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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



:firstpost:

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



re: Jackson coming to Detroit; it’d be cool as hell but I would feel terrible for Goff and I’d be real fuckin sweaty about Jackson getting hurt immediately

Jamaal has to come back after everything he did and becoming the next Barry Sanders. If this team ever gets rid of him I’ll be sad as all hell

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Has it ever happened in the NFL where players take less than they could get elsewhere for rings? Iirc that’s how the Wings had such an all star team in like… 2002 or 2004 when we had Hašek

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1635283480992153602?s=20

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




Noooooo gently caress meeeeeeee

My first jersey was gonna be Jamaal :(

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I’m depressed

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I’m all for players getting their bag, especially Jamaal, but for the love of god take a one or two year lower deal and let’s get some fuckin rings

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I should note I have no idea what I’m talking about and am very selfish

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



tinstaach posted:

Not really!

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1636142974164692995

Are Montgomery's next 3 years really going to be 50% more valuable than his?

WHAT THE gently caress

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I knowwwww but I want both of them instead of Montgomery and Swift :saddowns:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



IcePhoenix posted:

I know he's cool but is Jamaal like really good at anything that isn't short yardage because his stats sure don't show it

e: this is more directed at the people wondering why he got paid "so little" when I look at his numbers and think "yeah that's probably about right for an RB like that"

What other RB is Swag Kazekage?

Checkmate :smug:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Sataere posted:

I do. Inject this into my veins.

Same

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




:sigh:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



https://twitter.com/MikeTriplett/status/1636786763296546817?s=20

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



tinstaach posted:

It would be funny, on-brand, and absolutely heartbreaking if GMBH and MCDC build a respectable defense in Detroit only for Goff to turn back into 2019-21 Jared Goff

Is there cap space for Lamar assuming we threw a ton of draft picks their way

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Cued in and queued up: the updated poast

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Gonz posted:

brb gonna go buy this



Link to the sweater tia

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I read some gossip somewhere, probably reddit, that Jamaal’s agent was being greedy so Detroit said ok imma take this same offer and go fishing and welp

I can’t find it now but that would make a lot more sense

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



YOLOsubmarine posted:

Ah, those dastardly agents trying to get their clients paid real money before they’re forced to retire at 30 because their joints don’t work anymore.

I should have put “greedy” in quotes because I was memory quoting what I had read, but yeah you’re absolutely correct

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



This free agency has been insane for Detroit , holy poo poo

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




poo poo :sigh:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1640365448872206336?s=20

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



MJeff posted:

Naps make it harder to get a full night's sleep later! YOU FOOL!

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status...ingawful.com%2F

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Guy A. Person posted:

Same, let them win before the Bears dynasty activates

Knowing the little bit I know about the bears as an org, my gut reaction to this statement is that this requires more faith to believe in than faith to believe the Lions will win the NFC, or the superbowl

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



ZombieCrew posted:

The bears are 1-1 in superbowls. The lions have to overcome 60 years of dysfunction. I dont have any hate for the lions and i want them to win (just a little), but they havent won a championship since 1957 and have never appeared in a superbowl.

The bears really just hosed up when they canned lovie and jerry angelo. I didnt like jerry much then, but i learned to appreciate him more after the series of fuckups they hired after him.

Wasn’t that roughly around when the kids took over running the org?

Maybe I’m misunderstanding or over extrapolating, but as I understood it it was the failsons that started the descent into madness

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



tinstaach posted:

Hello! I think they should trade it to the Lions for pick #194. Thanks

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Smoke green, snort white, can’t read can’t write :colbert:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Lady Radia posted:

hahaha omg how have i never heard this

The key was partying at U of M instead of state

There weren’t many parties lol

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Abugadu posted:

Synchs up well to Blink-182’s All the Small Things.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Rectal Placenta posted:

Strange, my scientific research clearly shows the University of Wisconsin is cool and good :colbert:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Reminder modern cars are phasing out the AM tuner, which is why I’m assuming they have FM stuff now

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



With the transition to EVs I can safely say it won’t take long

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Weren’t cephus and Moore both pretty important players?

For me to recognise their names strikes me as this being incredibly bad news

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Can’t have poo poo in Detroit

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



a lot that im reading is speculating that jamo's suspention will get pled? down to 2-3

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Well poo poo

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Lmao

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



What the gently caress is happening?!?!

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



To be incredibly honest I don’t know what is happening other than I thought they were picking D’andre. I’m not sure if the pick was good or bad :shobon:

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