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that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
Like an OF model, but to live well forever and not just in my beauty years. Can anyone relate?

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
OP just dancing around jangling his grandpa balls all over the internet hoping to get paid lol

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Nooner posted:

OP just dancing around jangling his grandpa balls all over the internet hoping to get paid lol

sorry OP some people just have to work and you're one of them

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
Unless your name is Kirk Johnson, you might have trouble with this aspiration.

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit

Nooner posted:

OP just dancing around jangling his grandpa balls all over the internet hoping to get paid lol

Does GBS have idiot kings?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

that g ova there posted:

Does GBS have idiot kings?

There's a fancy hat but I don't know if he's really a king

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Smugworth posted:

There's a fancy hat but I don't know if he's really a king

hot cocoa is an IK

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

that g ova there posted:

Does GBS have idiot kings?

no.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

MrQwerty posted:

hot cocoa is an IK

Never heard of em

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:

Unless your name is Kirk Johnson, you might have trouble with this aspiration.

Kirk didn't even get paid. It was a passion project.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Sounds like work. gently caress that.

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

"if donations reach $100,000, the next time I will spread my rear end in a top hat an inch wider!"

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

those lemonparty guys were makin bank til the day they died

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

The Butcher posted:

Kirk didn't even get paid. It was a passion project.

For the love of the game.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


that g ova there posted:

Like an OF model, but to live well forever and not just in my beauty years. Can anyone relate?

Just make a whole bunch of content all at once OP and drip release it until you die. Easy.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Post your rear end OP and I will let you know if you have a future in the rear end shaking game.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Looks like you're already at least :10bux: down, OP, so you'd better get hustling that much harder

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

istewart posted:

Looks like you're already at least :10bux: down, OP, so you'd better get hustling that much harder

Easy, I will pay OP :10bux: to post a pic of their butt with a cigar sticking out and they have to post it with the caption "Nice post... for me to poop on!"

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I haven't worked since the 2011 office christmas party orgy, because even though I was present at the 2011 office christmas party orgy I did not participate in the 2011 office christmas party orgy even though I secretly orchestrated the 2011 office christmas party orgy and took some photographs of the 2011 office christmas party orgy. They still pay me.

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit

PinheadSlim posted:

Easy, I will pay OP :10bux: to post a pic of their butt with a cigar sticking out and they have to post it with the caption "Nice post... for me to poop on!"

I have a female butt so it's worth far more than $10 bucks. If I was idiot king I'd give you a 6hr for pimping.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


that g ova there posted:

I have a female butt so it's worth far more than $10 bucks. If I was idiot king I'd give you a 6hr for pimping.

Just got to keep working at it, you'll be a king someday.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

that g ova there posted:

I have a female butt so it's worth far more than $10 bucks. If I was idiot king I'd give you a 6hr for pimping.

Imo if anything I'm a John, or whatever the famale equivalent is. A Jane, probably. For goon rear end.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Goon rear end is like fly amanita. Pretty. Iconic fairytale stuff. But if you eat it, game over

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sex work is work buddeh, Kirk Johnson spent decades perfecting his skillset

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Colonel Cancer posted:

Sex work is work buddeh, Kirk Johnson spent decades perfecting his skillset

You don't become a master of your craft by sitting back and resting on your non-existent laurels

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



don't post your rear end, that ship has sailed, nobody makes money doing that anymore

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Yeah I wish I could jerk if for a living too, OP. How fascinating.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
It's a calling

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

You don't become a master of your craft by sitting back and resting on your non-existent laurels

i thought they were called glutes

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Mozi posted:

i thought they were called glutes

:drat:

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
whats the point in showing your rear end if nobody's going to eat it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that g ova there posted:

Like an OF model, but to live well forever and not just in my beauty years. Can anyone relate?

pics or it didn't happen

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'll be your sugar daddy OP. Although I'm broke too so you'll have to accept sugar substitutes.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'll be your sugar daddy OP. Although I'm broke too so you'll have to accept sugar substitutes.

I also have an rear end and accept EBT credits

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'll be your sugar daddy OP. Although I'm broke too so you'll have to accept sugar substitutes.

Are you set to inherit land anytime soon? That's an alternative to being cash low right now.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that g ova there posted:

Are you set to inherit land anytime soon? That's an alternative to being cash low right now.

look, the collective of GBS has about $3.78 put together. Is that enough?
It might take us a day or two to make it liquid

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


that g ova there posted:

Are you set to inherit land anytime soon? That's an alternative to being cash low right now.

No there is 0 chance I will inherit any land in my life. I might inherit an condo in a senior community though...

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I believe this is called "being a twitch streamer"

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Junk posted:

whats the point in showing your rear end if nobody's going to eat it

you have to "get" instagram

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if i was a woman i would be a loving millionaire just showing my poosay and feet all drat day to anyone. deal with it, sexists

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