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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

prepared meal delivery company that uses ai/ml to spit out recipes

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

an ai/ml slide deck generator for vc pitches, coupled with consulting services for moving money to shadowy overseas shell companies

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

figma for dogs

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
executive relocation services to belize

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

slightly irrelevant in this decade, but: cgi-bin as a service

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

consulting services for how to pivot from metaverse to language learning models

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Tinder but for dogs

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
App that kills you instantly when you use it

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014
Lead generation for paid forums

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
streaming meta service that
combines many subscriptions into one

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
AI cakefart video generator with ML engine to find people who will pay for them

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Buck Turgidson posted:

Tinder but for dogs

someone did that already i think

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

how about tinder but for cookie + milk pairings

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



an app that uses ai/ml perfectly pair spaghetti and coffee

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



union busting

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

A company that makes cool cyber implants that let you hack doors or tells you the likelihood of hitting something with your gun

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

a startup that wants to build the torment nexus

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
a white glove storage service that will warehouse your collection of funco pops and or anime figurines or whatever else but on demand for a fee will break them all out of storage and set them up in a dedicated display room for you to visit and photograph. they also accept their address as delivery location when you buy more from ebay and automatically add to your storage.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
AWS Glacier for physical objects

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

rotor posted:

AWS Glacier for physical objects

this already exists, its my wife's dang closet!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



rotor posted:

AWS Glacier for physical objects

WCW glacier for physical objects

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

rotor posted:

AWS Glacier for physical objects

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
an app that tells you when it’s safe to fart

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
an app for your phone

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
charging a subscription for something you used to pay once for

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
tinder for furniture

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ebay or craigslist etc except presented as a feed like instagram and it uses AI to prey on your indulgences

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
uber but for bitcoins

a drone that delivers bad news

self-driving hot dog carts

porn as a service onlyfans

an ai that makes your posts good

elon musk bad sci-fi idea but also with nazis

cloud tape drive

mastodon server with real people on it

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

echinopsis posted:

ebay or craigslist etc except presented as a feed like instagram and it uses AI to prey on your indulgences

This is pure evil lol

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



80s cisco routers but on modern hardware and a new bespoke operating system with the required marketing gibberish on top to make it sellable

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

a new startup is looking for a nerd to do all the work while the four current employees (CEO, CTO, CFO, CIO) schmooze with VCs

pay is in stock only

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

going to put in a ton of hard work developing something genuinely useful, with the business plan of putting it all on github for free, ostensibly selling support, eventually accepting a low-ball offer from amazon to maintain their whitelabel fork of the thing.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
a team of extremely capable nerds looking for an idea guy to tell us what to build. are you the next steve jobs? we’re hiring

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

communications firm that specializes in helping you let people know you're coming out of stealth mode

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
AI that monitors your company's email communications to make sure everyone is using marketing approved signatures.

InternetOfTwinks
Apr 2, 2011

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad
money laundering as a service

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


InternetOfTwinks posted:

money laundering as a service

wirecard already did this

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buck Turgidson posted:

This is pure evil lol

nzs version is called trademe and it’s always bothered me that you can save some search terms of things you might want, but then get 5 different emails with the most recent items

like, let me make more specific searches, including upper and lower price limits, proximity preference, etc etc and then give it to me as a single feed

don’t make me do all the hard work ffs

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

the canadian one is called kijiji and they have email reminders but they’re massively delayed. though if you set up a custom search, there’s an rss feed available, so you just need to add them all to feedly or whatever and you end up getting notified within minutes of new listings. when I worked from home and was addicted to buying camera and stereo gear, I snagged a lot of amazing deals because I was able to just up and leave work to drive across the city at any moment’s notice

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Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

Web3 data messaging <-> fax proxy service

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