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its been a big year for MS 13 and I wanted to personally reach out to everyone
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Mar 3, 2023 19:07
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"I hold myself personally responsible, thats why im not taking my bonus this quarter; but im definitely doubling it next quarter"
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Mar 3, 2023 19:19
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"your bonuses are cut but like revenue and profits are at an all time high the duality of man lol"
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Mar 3, 2023 19:29
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"pizza party for ~75% of you in the big conference room!"
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Mar 3, 2023 19:32
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"just wanted to reach out with a general update regarding yearly bonuses"
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Mar 3, 2023 19:33
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This year we saw profits increase by 30%, overall costs decreased 15%. I am very proud of you all. To celebrate please enjoy some coffee and donuts located in the kitchen. Greg CEO, father, baseball coach 
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Mar 3, 2023 19:38
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AnimeIsTrash posted:This year we saw profits increase by 30%, overall costs decreased 15%. I am very proud of you all. *follow up email from hr with the schedule of which departments can get the coffee and donuts at which times*
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Mar 3, 2023 19:39
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rotor posted:its been a big year for MS 13 and I wanted to personally reach out to everyone
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Mar 3, 2023 19:56
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*Talks about all the business units except IT. *talks about how great everything is going. “oh by the way, we’re closing the office 15 minutes early on Friday. enjoy that extra time with your families”
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Mar 3, 2023 19:58
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Cat Face Joe posted:*follow up email from hr with the schedule of which departments can get the coffee and donuts at which times* 5 minutes later you get an email saying all donuts have run out
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Mar 3, 2023 21:20
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please donate donuts if you would like them
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Mar 3, 2023 21:22
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KidDynamite posted:"your bonuses are cut but like revenue and profits are at an all time high the duality of man lol" "we are doing this now so we don't have to do this later, because the projections are bad." "unfortunately no we can't show you because as a public company the shareholders need to be informed first"
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Mar 3, 2023 21:54
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it’s mental health week and i just want to remind everyone that ideating suicide is against company policy
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Mar 4, 2023 16:36
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while on my sabbatical in europe i gave a lot of thought to what we are as a company. we’ll be embarking on an exciting journey of redefining the spirit of our team. i’ve hired culture consultants and have sent invites to a 4 hour kickoff seminar
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Mar 4, 2023 16:43
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AnimeIsTrash posted:This year we saw profits increase by 30%, overall costs decreased 15%. I am very proud of you all. lol
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rotor posted:its been a big year for MS 13 and I wanted to personally reach out to everyone lol
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