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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Hell Yeah posted:

if i was a woman i would be a loving millionaire just showing my poosay and feet all drat day to anyone. deal with it, sexists

no question. it's basically easy mode

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

sexy rear end women crying themselves to sleep, thinking of the men who judge them for showing their rear end in a top hat, wiping their tears with hundred dollar bills

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

thank god for women who show their naked boobs. they are and have always been unironically sacred figures

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
does that woman who has a titty hanging out for the French Revolution count?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Hell Yeah posted:

if i was a woman i would be a loving millionaire just showing my poosay and feet all drat day to anyone. deal with it, sexists

Seems like all that's stopping you is some eye shadow and a pair of snips

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
we're not counting your mom Mumpy please stop bringing up her unitit

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Private Cumshoe posted:

we're not counting your mom Mumpy please stop bringing up her unitit

You should count my mom. She is a wonderful woman. A librarian to grade school children for years

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Hey OP, I’ll pay you $5.99 for you to shave your gooch and post it here.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
She's a good shusher too?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

The librarian in my public school had really hairy toes and a predilection for sandals.

She was pretty rad and rolled with the jokes, totally great lady.

naem
May 29, 2011

I don’t believe I’ve ever had beauty years

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

naem posted:

I don’t believe I’ve ever had beauty years

you've always been beautiful to me naem

naem
May 29, 2011

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you've always been beautiful to me naem

:c00lbutt:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i count your mom. among the women i've f*ckd :twisted:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
big fan of sex workers, aggressively pro sex work, keep it safe and legal, gently caress the Nordic model

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'll be your sugar daddy OP. Although I'm broke too so you'll have to accept sugar substitutes.

I think that's called aspartame daddy. Sucralose daddy if lots of farting is involved

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
xylitol daddy: everything about it

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Op, get a mail order partner and post links to your personal pornhub sex vids in the PYF unpopular opinions thread.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
I’m gonna set up a side hustle showing financially illiterate camgirls how to invest their butthole bux into index funds and about compound interest.

For but a wee fee, I’ll basically put your jizz dosh into VTSAX so you’re not doing lowballed street working just to keep the lights on once you’re no longer young and pretty enough to separate fools from money with a couple of jpegs.

(This may sound exploitative or like fiscal pimpery, but please keep in mind this is basically what 99% of investment advisors do.)

Also, I read somewhere that the amount of revenue it takes to be a “top” OF girl is like absurdly low and it doesn’t mean at all what it sounds like, sort of like being a “bestselling” book. I think it only takes a few hundred or something to be in the top 30%. Lots of women putting their buttholes on the internet in perpetuity for what amounts to no real long term gain. Sort of like a MLM with gaping.

bloodysabbath fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Mar 5, 2023

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
My parents' neighbors' daughter used to have a sweet side gig where she would sell her used, sweaty socks to foot fetishists. Maybe you could look into that, OP. No rear end showing required.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

The General posted:

Post your feet OP and I will let you know if you have a future in the feet shaking game.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

The librarian in my public school had really hairy toes and a predilection for sandals.

She was pretty rad and rolled with the jokes, totally great lady.

hairy toes = good circulation

lemme comb them stompers :heysexy:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Hell Yeah posted:

if i was a woman i would be a loving millionaire just showing my poosay and feet all drat day to anyone. deal with it, sexists

:same:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

olives black posted:

lemme comb them stompers :heysexy:

Welp, I'm upset

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Welp, I'm upset

we are all here to console you SilvergunSuperman

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

we are all here to console you SilvergunSuperman

Look man I'm a hot ticket but try to keep your hardon for me at least smaller than your av's

tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots

Nooner posted:

OP just dancing around jangling his grandpa balls all over the internet hoping to get paid lol

op is john mcafee?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

u could start a YouTube channel where u talk weekly about rear end showing techniques, the best places to show rear end, review other rear end showings etc n get rich, op

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Chief McHeath posted:

u could start a YouTube channel where u talk weekly about feet showing techniques, the best places to show feet, review other feet showings etc n get rich, op

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Look man I'm a hot ticket but try to keep your hardon for me at least smaller than your av's

you are so cute. that hard on in my avatar isn't for you

nom epique
Apr 24, 2022

by VideoGames
OnlyFans, and indeed all pornography is depraved human trafficking

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If you don't wanna work for a living I guess you better start to live for a working

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

nom epique posted:

OnlyFans, and indeed all pornography is depraved human trafficking

Same but all labor under capitalism

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I don't wanna piss, I just want to poo poo out my rear end all day.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

nom epique posted:

OnlyFans, and indeed all pornography is depraved human trafficking

It's the same as any entertainment: A handful of mega winners, a whole lot of losers. The difference being that you can come back from trying to make it as an actor or whatever without your boss finding your gaping rear end in a top hat getting railed on the internet. You have to give it to the streaming sites, they've convinced women to exploit themselves.

A handful of streamers and stars have convinced a generation of young women that they're all going to be on easy street if they just put the goods online, and that's just not so. If you're not in the top 1% of OF girls you're basically making enough to cover your electric bill. Maybe.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I was trying to sell my bath water to weirdos with sexy pictures but nobody was going for it until I googled "sexy lady" and went to like page 3 or whatever so it wasn't so obvious. Nobody goes past page 2 when horny for sexy lady bath water.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I hope I get threatened and extorted with covidaids by my insurance company for expressing interest in playing a professional gig at a gay bar.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

i mean the title showed your rear end so what are you going after here?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I hope I get threatened and extorted with covidaids by my insurance company for expressing interest in playing a professional gig at a gay bar.

take your medicine please, use that second doctorate if you need to

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Wendigee posted:

take your medicine please, use that second doctorate if you need to

Lol it’s not that kind of doctorate sweety.

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