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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

An AI powered dick pick filter

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Not hot dog

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

barkbell posted:

facebook but for dogs

dog Facebook but for cats

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
hot dog no bun

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

akadajet posted:

a dating app where the pictures are all genitals sounds really bad

im pretty sure this already exists and their interface is an overlay on google maps

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

ADINSX posted:

An AI powered dick pick filter

I think this is already common practice.

https://www.cnet.com/culture/bumble-will-use-ai-to-protect-you-from-unwanted-dick-pics/

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

A financial institution in crisis, for dogs

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
Federal Dog Insurance Company

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

an app and or device for sous vide freezing (not freezing things that were sous vide, but for slowly freezing things to a specific temperature in an ice bath or whatever)

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
an app that tells you what supermarkets have diet lift in stock

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
a replacement screen assembly for a macbook that looks exactly the same minus the apple logo, so tv shows can use macs as props without using ugly stickers

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



googly eyes for your genitals

it's a tech startup cause there's an app and drm

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
freezer as a service

if you dont pay the subscription you dont get ice, or ice cream. also the meats go bad

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
a service where you pay a subscription to compost things in your house and then we haul it away and tell you we use it as fertilizer but we probably won’t.

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



sex as a service

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
subscription blimps

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
subscription iguana vocal lessons

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
dirigible ride share

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
somebody make the blimps

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



turn

off

your

monitor

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Beeftweeter posted:

subscription blimps

hell yes

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy

Achmed Jones posted:

turn

off

your

monitor

a free monitor that is always on and plays ads and you have to say "McDonalds" to turn it off

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
salt as a service (SaaS)

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
an ai-powered app that plays this at full volume at completely inappropriate times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27evSVwjzzI

with an in-app purchase subscription to make it play it at appropriate times also

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Beeftweeter posted:

dirigible ride share

Your mum doesn't need an app :xd:

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

a white glove storage service that will warehouse your collection of funco pops and or anime figurines or whatever else but on demand for a fee will break them all out of storage and set them up in a dedicated display room for you to visit and photograph. they also accept their address as delivery location when you buy more from ebay and automatically add to your storage.

subscription-based fractional reserve lending of funko pops

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

echinopsis posted:

ebay or craigslist etc except presented as a feed like instagram and it uses AI to prey on your indulgences

isn't this FB Marketplace already?

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof
wordle but for dogs

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

A car that drives itself

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

The Management posted:

a service where you pay a subscription to compost things in your house and then we haul it away and tell you we use it as fertilizer but we probably won’t.

the joke was that this is actually a thing

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2023-01-17/this-startup-wants-to-redirect-your-food-waste-to-feed-animals

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

A machine that makes all kinds of different soups with the touch of a button (non recyclable single use soup pods sold separately) (soup pods contain regular canned soup in a proprietary format)

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

a company that produces something ethically, has a good relationship with its workers union, and sells quality products at a fair price

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
an obs studio plugin that replaces live video featuring competitor products with the sponsor product using ai fuckery so you can't even tell they don't eat doritos

streamers are paid for product placement that doesn't involve the product

N.Z.'s Champion fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Mar 14, 2023

Neslepaks
Sep 3, 2003

git apologist posted:

a company that produces something ethically, has a good relationship with its workers union, and sells quality products at a fair price

most unrealistic idea so far

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
an app that plays right wing propaganda for dogs

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

a subscription service that sends you five tubes of artisnal toothpaste per month

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
wikipedia for dogs

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


blue apron but you send the ingredients in and we’ll drat well try to send you a cooked meal back

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
gourmet kibble delivery

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
this thread has gone to the dogs :c00l:

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