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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Wouldn't put a lot of stock in that, there's several European members of NATO who would not approve Ukraine joining, I think.

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




pro username change imo

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



zone posted:

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1649532657561108481
Meanwhile Russia be like "we invaded Ukraine to denazify them" :rolleye:

nah bro, they just want Lebensraum

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



GundamHealer posted:

Can’t believe you just post this out in the open. I’m sure I can dig up a Sims 3 discord it would be better hosted on



Did you say Sims 3?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1649466256930603013
Cope, seethe, and mald, you know well what your ending will be if you dare attack a NATO country.

It's a good thing that Russian propagandists don't have actual pull on Russian strategy. They won't do anything that stupid.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Tehdas posted:

Famous last words.

I'll give it an even chance that either:
1) Russia's constant baiting of NATO (the pipeline destruction, the drone harassing, etc) eventually goes too far, or
2) Ukraine suffers a serious setback, which makes it unlikely that they will ever be able to get a decent resolution to the war.

Which will cause NATO to enter the war directly. Putin is a yapping little dog, he's never going to use nukes if war is contained to Ukraine and it's immediate surrounds.

NATO is a defensive alliance. NATO will not enter the war in a boots on the ground way unless Russia hits first. Sure, NATO is unified in the idea that Russia is a threat, but they are absolutely not unified in what should be done about it. If a NATO member were directly attacked by Russia, then the problem becomes trivial since the attacked country would invoke Article 5, if it were a big enough attack. That said, NATO is going to do everything it can to avoid getting pulled into the war directly, as nobody really knows what happens when nuclear powers come to blows directly.

You seem to have pretty funny ideas about what NATO will do in a given situation. Only the most dire of predictions involve an attack on NATO, Ukraine getting loving rolled all the way to the Polish border is not enough to get NATO to enter, as there would still be NATO members in disagreement on what to do, as they are not treaty obligated to respond and support Ukraine if it's losing the war in a major way. The instant a Russian BTG wanders across the border into Lithuania or Poland, or Sergei the Drunken Fighter Pilot accidentally bombs Kraków, then it's on like Donkey Kong, but until then, it's not happening.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Apr 22, 2023

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Leaking loving classified documents for a year to foreign nationals for clout, jfc

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



jaete posted:

Expected to smile right now in this situation, but doesn’t feel like smiling and is also Finnish, but trying to do the smile anyway since he’s a diplomat

Do Finnish people have an inability to smile? I know Americans are probably the most prolific smilers, as we seem to associate smiling with openness and friendliness, but is there something about Finns that makes smiling less common?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Scam Likely posted:

You'd think that if they could knock out the Moskva, then they can do the same to just about any other Russian ship using the same methods.

The problem isn't so much the method it's the number of Neptune missiles they have as they were not in production, just prototyping, and the fact that Russia has had it proven that the Neptune works, so the Black Sea Fleet is staying outside the range of ashore missile batteries. Not sure if Ukraine even has any more Neptune batteries left, it's possible that the few they had may have been hit by lucky long range strikes, but Russia likely isn't willing to take the chance with their ships.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Funky See Funky Do posted:

lmao did they get a pizza delivered to active combat zone?

Very easily actually, with a slow moving front like this, life is largely normal behind the lines. There have been several confirmed stories of Ukrainian tanks pulling up to a drive through, grabbing food for the crew, and then driving off to the battlefield.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Ah yeah he's a real fan of scout snipers

He looks like he could also do with some fiber in his diet, looks like he's trying to poo poo out adolf hitler's head

e: my bad i misspelled hitler's first name, knew how to spell it still spelled it wrong

orange juche fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Apr 23, 2023

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



HonorableTB posted:

every time i see that wagner guy I can't help but think he looks like great value ilyn payne



This makes me laugh harder than it should

Actually, I want Prigozhin's head as a chia pet, that fuckin scowl underneath green plant hair

orange juche fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Apr 23, 2023

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Was Willo567 afraid that their balls were going to be the target for a Tactical Nuclear Weapon?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



the best thing for willo567 would be for them to move their balls to a nuclear testing site, it's the last place anyone would look for their balls especially if they are concerned about a follow up strike

it's brave/stupid enough nobody will expect it

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Please do not try to impress your discord friends

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



HonorableTB posted:

this is entirely unrelated but jesus these flamin hot nacho doritos are more of a burn than i anticipated

Wait till you have to poop them out

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



HonorableTB posted:

let me pilot a drone to the kremlin with a note for putin asking for advice on how to handle the upcoming pants making GBS threads inferno

Putin's doctor will prescribe you fresh horse cum

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Bluemillion posted:

Where are the control surfaces? :psyduck:

Stored in the balls

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Icochet posted:

Is exporting horse spunk into russia even illegal? Sanction it immediately. Or is it considered a red line?

No way they have enough domestic production. I heard putin eats the stuff a whole lot

I believe there are whole horse farms in Russia dedicated to producing horse cum for Putin to eat

IIRC Putin also has his doctor administer horse cum rectally several times a day with a syringe.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Imagine being so dedicated to USMC Scout Snipers that you get the Scout Sniper emblem tattooed on your neck.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nooner posted:

Like NUH UH HE ISNT A NAZI HE JUST LIKES A BAND THAT PUTS NAZI SYMBOLS ON ALL THEIR STUFF THEY ARENT NAZIS EITHER THEY JUSY THINK ITS COOL is some wild tankie level of cope

I mean you can buy that literal patch from Death In June's merch site, if homie wanted a SS Totenkopf he would have just bought an SS Totenkopf, because you can definitely get those from wehraboo websites for people who are "addicted to historical accuracy".

I'm gonna go on a limb and say that a gay dude who ate an old dude's rear end in a porn is not a Nazi.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Tigey posted:

*logs on in the morning to see couple of pages of posts overnight*

-Is it news about the anticipated Ukrainian counteroffensive?
-More on Tucker Carlson's sacking and Russian propaganda's reaction?
-Details of South Africa's shock supposed departure from the ICC?

No, its about a single tweet of some soldier with a nazi-adjacent skull patch and folks arguing past each-other about it for the 100th time.

Even pages of horse cum and pant-making GBS threads jokes would have been less tedious.

There were pages of horse cum and pants making GBS threads though

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Lammasu posted:

Why was Putin against EU cooperation? I don't really see how Ukrainians wanting more money effects him at all.

It would have pulled Ukraine away from depending on Russia for trade and economic reasons.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Anthrax is a natural bacteria that is common in the soil of many areas, it's not really much of a threat because it has to get into your lungs via bacterial spores, in an open wound, or into your digestive tract to cause problems. This is normally very hard to do unless you're a mobik and eating dirt out of the trench I guess.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

I had a class once about microbial ecology where the practical project was to design your own growth medium and isolate a strain of soil bacteria. Some guys accidentally isolated anthrax.

That would be a freaky thought, "hey you isolated something that is so toxic to life in general that if it is airborne and is breathed in by most living things, it is a coin flip whether they die."

Its mortality is low-mid 90s if inhalation anthrax is untreated, and if treated aggressively with antibiotics it goes down to around 50%.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I do want to know if Putin gets a bulk purchase discount on horse cum though

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



It was Putin's horse cum delivery, got lost and crashed into the Kremlin

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Gonna be interesting if the guy climbing onto the dome was controlling the drone, would be on par with the superstars who brought you green wigs, Nazi t shirts, and 3 copies of sims 3 as evidence of a Ukrainian plot

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1653759940958334981
They're definitely not very happy about what happened. Prepare for some coping and seething in retaliation tonight.

Even funnier is it's coping and seething over a likely false flag by the Russian government to shake international support for Ukraine. Remember yesterday their propagandists were interviewing Kevin McCarthy, speaker of the House in the US Congress and asked him if he would cut aid for Ukraine, and his answer was "gently caress you, child killers, get out of Ukraine" and he's the leader of the conservative party in control of the US House of Representatives.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



EorayMel posted:

Serious question: what is the point of Russia trying to do false flag attacks to justify another 100,000+ soldier conscription to all the filthy fake Russians not in Moscow/St. Petersbug and/or come up with plausible deniability about how Those Goddamn Ukrainians are still sniveling weak cowards that are also extremely dangerous and crippling the second mightiest army in the 21th century because of support by The West and Wagner wasting all the good ammo? If Russia really wants another wave of soldiers thrown into the meatgrinder to kill more kids and bomb more hospitals why go through all this elaborate pretense poo poo?
It is not like that this time (unfortunately) is going to rile up the people to get rid of Putin by suddenly realizing the war is idiot poo poo for fuckers, and Russia blatantly gives zero fucks about what anybody has to say about what Russia is doing, with the only response being notably higher rates of arrests and window accidents for a day. It also isn't like this is going to justify Putin hitting the big red shiny button for real this time, which he won't loving hit given all of the empty threats in the past year.

Unless I'm missing something obvious :v:

Russian internal politics is very strange to a western observer and you shouldn't really aim to understand it completely. Lots of armchair experts have cropped up since 2022 but it all boils down to "poo poo doesn't make any sort of coherent sense, but is par for the course for Russia" for most of it.

When your entire worldview is shaped by the lens of propaganda and state pressure, things get weird. People who plan this poo poo are not immune to their own propaganda and are definitely getting high on their own supply, anyone with the sense to reject the bullshit is either in jail or has left Russia.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 17:24 on May 3, 2023

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Are you afraid for your balls to be nuked, Willo567?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LRADIKAL posted:

Are you just posting for attention, or are you really buying this dumb poo poo?

Willo567 is afraid their balls will be nuked again

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Come on, the sun is not a valid news source.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



EorayMel posted:

Still thinking about the WWE pyrotechnic explosion like Kane came out of the kremlin and raised his hands during the Dollar Tree world trade center attacks

Someone here can animate it I'm sure

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



kemikalkadet posted:

Putin's just a series of Matryoshka dolls. Every time you kill him, a smaller Putin emerges.

However the smaller Putin's appetite for horse cum is no less than the discarded larger Putin shell

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Generation Kill is the most accurate war documentary ever and if you think it isn't a documentary I was there and its not exaggeration

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Wistful of Dollars posted:

In Russia it’s Generation Killed.

The Ukraine invasion is the sequel to Russia's Generation Killed lol

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Zippy the Bummer posted:

is wagner even that hurting for arty shells? it seems like everything ive read says that russia outguns ukraine in artillery in the main combat zones

Everyone always needs more ammo. It's the most common complaint among combatant commanders during wartime, followed closely by fuel and finally food.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



zone posted:

Sims 3 incident was different, it happened during the very early days of the war, like April or something.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/video-games/2022/04/26/russian-assassination-sims-3/

It has come to symbolize how stupid the FSB can be though, they did not send their best.

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Oh man, I can hear lazerpig right now

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