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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

post here 2 be absolved of ur late night naughty nummies. most of my parishioners feel more inclined 2 confess these sweet sins the day after transgressing so don't feel pressured to confess in real time although that is an option.

yob bless

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# ? Mar 4, 2023 21:54

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# ? May 12, 2024 23:26

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I ate a rosary once. How will I do my penance?

# ? Mar 4, 2023 23:24

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

I ate a rosary once. How will I do my penance?

let's start with three male hairies :pray:

:pray:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:21

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Areola Grande posted:

let's start with three male hairies

:hmmno:

Perhaps not?

BTW - the quesadilla I had last night was quite tasty. I regret nothing.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 01:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

the quesadilla I had last night was quite tasty. I regret nothing.

repent

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 01:46

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

a dorito loco taco shell with nothing inside it

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:01

baka of lathspell

it was like creme brulee flavoured popcorn last nite

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

a dorito loco taco shell with nothing inside it

admittedly a shameful choice, yet a minimal sin when compared to a quesadilla

the lord recognizes and approves of ur self control my child :blessed:

:blessed:

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

baka fwocka fwame posted:

it was like creme brulee flavoured popcorn last nite

not really a food. our little secret my son

# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:05

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

in a moment of weakness, i once ate a whole two-sleeve container of 7-11 brand oreos. i had the cookies delivered to my house and ate them all

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

your friend sk posted:

in a moment of weakness, i once ate a whole two-sleeve container of 7-11 brand oreos. i had the cookies delivered to my house and ate them all

:ughh:

how long since ur last confession

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 03:04

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Areola Grande posted:

repent

Envy is a mortal sin. Repent, lest you burn forever in taco hell. :devil:

:devil:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 03:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

Envy is a mortal sin. Repent, lest you burn forever in taco hell.

:mods:

we got us a heretic here :dogwhistle:

:dogwhistle:

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 03:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

https://youtu.be/Plei9_m1Yc8

do not covet thy neighbor's noodle

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 03:50

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Areola Grande posted:

we got us a heretic here

:hmmno:

Nah.

You're the heretic for posting a thread like this in byob :rznv:

:rznv:

:350:

:420:

:cheers:

:guinness:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 03:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

Nah.

You're the heretic for posting a thread like this in byob

I feel the same way about the taxes thread

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 03:57

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Areola Grande posted:

how long since ur last confession

confession...or confection :madmax:

:madmax:

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 04:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

your friend sk posted:

confession...or confection

:argh:

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 04:16

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Confession would be more exciting if you could only do it at midnight. And you had to covertly sneak into the church, like in a stealth game. If you get caught, the guard blows a whistle and escorts you back to the cemetery and you have to start over.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 04:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

Confession would be more exciting if you could only do it at midnight. And you had to covertly sneak into the church, like in a stealth game. If you get caught, the guard blows a whistle and escorts you back to the cemetery and you have to start over.

and there's a drunken me sitting in the shadows waiting for u every night from 11:45 to dawn basically :smithfrog:

:smithfrog:

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 04:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

the witching hour draws near. confess snacks now pls

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 06:18

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Had part of a biscuit that Bingo Bango didn't finish at dinner time. Proud of myself for not wasting food. Not ashamed.

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 07:06

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

Had part of a biscuit that Bingo Bango didn't finish at dinner time. Proud of myself for not wasting food. Not ashamed.

repent this small sin. it won't hurt you are pride

# ? Mar 5, 2023 07:42

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

yeah I went back that night to finish the Ben and Jerry's

I know I had some for dessert but I wanted more

# ? Mar 5, 2023 09:45

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Areola Grande posted:

the witching hour draws near. confess snacks now pls

i had like 2 instant ramens with instant apple flavoured sauce ln

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 15:46

Cosmik Slop: What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

I ate an entire "sharing size" Twix I got at the register at Home Depot. It was... not bad

# ? Mar 5, 2023 16:40

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I licked the midnight snack confession boot

# ? Mar 5, 2023 16:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

:baduk:

this is a den of iniquity

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 18:02

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

*flips over table of snacks*

# ? Mar 5, 2023 18:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

GoutPatrol posted:

yeah I went back that night to finish the Ben and Jerry's

I know I had some for dessert but I wanted more

I scream u scream we all scream for salvation from the flames of hell :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

let us pray :pray:

:pray:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 18:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

baka fwocka fwame posted:

i had like 2 instant ramens with instant apple flavoured sauce ln

:how:

apple ramen? wtf my son

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 18:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Cosmik Slop posted:

I ate an entire "sharing size" Twix I got at the register at Home Depot. It was... not bad

share it w/ the needy next time. during daylight hours. sheesh

# ? Mar 5, 2023 18:49

Simsmagic: im beautiful

i got home late from work last night and made instant Mac and cheese

then i was still hungry so i had a bowl of cereal

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 21:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Simsmagic posted:

i got home late from work last night and made instant Mac and cheese

then i was still hungry so i had a bowl of cereal

the lord frowns upon processed cheese food at any time of day

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 21:16

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Areola Grande posted:

apple ramen? wtf my son

i thought ur job was to dispense forgiveness -_- truly god is cruel

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 22:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

baka fwocka fwame posted:

i thought ur job was to dispense forgiveness -_- truly god is cruel

:everstrike:

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 22:16

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Granola bars: snack or sacrament?

# ? Mar 5, 2023 22:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Areola Grande posted:

the lord frowns upon processed cheese food at any time of day

also,

:blessed:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 22:33

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

when is the proper time to eat a snack, forever and ever, amen, and may god have mercy on my soul

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# ? Mar 5, 2023 23:42

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# ? May 12, 2024 23:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

when is the proper time to eat a snack, forever and ever, amen, and may god have mercy on my soul

8:30 pm is the cutoff time according 2 teh good book

:engleft:

:engleft:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 23:57

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