It's a Choose Your Own Dave Thomas Adventure!

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Choose Wisely:

1.

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# ? Mar 4, 2023 17:20

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# ? May 6, 2024 00:15

baka of lathspell

ill go with the one wearing a hat

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# ? Mar 4, 2023 17:30

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baka fwocka fwame posted:

ill go with the one wearing a hat

Excellent choice! The Crocus Behemoth glowers at you benevolently as sweet licks of proto punk, art punk, and post punk wash over you.

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# ? Mar 4, 2023 17:38

biosterous

i choose 1, i am hoping to enter the meat nightmare dimension

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he/him

# ? Mar 4, 2023 17:55

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biosterous posted:

i choose 1, i am hoping to enter the meat nightmare dimension

No corners cut for you I see! Better get to work on those...GRILL SKILLZ!

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# ? Mar 4, 2023 18:02

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(This is where I admit I started this thread with no idea of what I was doing so we're gonna kind of figure this out as we go along)

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# ? Mar 4, 2023 18:03

Manifisto

> inventory

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 4, 2023 18:24

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Manifisto posted:

> inventory

Error: You must first select your Dave Thomas.

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# ? Mar 4, 2023 19:11

baka of lathspell

can i pet my new dave thomas or am i dave thomas

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# ? Mar 4, 2023 20:52

baka of lathspell

i think hes my dave thomas so im adding his entry to the davedex

quote:

A highly accomplished singer & player of instruments such as the melodeon, Dave Thomas after fronting bands such as rocket from the tombs and Pere Ubu now wears a hat and resembles Terry Pratchett

(research skills mine)

Maybe I can fight a gym leader?

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# ? Mar 4, 2023 20:57

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Which is the wizard class?

# ? Mar 4, 2023 21:43

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baka fwocka fwame posted:

can i pet my new dave thomas or am i dave thomas

Hm... let's say you can pet him.

baka fwocka fwame posted:

i think hes my dave thomas so im adding his entry to the davedex

(research skills mine)

Maybe I can fight a gym leader?

Also, you are correct. Add that to your Davidex

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 04:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

1. nothing wrong with me

# ? Mar 5, 2023 05:06

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Areola Grande posted:

1. nothing wrong with me

You wake up. A breakfast baconator in your hand and Dave Thomas' sweet smile in the corners of your memory.

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 05:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

You wake up. A breakfast baconator in your hand and Dave Thomas' sweet smile in the corners of your memory.

go on

# ? Mar 5, 2023 05:37

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

>give ketchup packet to direwolf

# ? Mar 5, 2023 05:53

baka of lathspell

>pets dave thomas

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 05:57

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Buttchocks posted:

>give ketchup packet to direwolf

Error: Dave Thomas not selected

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 05:58

biosterous

> show dave thomas to the kitchen, and ask him to make a burger

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:16

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biosterous posted:

> show dave thomas to the kitchen, and ask him to make a burger

DAVE THOMAS rolls up his sleeves, and starts squaring the beef.

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# ? Feb 28, 2024 02:38

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You think back to your dreams. DAVE THOMAS appeared to you in a misty, beefy haze (probably chili). He beckoned to you. In your ear he whispered to you the secret of a new amazing burger creation. But alas! Upon waking the ingredients and methods were lost! Perhaps a BREAKFAST BACONATOR would help jog your memory?

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# ? Feb 28, 2024 02:43

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# ? May 6, 2024 00:15

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

You think back to your dreams. DAVE THOMAS appeared to you in a misty, beefy haze (probably chili). He beckoned to you. In your ear he whispered to you the secret of a new amazing burger creation. But alas! Upon waking the ingredients and methods were lost! Perhaps a BREAKFAST BACONATOR would help jog your memory?

I can p much guarantee ranch was in there somewhere :hmmyes:

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# ? Feb 28, 2024 03:47

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