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Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Let's get some MAPS

https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1632444406329638912?t=jz9hrEGTHvgaKkeO-aN1Ng&s=19

Overview and weather:
https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1632444447136059393?t=Vx_YuDaKIQJhjhQa6HBfbA&s=19

https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1632444474348703744?t=5DCAgLiqGqGkRBcG7EPhkQ&s=19

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Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

E.oops

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

Btw, who are the dedicated thread iks? I don't see it mentioned in the op.

CommieGIR and Toxic Mental are the thread IKs. Also I will be here to handle things as needed as well as Tarquinn.

karmacomediansa@gmail.com if you don't have plat and want to reach me about an issue

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

FirstnameLastname posted:

?

Do you think the recruiters are *asking* the people they're recruiting and sending out to fight? They literally don't have a choice. If you refuse conscription you go to prison - where you also get conscripted.

The poster you are responding to is a resident of St Petersburg.

Look at all of this aid!

https://twitter.com/TreasChest/status/1632157106408247297?t=XsdGaym1S1hlFLU4_cQq5Q&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Let's talk about Ukraine instead of the thread :)
this is a threat

Noel update!
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632500037593845760?t=UP5ONrhXn5l3gcF66bbHcg&s=19 https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632500041309929475?t=FW32R8hgvyTcib46ILX_Kg&s=19

More M A P S

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632500046326374404?s=19
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632500049736347650?t=eJdpWAsadeYK7HJ_Nh5qOQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632500053871919104?t=wKY3LUn9KQVVXNbLUgwd6Q&s=19https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632500057235759108?t=Si2PGNar9oUL3zXXvPEjdg&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

That sounds pretty bad
Imo the one who is invading should pack up and go home and pay for the damages

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Let's not talk about k/D's and 360noscopes and whatever else when talking about an actual conflict, there are much more interesting things to talk about tia

https://twitter.com/ZOV_TV/status/1632565396229292033?t=vo11r119cXDRH-Ql54OA8w&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Isw blurb re bakhmut:

https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1632580394833924096?t=q1pYZf6Y6YFguoII0rRmhA&s=19
https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1632580397816061952?t=dxzITfVbdjQtig08K29e9g&s=19https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1632580401653772291?t=uJmuBKYaV1r3NG0YTx7Aiw&s=19

ISW conclusion: The Ukrainians are probably conducting a fighting withdrawal from Bakhmut.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Cthulu Carl posted:

Everyone wants to talk about the toilet seat, but no one wants to mention the well-maintained bucket.

That's the bucket of a man who, at the end of the day, mutters "This is my bucket. There are many like it but this one is mine" as he cleans it.

You take care of your bucket, your bucket takes care of you.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

FirstnameLastname posted:

The closest example would be WWII - but did the people in Dresden and Tokyo deserve to be firebombed? Did the child soldiers drafted in the defense of Berlin 'have it coming' too?

You're right Russia should stop fire bombing civilians.

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632685977113116672?s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012



This is literally posting about posting.

Don't do this here please.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

The leash on this thread has to be pretty short for obvious reasons. I don't think there's anyone itt openly lusting for the unequivocal death of all Russians. If you think there is, please first report the post, or message an IK, or send me an email ( KarmaComedianSA@gmail.com ) if you don't have platinum and don't want to give this website any more money instead of posting about it in the thread proper.

Content!

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632722039684431872?t=ycbYkw6fkriOvaxOY8-KfQ&s=19

Machine translation works pretty well. Here's the gist:

quote:

The members of the Stavka considered the situation in Bakhmut in particular detail. Evaluating the progress of the defense operation, the President asked questions to the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Valery Zaluzhny and the commander of the Khortytsia operational-strategic group of troops Oleksandr Syrskyi regarding further actions in the Bakhmut direction. They spoke in favor of continuing the defensive operation and further strengthening our positions in Bakhmut.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Butterfly Valley posted:

Why is it always the people who are least qualified who espouse theories of racial superiority

You have to be very dumb to believe it

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Defmon update for the day:

https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1632832960453038080?t=UXgUfzQZ9PFd_2P89Zta3w&s=19

Overview and weather:
https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1632833003146694661?t=pg3DUD3pO_Rj-uRgfPxohA&s=19
Maps!
https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1632833061976002565?t=6vwBFnUPyNDYWiPlqQy4Kw&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632863708480249860?t=pW_bzwdq3hSyKmLLnxRHSA&s=19
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632863715648327680?t=gEVL1OGBV2LdmCnFwaBerA&s=19

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632863729271406593?t=AHxzj6cW-QCXZJGYHObLow&s=19https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632863734732300294?t=VtFlrQ7VaoSLIGzd2WFv_w&s=19https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632863739199340544?t=BF2-QA5HeNG80bdqrXkwDQ&s=19https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1632863744228294656?t=wmkuChTtMBD4wRgq4BBZ8w&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Does doing that have anything to do with the war in Ukraine?

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

I'm not shitposting clearly :)

Also this is good article but cw it's heavy, some bits of interviews with combatants

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/03/13/how-russian-journalists-in-exile-are-covering-the-war-in-ukraine


after accidentally airing an interview where a Russian soldier admits to war crimes posted:

When the newscast cut back to Korostelev, an editor in the studio, whom Korostelev could hear in his earpiece, told him that the next segment was delayed. He had to fill more than a minute of airtime.

Karma Comedian fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Mar 7, 2023

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

HonorableTB posted:

I'm a Native American (muscogee creek tribe ayyy)

Stonko!

Patriots in Ukraine??
https://twitter.com/Tendar/status/1633084485892751363?s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

HonorableTB posted:

stonko! Cukoce estvmin likv?

Putin's hvtekpikv, real tradish.

fatherboxx posted:

Hooked nose

(I am serious)

So basically "Cameron"

Karma Comedian fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Mar 7, 2023

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Decrepus posted:

The once-great Britain is now cutting their squirrel meals using frozen poopknives. A shameful display.

How could the United States do this???

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

The MILES program is a good and honest program

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

More fires in Russia

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1633138707594190848?t=At4wjRKOdxeOjZFCRwDYaA&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1633185165760512000?t=To3Hji_L9lKlND5YhLaVRw&s=19
https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1633185170248351746?t=O_hxlJd0nLhgkzo73gW_AA&s=19https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1633185174857842689?t=LqE5gImxJzcjwmwQlQZk4g&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Noel's update is longer today. Here's the OP and some maps
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1633241721415794688?t=CNY6NSVSLk-hHKwsO04Itg&s=19
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1633241755746291712?t=W-tYsl35caAQ7xsmEYlelA&s=19

And some prisoners came home!
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1633135428894183427?t=8BRZPhY0u6Lt82lBCCrtsA&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Out on the town having the time of my life with my well trained and well equipped Russian army. They're just out of frame, blyating too.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Telsa Cola posted:

I think we can just call them people instead of calling them robots.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

I appreciated that Douglas Adams reference

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

rodbeard posted:

Jokes are supposed to be funny

Turn on your monitor

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Jet taboo seems to be cracking.
https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1633777296854138880?t=tw5LlJ6tIR6BMhIdObi04A&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1633810221054279680

Shoigu, see how effective my terror attacks were on the Ukrainians, I remain a master strategist, ook.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I messaged GS about this probe; Putin monkey is still allowed itt


Content: tanks!
https://twitter.com/Tendar/status/1633953836053168129?t=9iVedvqWt1pvduU91jzk_g&s=19
Planes!
https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1633900841101869104?t=FsLiLJF_cZMdgt8L3xeW6Q&s=19
Bridges!
https://twitter.com/Feher_Junior/status/1633955404383240192?t=X9bV5Ix4mSjovh2zTduNCw&s=19

To close things out, some images of rescue workers in Ukraine.
https://twitter.com/TreasChest/status/1633931298648772609?t=3PmTB-_zCvRGjcqoEBOJzg&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Ukrainian diplomacy:
https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1634182540868108290?t=Sg6ryZKqwK2b7kcljZGwjg&s=19
Russian diplomacy:
https://twitter.com/PMSimferopol/status/1634111915596173312?t=PCYmqx6p5RuTYEafNZqNOg&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Well that's not what the talking heads on twitch would want me to believe

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Noel update today:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1634330923008249863?t=t2LeNFPb5UKGd_KCv2u6ng&s=19
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1634330926464237569?t=0Tljr-MR1HRmU7vFogF3VA&s=19

MAPS
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1634330932403380226?t=RedH7CzY1H0jGnrU11aeqw&s=19https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1634330936144740358?t=PVM3ed8i7lxPZ44WRvAWWA&s=19

Russia reportedly storming Vuhledar again tonight as well.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

quote:

For the last 3 days, we have been watching how on the left bank of the Bakhmutka the Russians begin to collect civilians and take them out of the city. Their further fate is unknown. The best things they have are backpacks. From 3 to 10 people walk in columns, behind them a Rusak with a machine gun. We counted more than 30 people.

https://twitter.com/slovyanskasil/status/1634130524007481344?t=J0MIfL0te5sBPpegJkIrOw&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

I find your lack of maps disturbing.

https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1634673657552183297?t=Pj064S8d4XnNhN2mC4io8w&s=19
https://twitter.com/georgewbarros/status/1634678921160454144?t=E2-l_lS_cO6NHJbA7bGM5w&s=19https://twitter.com/georgewbarros/status/1634678925996572672?t=WCbIC1JkB_y6_gKTA-jDQw&s=19https://twitter.com/georgewbarros/status/1634678935052058625?t=-9_Un8sYAmtn-8igO2XDlw&s=19https://twitter.com/georgewbarros/status/1634678939560951809?t=I3QSXy71ayDMressb6FsXQ&s=19https://twitter.com/georgewbarros/status/1634678944241680384?t=VmZWgU1T_qbCkA1Bfs_jlg&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

I come bearing maps! Noel's update for the day:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1634838817101475841?t=tMfGakmII6mNg1qxgK7vtw&s=19https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1634838821614555138?t=DLpj-smKmqT02gwienXxOw&s=19

Also, the return of mud:
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1634849297585049601?t=H2faK9tX0ilsnep8Pazx9g&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

This seems close

https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1634638872515682305?t=IB5WOhzb8ssTaMV2Hb1CCg&s=19

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

DiomedesGodshill posted:

You know the pilots were asking/tempted to draw a dick. I'm actually surprised it doesn't happen more often. I know many USAF pilots that would gleefully draw tracking dicks.

Living the dream for us all

I can't see Ukraine thinking it's a good idea to open a second front right now


Noel update
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1635046257235492865?t=mm2SViHTFgqWb6qn8R_rvQ&s=19
Luka went to Iran
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1635046261312352256?s=19
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1635046265389191168?t=rXx462jJPCudH_sdy3lc3A&s=19

Maps:
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1635046270330093568?t=rgt9PZyRTOPwSqVlV92hPQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1635046274616692738?t=Nd9FUf2XHmiNcE71L6PzTA&s=19

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Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Isw Update
https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1635084205653917696?t=bnRfJIpIkgJTVD9TfSAWyg&s=19

The linked article is good, if a little repetitive at points. Here's a bit:

quote:

Putin will likely use Wagner’s high casualties, reports about poor morale, and war crimes to deflect from likely equal or possibly worse problems within the Russian Armed Forces. Kremlin-affiliated milbloggers have ambushed Prigozhin with interviews that exposed numerous Wagner controversies regarding the ineffectiveness and mistreatment of the Wagner convict force – likely in an effort to set conditions in the Russian information space to discredit Wagner.[42] Much of the Russian and Western coverage of Bakhmut already focuses mainly on heavy Wagner losses, allowing the MoD to cover up or downplay other losses suffered by Russian conventional forces. The revelation of high losses among Wagner convicts and mercenaries would not cause as much societal outrage as ongoing reports of casualties and mistreatment of involuntarily mobilized servicemen.

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