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that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
Let's do this!

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Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

that g ova there posted:

Let's do this!

Yeah!

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
Welp failed.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
That’s not a thing and gently caress no!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i am on fap strike until andrew tate is released from prison

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
let's do no crap march instead

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Bad Purchase posted:

i am on fap strike until andrew tate is released from prison

Lol hope your dick doesn’t get cold for 5 to 10 years

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit

Bad Purchase posted:

i am on fap strike until andrew tate is released from prison

I would not fap to that beta muslim extremist who is in need of extensive maxillofacial plastic surgery

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

No cap March

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Better do a no post March bucko

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I don’t think so op

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




that g ova there posted:

I would not fap to that beta muslim extremist who is in need of extensive maxillofacial plastic surgery

turn your monitor on

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013
Million fap March

Frequent fap February

Furious fap February

Jerkinit January

Sixty times per day September

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

I’m midthrust at sexybusiness right now op so is it cool if I pull out of this broad I found down by the docks and blast some hot ropes on her gut bc that involves me giving my hog a little pull or two

tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots
it doesn't rhyme, so no op.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


no chance, i love having a nice big wank

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Prostate stimulation doesn't count

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
I'ma need a mulligan

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
gently caress off no way, i'm trying to save money

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


OP sadly sobbing while resisting the urge to touch himself while the rest of the forums all enjoy a nice satisfying chug or minge fiddle

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Blow gently caress Suck

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

chug or minge fiddle

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Cum or Die

I choose... Die!!

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Fellas is it gay to touch your own dick??

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Blow gently caress Suck

cum

everybody doin it

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit

You should have gotten DM's from several escorts offering you their services by now.. Maybe I'll be the web's next big pimp.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
fap is such a bad neolojizzm and i don't use it in speech

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

https://youtu.be/fhuyt0nOBe0

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I could maybe get through a no tug Tuesday but no promises

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

No Spooge Spring is right there op

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

tiaz posted:

it doesn't rhyme, so no op.

Get ready for No Starch March

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t Remember December should be the official precursor to Dry January

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

no_i_dont_think_i_will.jpg

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
hey OP just saw this now, can we forgive like 10 or so tugs?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I'm sorry, but my doctor says I have to

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
ive never been on a fap march, is that like a civil rights march

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Masturbation has become too mainstream and Woke so I will not follow the fap hand path

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:

I’m holding out for Autofellatio April

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Is it actually physically possible, or is this just a troll?

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
The Lexus December to Remember Suck and gently caress Sales Event

PUT A BOW ON A NEW LEXUS!!! IMPRESS HER!!! DO IT!!!!

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