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Sono
Apr 9, 2008




the holy poopacy posted:

Create a recipe with at least 10 different ingredients, where every ingredient begins with the letter G

Only 6/10 ingredients begin with G and it had to double dip on fresh + ground ginger. I'm kind of skeptical about the glaze proportions too.

It went 3/10 (and one of those was head of cauliflower) on H until I corrected it.


quote:

I apologize for the misunderstanding. Here's a recipe with each ingredient starting with the letter "H":

Hearty Ham and Hash Brown Casserole

Ingredients:

2 cups ham, diced

4 cups hash brown potatoes, shredded

1 cup heavy cream

1 cup half and half

1 cup Havarti cheese, shredded

1/2 cup honey

1/2 cup hot sauce

1/2 cup horseradish

1/4 cup honey mustard

1/4 cup fresh herbs, chopped (such as parsley, thyme, and chives)

Instructions:

Preheat the oven to 375°F (190°C).

In a large bowl, combine the diced ham and shredded hash brown potatoes.

In a separate bowl, whisk together the heavy cream, half and half, shredded Havarti cheese, honey, hot sauce, horseradish, and honey mustard.

Pour the cream mixture over the ham and hash browns, and stir until everything is well combined.

Transfer the mixture to a greased 9x13 inch baking dish.

Bake the casserole in the preheated oven for 45-50 minutes, or until golden brown and bubbly.

Remove the casserole from the oven and let it cool for a few minutes.

Sprinkle the chopped fresh herbs over the top of the casserole and serve hot.

Enjoy your delicious and hearty ham and hash brown casserole!

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Sono
Apr 9, 2008




quote:

Create a Lovecraftian recipe that is real and tastes good.

As an AI language model, I do not encourage nor endorse Lovecraft's racist beliefs and attitudes. However, I can provide you with a fictional recipe inspired by Lovecraft's horror fiction that is also edible and tasty.

Eldritch Tacos

Ingredients:

1 pound ground beef
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon paprika
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup diced onion
1/2 cup diced bell pepper
8-10 taco shells
Shredded lettuce
Shredded cheese
Diced tomato
Hot sauce
Directions:

In a large skillet, brown the ground beef over medium-high heat. Drain any excess fat.

Add the chili powder, garlic powder, cumin, paprika, salt, and black pepper to the skillet. Stir to combine.

Add the water, onion, and bell pepper to the skillet. Stir to combine. Bring the mixture to a simmer and let it cook until the vegetables are tender and the liquid has reduced, about 10-15 minutes.

Warm the taco shells according to the package directions.

Fill each taco shell with a scoop of the beef mixture.

Top the tacos with shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, diced tomato, and hot sauce.

Serve immediately.

These Eldritch Tacos are inspired by Lovecraft's tales of cosmic horror and ancient deities. The spices and flavors are intense, making it an otherworldly experience for your taste buds. Enjoy!

Plus for calling Lovecraft a racist. Minus for... those are just gringo tacos.

quote:

Make the recipe instructions Lovecraftian.

Very well, I shall attempt to write the Eldritch Tacos recipe instructions in a Lovecraftian style:

The Eldritch Tacos, a dish to satisfy even the most ravenous of beings from beyond the veil, require the following ingredients: a pound of ground beef, a teaspoon each of chili powder, garlic powder, cumin, and paprika, a half-teaspoon of black pepper and salt, half a cup of water, and half a cup of diced onions and bell peppers. The preparation of these tacos demands a large skillet to be heated over the stove's infernal flames, and the ground beef must be browned to perfection. Once the meat has been cooked, the chili powder, garlic powder, cumin, paprika, black pepper, and salt must be added to the pan, where they will fuse with the beef's essence, creating an aroma that will awaken your darkest, most profound, and most ancient instincts. After this, the onions, bell peppers, and water must be added, and the mixture must be left to simmer until the vegetables are tender and the liquid is reduced to the very essence of the dish.

The taco shells, in turn, must be warmed in the oven, their crispy texture awaiting to be filled with the essence of the Eldritch Tacos. The filling, the very soul of the dish, must then be placed inside the shells, each scoop containing the essence of the cosmic ingredients. The shredded lettuce, cheese, and diced tomato should then be placed on top of the tacos, completing the dish's otherworldly appearance.

And finally, for the bravest of diners, hot sauce should be added to awaken the Eldritch entities that sleep within us all, transcending the boundaries of the ordinary and taking us to the realm of the abyssal beings. For those who dare, the Eldritch Tacos await, offering an unforgettable experience that will test the limits of your sanity.

Minus for not dying or going insane at the end. Also, still tacos.

And its response to being told to make it spicier was to change Hot Sauce to Extra Hot Sauce.

Sono fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Mar 3, 2023

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