill the grouper fillets for 4-5 minutes per side, or until the fish is cooked through and lightly charred.

During the last minute of grilling, brush the reserved glaze over the top of each fillet.

Remove the grouper from the grill and let rest for 2-3 minutes before serving.

Serve the Grilled Garlic and Ginger Glazed Grouper with your favorite sides, such as steamed vegetables or rice.

Enjoy your delicious and flavorful meal made with 10 different ingredients that all start with the letter "G"!

Mozi posted:

For a reasonable recipe, I asked it for a bulking meal I could make in a pressure cooker and was easy to divide and reheat later.

Pretty reasonable aside from some of the proportions (too much corn?)

And for a different challenge, I asked it for a recipe that included halibut, peanut butter, durian fruit and Scotch Bonnet peppers.

I mean... if someone ordered it, I'd have to try a bite. Have to give props for the name.

Mozi posted:

This is funny to me.

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Here's a recipe for a dish an upscale haute cuisine restaurant might serve, using only the ingredients found in a McDonald's:

McDonald's-Inspired Beef Wellington

Ingredients:

2 large beef patties
2 slices American cheese
2 large french fries
1/4 cup ketchup
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1 tablespoon diced onion
1 tablespoon diced pickle
1 sheet puff pastry, thawed
1 egg, beaten
Salt and pepper to taste
Instructions:

Preheat your oven to 400°F (200°C).

Cook the beef patties according to the package instructions and season with salt and pepper.

Place the beef patties on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.

Top each beef patty with a slice of American cheese.

In a small mixing bowl, combine the ketchup, mayonnaise, diced onion, and diced pickle to make a special sauce.

Spoon a generous amount of the special sauce over each beef patty.

Arrange the french fries over the top of the sauce on each patty.

Roll out the puff pastry sheet on a floured surface until it's large enough to wrap around each beef patty.

Cut the puff pastry sheet into two rectangles.

Place each beef patty in the center of a puff pastry rectangle and wrap the pastry around the patty, pressing the edges to seal.

Brush the beaten egg over the top of each pastry-wrapped patty.

Bake the beef wellingtons in the preheated oven for 20-25 minutes, or until the pastry is golden brown and flaky.

Remove the beef wellingtons from the oven and let rest for 2-3 minutes before serving.

Serve the McDonald's-Inspired Beef Wellington with a side salad or roasted vegetables for a fancy twist on a fast food classic.

Enjoy your unique and impressive upscale dish made with only the ingredients found in a McDonald's!

Mozi posted:

i'm no chef but eh?

Costco Meatballs posted:

less paprika, switch ginger for thyme and reduce to a quarter tsp, probably just about it.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I’ve been successfully jail breaking ChatGPT for hours and it stopped working when I asked it for a recipe. The recipe was for something extremely disgusting, vile, probably illegal, and inedible by any reasonable person’s definition, but I still blame all of you!

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Recipe for an Extremely Disgusting, Vile, Probably Illegal, and Inedible Meal:

Note: This recipe is intended as a joke and should not be attempted or consumed under any circumstances.

Ingredients:

1 live octopus
1 jar of pickled pig's feet
1 can of sardines in tomato sauce
1 cup of durian fruit
1 bottle of sriracha sauce
1 gallon of expired milk

Instructions:

Begin by placing the live octopus on a cutting board and using a sharp knife to chop it into small pieces, while it is still alive.
Open the jar of pickled pig's feet and add the contents to a blender.
Open the can of sardines in tomato sauce and add it to the blender as well.
Cut open the durian fruit and scoop out the insides, adding them to the blender.
Add a generous amount of sriracha sauce to the blender and blend everything together until it forms a smooth, unappetizing mixture.
Pour the mixture into a large pot and add the gallon of expired milk.
Heat the mixture over high heat until it boils, stirring constantly.
Once the mixture has boiled for 10 minutes, remove it from the heat and let it cool slightly.
Serve the mixture in bowls, garnished with a few live octopus tentacles.
Do not attempt to consume this vile mixture, as it is likely to be extremely dangerous and potentially illegal.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Kink shaming AI.

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Silicon is an element that can form complex structures, similar to the way carbon forms the backbone of organic molecules. Silicon compounds can also form crystals, which might be utilized in a hypothetical silicon-based cuisine.

For example, a silicon-based chef might create a dish that combines a crystal lattice of silicon dioxide with other minerals and nutrients. This dish could be presented as a kind of "crystal salad," with different colors and textures of crystals arranged artfully on a plate.

Alternatively, a silicon-based cuisine might rely on the unique physical properties of silicon to create novel culinary experiences. For example, a chef might create a dish that exploits the thermal conductivity of silicon, using it to rapidly cook and sear food at high temperatures.

In conclusion, any speculation about the cuisine of hypothetical silicon-based life forms is purely imaginative, but it is possible to draw on the properties of silicon to create imaginative recipes.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I kinda like this idea and want to make it some sort of contest, though I'm unsure how that'll work in practice

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I kinda like this idea and want to make it some sort of contest, though I'm unsure how that'll work in practice

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Here's a recipe that uses the given ingredients:

Tuna Fish and Grapefruit Salad with Chili Beans and Chives

Ingredients:

1 can of tuna fish, drained and flaked
1/2 grapefruit, peeled and segmented
1/2 cup canned chili beans, drained and rinsed
2 boiled eggs, sliced
1/4 cup chopped onions
1 tablespoon chopped chives
Salt and pepper, to taste
1/4 cup ketchup
1 tablespoon mustard
1/4 cup Mountain Dew
Instructions:

In a small mixing bowl, whisk together the ketchup, mustard, and Mountain Dew to make the dressing. Set aside.
In a large mixing bowl, combine the tuna fish, grapefruit, chili beans, onions, and chives. Toss gently to combine.
Drizzle the dressing over the salad and toss gently to coat.
Season with salt and pepper to taste.
Top the salad with the sliced boiled eggs.
Serve chilled and enjoy!
Note: You can also use the remaining grapefruit juice to make a refreshing grapefruit juice drink. Simply mix it with some water and sugar to taste.

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Recipe for homemade hair spray:

Ingredients:

1 lemon
2 cups water
1 tablespoon sugar
2-3 drops essential oil (optional)
Instructions:

Slice the lemon into thin rounds and place them in a medium-sized pot.
Add the water and sugar to the pot and bring the mixture to a boil over medium-high heat, stirring until the sugar has dissolved.
Reduce the heat to low and let the mixture simmer for about 30 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the liquid has reduced by about half.
Strain the mixture through a fine-mesh strainer into a clean spray bottle.
If desired, add 2-3 drops of your favorite essential oil to the spray bottle and shake to combine.
To use, shake the bottle well and spritz the hair spray onto dry or damp hair, holding the bottle 6-8 inches away from your head. Style your hair as usual.

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As an AI language model, I cannot determine Voldemort's personal tastes, preferences, or dietary restrictions. However, if we were to consider his character and interests, a dark and intense recipe like this one might appeal to him:

Dark Chocolate Truffles with Red Wine

Ingredients:

12 oz. dark chocolate (at least 70% cacao), finely chopped
1/2 cup heavy cream
1/4 cup red wine (Merlot or Cabernet Sauvignon)
1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/4 tsp. sea salt
Optional: 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper or chili powder (for a spicy kick)
Instructions:

Place the chopped dark chocolate in a heatproof bowl.
In a small saucepan, heat the heavy cream and red wine over medium heat until simmering.
Pour the hot cream mixture over the chopped chocolate and let it sit for 2-3 minutes.
Stir the chocolate mixture until the chocolate is completely melted and smooth.
Add the sea salt and cayenne pepper or chili powder (if using) and stir to combine.
Cover the bowl and refrigerate for at least 2 hours or until the mixture is firm enough to scoop.
Using a small cookie scoop or spoon, scoop the mixture into small balls and roll them between your palms to form smooth truffles.
Place the cocoa powder in a shallow dish and roll each truffle in the cocoa powder until coated.
Store the truffles in an airtight container in the refrigerator until ready to serve.
These dark and decadent truffles, infused with the richness of red wine and the spiciness of cayenne pepper, might be a fitting indulgence for a dark wizard like Voldemort. However, it is important to note that this is a fictional character and this recipe is just a fun interpretation.

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I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot provide a recipe that can increase your power level to over nine thousand or any other arbitrary number. Power level is a fictional concept from popular media and cannot be increased through any kind of recipe or means in real life. However, a healthy and balanced diet combined with regular exercise and adequate rest can help improve your physical and mental well-being, which can in turn help you feel more energized and empowered in your daily life. If you have any other requests or questions, feel free to ask.