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that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit

syntaxfunction posted:

No Fap is easy, just go on Grindr and put "make it happen hands free" and bam, there ya go, problem solved.

Man, life is easy to figure out.

Get it while the getting is good during no fap march, imo.

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Bluetooth vibraters are hands free so you can cum all you want while not touching yourself

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Treecko posted:

Bluetooth vibraters are hands free so you can cum all you want while not touching yourself

i can wrangle my own hog, thanks

they're good for nips, though

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit

Treecko posted:

Bluetooth vibraters are hands free so you can cum all you want while not touching yourself

They need to sync anal beads to the IOT so I have something to do while I ride the bus

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
The bus already provides the vibration

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Please don't gently caress the bus it's public property and cannot give consent

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
dat bussy

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Mozi posted:

dat bussy

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

olives black posted:

i can wrangle my own hog, thanks

they're good for nips, though

:raise:

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

one hand for the hog, another for the chalice

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I guess there must be some meaning of "nip" that I am unaware of

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Hammerite posted:

I guess there must be some meaning of "nip" that I am unaware of

nipples. their needs are different. they require the cold, methodical touch of the machine

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
the SA homo mafia needs to enforce no fap March rule across the forums. it will get the Twink curious goons talking due to the enforced chastity.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I just ejaculated I’m sorry thread

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

that g ova there posted:

the SA homo mafia needs to enforce no fap March rule across the forums. it will get the Twink curious goons talking due to the enforced chastity.

im sorry what

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nobody better be disrespecting the gay mafia

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

He’s obviously a perma’d mentally ill poster, one who thinks masturbation is harmful instead of one of the safety valves preventing even more mass shootings.

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
monitor.. on... :negative:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Just masturbate, and I promise you won’t kill anyone.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




if you accidentally cummed this march just collect the cum and slurp that cum back up your urethra with vacuum pressure to put the cum back in storage and then you’re good, like you never cummed

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Easier said than done my urethra doesn't hold all the cum that well

It just drips out and makes me do laundry again

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

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lol

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