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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
All punctuation is for pussies

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


MrQwerty posted:

u can't put a ring on a : tho

No, but you can put a ring in your colon:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Pretty sure interrobang is what a crooked cop does

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Suck my umlauts

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

dick winding up for a good slap

https://youtu.be/1EOdbPlbKU4

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Interrobang Bros

interrobrobangs bro

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
op should get its own character added to the alphabet.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Gas thread; ban OP

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

ə

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022
it's ^ op

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022
where the fucks the bottom

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Em dashes can gently caress right off.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Wow OP. You made a post about punctuation, which is incredibly boring as is; but then you somehow managed to be incredibly wrong as well.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Good Sphere posted:

I have a theory that semicolons are underutilized because they look ugly, and are often assumed to be typos, even though they were intended. They’d probably be used more, if it weren’t for its repugnance. The name is also stupid, and unoriginal, making it a forgettable form of punctuation.

I wish someone would declare a new symbol and name that would be officially adopted in English language, but I don’t see that happening anytime soon.

Good point Good Sphere

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


while we're here what is this dumbass symbol supposed to be ----> ¬

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

while we're here what is this dumbass symbol supposed to be ----> ¬

computer toucher poo poo from the 70s

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


MrQwerty posted:

computer toucher poo poo from the 70s

it annoys me cos i'm like why does this dumb little key get THREE things on it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

while we're here what is this dumbass symbol supposed to be ----> ¬

Looks like ur tiny penis lol

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Looks like ur tiny penis lol

:wrong: my chode isn't big enough to have any directional change in its length

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Looks like ur tiny penis lol

:sbahj:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

v is worse because it's such a downer

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Nooner posted:

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

Community college tyvm

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Where are the demisemicolons?

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!




It's the Sarc Mark, OP

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Nooner posted:

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

More and more I have been using; to become worser at writing; (the semicolons).

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

house of the dad posted:

{ It's these brackets, 100% }

Oh yeah?? Try drawing one. :smug: Bet you can't.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
I like &, but hate when it’s used in &c, for the wholly unnecessary purpose of abbreviating etc.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



STABASS posted:

I think the worst looking symbol is a swastika op. kinda interesting that you don't feel the same way...

Literally ran in here to make this post, gently caress you :mad:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

The Taxman posted:



It's the Sarc Mark, OP

good one

lipid
Feb 21, 2001
Rename it the metis

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


I taught freshman composition for a while and placed a lot of emphasis of learning the art of semicolons; however, those dumb rear end kids never got it right .

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Colonel Cancer posted:

Tildas are way worse

I've seen my fair share back in the day on AOL profiles. Bold in pink; many in a row. I sometimes still see them today to convey elegance and gracefulness.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
What about this dumb apostrophe `

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Good Sphere posted:

I've seen my fair share back in the day on AOL profiles. Bold in pink; many in a row. I sometimes still see them today to convey elegance and gracefulness.

~~~xXX420snypaXXx~~~

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Full Metal Jackass posted:

What about this dumb apostrophe `

That's a back tick
It's very useful in computer programming

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Smugworth posted:

That's a back tick
It's very useful in computer programming

I hate it even more now.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
The worst… is actually… .. the ellipsis in the specific context of ….. any boomer’s Facebook post/comment…….

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

Jelly posted:

Wow OP. You made a post about punctuation, which is incredibly boring as is; but then you somehow managed to be incredibly wrong as well.

This is not how you use a semicolon so you are actually wrong, too.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I kind of like guillemets - «these» quotation marks. They're officially correct in Norwegian, though they're not on the keyboard and everyone just uses "straight quotes" instead. The argument for guillemets is that they flow better visually since they're the size of and in the position of a lower case letter, and they make it really obvious what's inside and outside the quote marks. There's a also a single variant, for when you «have to ‹nest› your quotes».

What is madness, however, is the way Danish uses them: Like little »arrows« pointing at the quote.

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Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Halisnacks posted:

The worst… is actually… .. the ellipsis in the specific context of ….. any boomer’s Facebook post/comment…….

Also yes, I'll take a few misused semicolons any day over this stream of slipping in and out of consciousness.

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