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no problem op your mom's got it covered 
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olives black posted:no problem op your mom's
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Mar 3, 2023 00:01
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I'm doing No poo poo March before No Piss April
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All these no fap months, when are the months where you're supposed to fap? Yeah I get that that's the default, but I feel like there should be a month where it's explicitly celebrated.
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Good Sphere posted:Is it actually physically possible, or is this just a troll? If goons agree to pay me $500, I will keep my hands above all pelvises for a month. Discipline is good for a grand master's apprentice.
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that g ova there posted:If goons agree to pay me $500, I will keep my hands above all pelvises for a month. Discipline is good for a grand master's apprentice. Okay, but I want a live streaming feed of your existence 24 hours a day as proof.
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Mar 3, 2023 00:44
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I'd prefer the MARCH MASTURBATION MEGATHON!!!!
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Mar 3, 2023 00:51
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I'll be checking all of your jack off cams to make sure you're all sticking with it. Great job so far everyone!
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Fap every day 024
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flubber nuts posted:I'll be checking all of your jack off cams to make sure you're all sticking with it. Great job so far everyone! I’m on rn like and subscribe bro
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Mar 3, 2023 02:40
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Mozi posted:let's do no crap march instead How the gently caress am I supposed to go a whole month without posting?
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sigher posted:How the gently caress am I supposed to go a whole month without posting? Screech endlessly in SAD about it
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Mar 3, 2023 02:48
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They said no fap but they didn't say no paf 
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:minge fiddle there is no way it's ever been called that, even in the UK I refuse to believe it
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A Strange Aeon posted:there is no way it's ever been called that, even in the UK they call everything something like "minge fiddle"
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Didn't make it 48 hours I wasn't trying not too either
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Mar 3, 2023 03:57
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found a video of the op talking to GBS posters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-I2j0upLcs
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that g ova there posted:Let's do this! YEAH!!!!! Edit: Oops. I'm out. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Mar 3, 2023 |
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Should I eat poo poo or us that just some theory
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Mar 3, 2023 06:55
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woops, i failed , back on the wagon though
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Mar 3, 2023 07:01
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Actually didn't far so far due to being busy Gonna crank that hog tonight tho. Awooo! (Wolf howl)
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Welp, had some cum left in the 'ol tube, but im good for the rest of the month
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Devils Affricate posted:All these no fap months, when are the months where you're supposed to fap? You missed Fapping February?
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I read online that if you don't masturbate your body builds up so much energy that with a little training you can channel that energy into a Kamehameha wave. Well it’s not true. I haven’t masturbated since 2017, I practice the Kamehameha wave every goddamn day, I watch multiple episodes to observe the technique of the Kamehameha wave from multiple angles and still nothing. It is not a problem of poor technique. It is not a problem of not enough latent energy, let me assure you after six years of not masturbating I feel at every moment the latent energy to create the Kamehameha wave and still NOTHING. Do not fall into this trap, there is no way to create a Kamehameha wave through masturbatory deprivation. It is an internet hoax.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I read online that if you don't masturbate your body builds up so much energy that with a little training you can channel that energy into a Kamehameha wave. Well it’s not true. I haven’t masturbated since 2017, I practice the Kamehameha wave every goddamn day, I watch multiple episodes to observe the technique of the Kamehameha wave from multiple angles and still nothing. It is not a problem of poor technique. It is not a problem of not enough latent energy, let me assure you after six years of not masturbating I feel at every moment the latent energy to create the Kamehameha wave and still NOTHING. Do not fall into this trap, there is no way to create a Kamehameha wave through masturbatory deprivation. It is an internet hoax. If the way to attain the kamehameha was through nofap, Master Roshi would never have learned it.
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I slipped up again, but if at first you dont succeed try again
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i failed. 3 times. today.
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Karma Comedian posted:Get ready for No Starch March now this i can get behind!!
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No Fap is easy, just go on Grindr and put "make it happen hands free" and bam, there ya go, problem solved. Man, life is easy to figure out.
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Mar 3, 2023 09:29
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I've beaten off to every poster in this thread. I'll do it again to the next one
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syntaxfunction posted:No Fap is easy, just go on Grindr and put "make it happen hands free" and bam, there ya go, problem solved. Yeah, I've got guys right now fighting over who gets to suck my dick. I still fap because nobody can match the beauty of my own hand.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Yeah, I've got guys right now fighting over who gets to suck my dick. I still fap because nobody can match the beauty of my own hand. Just blew 13 hot ropes all over this poster's dirty face
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Bungled this one up again, but im getting back on the horse
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Poohs Packin posted:
Me, a porn addict: "holy poo poo titties and butts, penis, I'm getting sexually triggered" *begins masturbating and foaming at the mouth*
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Just say no to no fap
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Poohs Packin posted:
I tried not to but I think I might have to again now
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Mr. Cool ice is really giving the vibes
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Jean Grey’s belt doesn’t even fit, now I definitely can’t tug one off
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Poohs Packin posted:
Good username/post combo there.
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