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Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

SKULL.GIF posted:

do you think Jefferson can produce yet another 1800 yard, 8 TD season?
Having watched him for the last 3 years, I think he can hit 2000 yards. He actually had a fair number of ugly drops this year

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Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

It's kinda weird how few teams are named after entire states instead of specific cities. That would make it a lot less obvious when new stadiums get built way out in the suburbs, or in the case of the 49ers, entirely different cities altogether

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Rodgers playing behind it and running for his life all season would be p funny

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Danny LaFever posted:

I'm picturing lamar going to deep to Hollywood brown and him dropping it.

Then picturing it to Jamo or Chark... and them also dropping it.

A Hollywood Brown is what Lamar leaves behind in the visitor's locker room after playing the Rams

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Yeah that's why it would be extremely funny if they signed him and it was a disaster

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Harrison Smith definitely had a good season, it would suck to see him go. Z did not - he started strong and did virtually nothing down the stretch.

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Fingers crossed. It could really help Cine to have Smith around for another season or two, and it doesn't seem like he's slowing down all that much.

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Pops Mgee posted:

Green Bay taking clay off the cafeteria menu was the final straw

Hell, he's going to demand the Jets sign Clay Matthews and make him a captain

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Darth Brooks posted:

The Jets are going to sign Aaron's entire wish list and then he's going to refuse to go there because that's the whiniest, most petulant thing he can do.

Ruining the Jets' season by tricking them into signing a bunch of old, washed up receivers and declining the trade, simultaneously ruining the Packers' season by refusing to leave and being their old, washed up quarterback? I can respect it

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play


Bears fans clicking that link very nervously

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play


:yeah:

Even with Flores on staff, I feel like the defense could very well have gotten worse overall next year without Harrison back there

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

This could be good. I thought he was good when he was with the Lions. No idea how he did with the Broncos.

I was just making a dumb joke about Jimmy Graham coming out of retirement

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Gonz posted:

What if Aaron Rodgers retired and moved to some monastery to hang out with Ra’s al-Ghul or something?

Snubbing his friend Rasul Douglas to hang out with Ra's al-Ghul

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

SirPablo posted:

https://twitter.com/TheVikingsWire/status/1640096494656077824?s=20

Impressed they are saying no to buying more years with Kirk.

Lol there are just a few people in the replies saying "this is a bad idea!" and their timelines are full of right wing bullshit. Fundies love Kirk

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

HootTheOwl posted:

He was unvaxxed right and had to have a screen and seperation?
Unlike Rogers who was unvaxxed but ate the clay.
Yes he was a lot more upfront about his moral repulsiveness than Rodgers. It made chuds love him even more

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Yeah. I don’t “respect” Kirk for his reactionary regressive views, but I disrespect Rodgers more for lying about it.

Yeah it's this for me. There's nothing to respect in Kirk's dipshittery, but for Rodgers to be even worse and more weasely is quite a feat

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

IcePhoenix posted:

Cousins to the 49ers

Lamar to the Vikings

Make it happen Kwesi

They do have a recent track record of fully guaranteed QB contracts

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

MJeff posted:

Hey Minnesota people, how's Nickelodeon Universe, any good?

I haven't been but apparently the roller coasters are way better than they were back when it was Camp Snoopy

This but the smell of the sugar beet factories along the ND border

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Western MN is also where we keep most of the racism. Better to steer clear.

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

The Packers should pick a QB to sit and learn behind Jordan Love. It's never too early to get your QB of the future

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

I will not be Googling what Skoronski actually looks like but based on this thread I'm imagining a giant dude with little baby arms that barely go down to his belly button

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

I don't pay attention to college but I'm not mad the Vikings got a receiver. As bad as the defense was last year the offensive production was also really inconsistent so an upgrade from Thielen should make a big difference. If they can patch up the defense with a better scheme and last year's injuries coming back it could be a better short term solution than rolling the dice on yet another CB

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Joy Division were right, Love is tearing us apart :(

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

SKULL.GIF posted:

The price for swapping #9 to #1 was a quality starter, a second, and a future first and second. If Love is bad enough that the Packers are deciding to cut bait and move on after one single season, the Packers are going to have a top 10 pick plus the Jets pick. They'll be able to offer enough to move up to #2 even if the #1 team doesn't want to give up their pick of the two QBs.

There might be other teams that also want the #2 pick and can trade for it, OP. The team that has the #2 pick might also want it

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play


This is really embarrassing

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1655623505176670225

Lions gonna do some Madden stuff for their schedule release this year, I guess.

I'd expect NFL Blitz, tbh

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

IcePhoenix posted:

Recommendation #1: get out before it's too late

:emptyquote:

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

I have great faith in 9/11

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Sataere posted:

Hendon Hooker is the poo poo. If he was 25 years old coming off a torn ACL, he would've been a first rounder.

I've got some exciting news for you about his age and recent injury history

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Scipiotik posted:

It's going to be glorious now that he's been revealed to be full of poo poo and some real non football journos start to dig into him and probably discover some real weird stuff.

Are you talking about Kirk, because we've known about that weird stuff for a while now

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

SirPablo posted:

So Lambeau is or is not a pisshole?

It's in Green Bay, Wisconsin, so by definition,

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

SirPablo posted:

Rank of NFCN teams by parent city desirability.

Vikings
Bears
Lions
Packers

:hmmyes:

MJeff posted:

Minneapolis has a mall with a theme park in it, I tentatively will accept it being on top unless somebody tells me the mall and the theme park are in fact, cringe and suck.

The theme park mall is mostly for tourists but we've got a lot of parks and the closest thing to state-level socialism anywhere in the country so that stuff is cool

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Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

ZombieCrew posted:

At least Chicago and Detroit have pizza styles. Minneapolis has *checks notes* ...Lutefisk.

Hey there is a Minnesota-style pizza. It's thin crust with bog-standard ingredients, cut into squares instead of normal slices for no particular reason, and it loving sucks.

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

That said, Minneapolis is without question the city I would choose to live in if I couldn't live in Chicago.

If I couldn't live in Minneapolis I'd probably shoot for Chicago so :respek:

Dexo posted:

"Rockford is only so violent because the Thugs™ from Chicago come there and ruin that great city" - poo poo I heard all the time when growing up in Rockford.

Back in the 90s and early 2000s, local right wing talk radio guys here blamed all the crime on "people from Chicago" too. Even as a kid I knew it was a dogwhistle. In recent years I think they've dropped the pretense.

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Parallelwoody posted:

Some pizza ranking list awarded the best detroit style pizza to a couple places outside of Michigan. I think one was in Texas and the other in Ohio.

Via 313 in Austin is legitimately incredible poo poo. I've only ever had that and Jet's and it's much better (though pricier) than Jet's.

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

If the Vikings won the super bowl I would be released from the need to watch football forever, I would love that

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

xbilkis posted:

Broke rear end McCaskeys realized they might not get money and tax breaks from Cook County so they’re pretending they might actually go to Naperville instead

https://twitter.com/kpowell720/status/1664710862362296321

Feels like you don’t really have that much leverage when you play this card after investing $200m to buy the Arlington Heights site, but what do I know

Hearing all of this in Tim Heidecker's voice as Decker

E: the statement, not your post

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Skol Vikings, imo

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

GNU Order posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odwj5R1JUT8&t=415s timestamped @ 6:50

Doug and OB postgames were therapeutic and way more entertaining than watching the team most weeks

DOUG! DOUG! DOUG! THEY CAN'T RUN THE drat BALL!

This is amazing. These two guys agree with each other so hard that they're on the verge of beating the poo poo out of each other over it

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Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Hey they still might, some of that stuff would play great in Waukesha

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