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a dating app but if you get banned for sending a dickpick or w/e you pay a $100 fine
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# ? May 6, 2024 04:18 |
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a dating app where dick pics are required on your profile. ladies have the option to hide or show them by default
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:43 |
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a dating app where you can buy red titles for others
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:45 |
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polyester concept posted:the canadian one is called kijiji and they have email reminders but they’re massively delayed. though if you set up a custom search, there’s an rss feed available, so you just need to add them all to feedly or whatever and you end up getting notified within minutes of new listings. when I worked from home and was addicted to buying camera and stereo gear, I snagged a lot of amazing deals because I was able to just up and leave work to drive across the city at any moment’s notice there’s also regional specific services like usedvictoria
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 17:22 |
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a startup that turns using various objects in your house into paid subscription services w/ flaky servers
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 17:50 |
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PaaS but for dogs
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:01 |
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An app for self-driving cars that makes them continuously circle the block while you're at the restaurant, so you never have to pay for parking.
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 21:47 |
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SaaS that makes massive SEO blog spam, but the site designs all have bold skeumorphic design language also: Space Whale posted:Lead generation for paid forums
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 22:15 |
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A subscription-based hydroponic system that lets you grow turnips and potatoes, but nothing else
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 23:54 |
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Poopernickel posted:A subscription-based hydroponic system that lets you grow turnips and potatoes, but nothing else hydropotnips dot com motherfucker, do you speak it???
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 00:00 |
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potnips.io: get nipped for $74.97/mo* *requires potnips grow-pod, sold separately for $385.21
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 00:56 |
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app for weed delivery that automatically brings cheetos and muffuns and whatever else ttoo
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 01:08 |
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app for cheetos delivery but the delivery driver will sell you weed _guaranteed_
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 06:12 |
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airbnb but for shoes
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 06:41 |
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Uber but for debt collection
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 08:00 |
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Bloody posted:Uber but for debt collection that’s called driving for uber
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 08:09 |
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Kazinsal posted:80s cisco routers but on modern hardware and a new bespoke operating system with the required marketing gibberish on top to make it sellable pretty close to https://oxide.computer
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 08:23 |
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airbnb for uber drivers
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 08:25 |
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rent-seeking on the blockchain
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 08:26 |
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forum where you have to pay to post
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 11:09 |
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ar thing that lets you try tattoos or haircuts or whatever, you can do it in real-time with a camera or ask it to generate images with stablediffusion inpainting or whatever the gently caress monetisation strategy: pay alt girls to post thirst traps on instagram with the app, get elon to buy the app for $15 billion or w/e so he can attempt to creep on the girls, cut them in for big cash when the deal closes and and then we and they can mercilessly mock elon forevermore
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 11:13 |
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televisions that aren't smart for less than industrial $4000 units
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 11:14 |
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A connected toilet paper dispenser that only works with DRM'd toilet paper pods. Refills are ordered automatically
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 12:20 |
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a smart fridge that monitors the contents and lets you order replacements automatically. i'm sure everyone will want it this time...
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 16:08 |
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Progressive JPEG posted:televisions that aren't smart for less than industrial $4000 units agreed lol. I found my 32 inch Sony Bravia for free on the side of the road and it does the needful, the only smart stuff is my Apple TV and homepod
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 19:06 |
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Sagebrush posted:An app for self-driving cars that makes them continuously circle the block while you're at the restaurant, so you never have to pay for parking. fuckin genius
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 20:19 |
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an ai that posts on social media asking for startup ideas and then patents them immediately
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 20:27 |
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Sagebrush posted:An app for self-driving cars that makes them continuously circle the block while you're at the restaurant, so you never have to pay for parking. an app where users can pool their self-driving cars together and use them to fill up all the free parking spots and then sell the spaces to people.
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:26 |
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Progressive JPEG posted:televisions that aren't smart for less than industrial $4000 units this but every appliance.
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 23:01 |
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A lottery syndicate app except when one of the syndicates you're managing wins, you abscond with the winnings and live like a king in a non-extradition country
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 02:45 |
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Coal Rolling as a Service
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 02:46 |
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Buck Turgidson posted:A lottery syndicate app except when one of the syndicates you're managing wins, you abscond with the winnings and live like a king in a non-extradition country
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 03:11 |
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an app that fabricates hockey stick-shaped graphs for founders to use in their vc pitch decks
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 03:27 |
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uber for handjobs
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 03:38 |
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Achmed Jones posted:uber for handjobs Oh nice, your mom got her series A?
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 04:00 |
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pretty sure she started with series D
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:09 |
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"better VC than VD" - jones family motto
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:29 |
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Healthcare startup that partners with big companies to write prescriptions for adderall for their software devs
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 19:46 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 04:18 |
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gacha game for healthcare providers sure you may want the mayo clinic but looks like you only pulled an under funder rural hospital. mrsa is pretty manageable nowadays.
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