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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Karma Comedian posted:

Let's not talk about k/D's and 360noscopes and whatever else when talking about an actual conflict, there are much more interesting things to talk about tia

https://twitter.com/ZOV_TV/status/1632565396229292033?t=vo11r119cXDRH-Ql54OA8w&s=19

Makes sense to me. All they need is a little scaffolding or a bucket to place that seat on and they could have a real prime mobile shitter.

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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Power Khan posted:



I guess they're really salty about still not have taken Bakhmut

https://twitter.com/Tendar/status/1634142694225195008

I hope they replace it with an F-16.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

HonorableTB posted:

Anyone ever play that old PC game Beachhead

Still do. It's a terrible game, but I still like it.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1635000046004633600
"Swiss weapons should not be used in wars"
So weapons aren't supposed to be used for their purpose? I hope this is the end of your arms industry.

Not many people know this, but at the bottom of every Swiss weapon the words "For Display Only" are engraved.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Footage from the drone the russian jet hit just dropped.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1636303662900207617

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Fumble posted:

I heard Putins bumhole was in such a bad state a bayonet could pass in and out without touching the sides.

It's like the sarlacc pit back there. Already lost three men in the attempt.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

EorayMel posted:

I blew up the pipeline.

No, I blew up the pipeline!

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Will the Russian soldiers crap their pants as part of the training? Or is that a skill Seagal will keep to himself?

That's a skill saved only for the elite! Where do you think Putin got it from?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Devils Affricate posted:

Russia is full of neo-nazis and white supremacists, lmao that anyone takes that line of argument for the invasion seriously

The most prominent military unit in Russia is a fascist gang who's only falling out of favor because they've gotten to big for their britches.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

HonorableTB posted:

Hey whatever happened to the guy that used to post "Kyiv is still ukrainain" every single day? I'd rather have a cool webcam image of somewhere in Ukraine if we're going to have a once daily scheduled post instead of a warbad

Didn't you hear? The unstoppable Russian military managed to take Kyiv on the third day of the special military operation. Sorry to have to be the one to tell you.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Russian Telegram Propaganda on Putin's television appearance: It's on!

The fact that Russia so gleefully throws endless amounts of men and resources into an unforced war with no real stakes as though it were a fight for national survival will never not be the most absurd thing to me.

They are so stubborn about it I sometimes have to remind myself how little they actually have to lose in the event of defeat.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


We are just over three months into the year and they have taken one half of a small city as they're greatest accomplishments and that was with a four month head start. Russia isn't winning poo poo by the end of 2023.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

zone posted:

Russian balance sheet:
Monthly Income: 2 small farms, 1 small town, about half of a small city, total gain: 70 square km (0.01% of Ukraine)
Monthly Expenditure: 25,000 unfortunate conscripts, hundreds of tanks, APCs, artillery pieces, dozen odd planes and choppers each, several warehouses of supplies and ammo
Somebody that knows how to properly use economy of force please help me, my army is dying

Replace half the shells powder with sand and use the money saved to buy another Dacha.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Ikasuhito posted:

We won't see 10k before the end of the year, but I wouldn't bet any money against there being that many by the anniversary of this shitshow.

All hail the second greatest military in the world.

So I missed my guess by a bit, but we are finally here.

Ten thousand equipment losses.
https://twitter.com/oryxspioenkop/status/1644659476249686016

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

mrfart posted:

Will they give them a paint job before sending them into battle?
They look a bit 'desert'

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1647906231544168448

They might do

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


You know, while perfectly accurate, I just don't feel "near Frontline" properly conveys what Zelenskyy is doing. When I think of a politician being "near" a Frontline, I'm thinking more like they're an hours drive from any actual danger and not " A very real chance he could eat a shell to the face". There is just something different about him.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Should probably cut back on the tea.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Uh, maybe do that somewhere with a roof, at least. That's how a lot of guys get it.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Cugel the Clever posted:

X: Well, the verb tenses isn't quite right. See, he's in a constant state of making GBS threads himself. We're talking complete and utter incontinence. What goes in one end comes out the other with frightening speed and absolutely zero control.

Putin is a bird, confirmed. Given the ugliness, I would guess an emu, but they've proven they can actually win a war.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

fatherboxx posted:


Hopefully pants were full

They were, but it had little to do with the drones.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

the popes toes posted:

Mildly interesting footage of drone getting shot down over central Kyiv.

https://twitter.com/IAPonomarenko/status/1654187275226435597?cxt=HHwWmsC-vYCk7fQtAAAA


Looks like this may have been a Ukrainian oopsie.

https://twitter.com/UAWeapons/status/1654196590003867661

Poeple might be a little trigger happy with what happened in Moscow.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

mobby_6kl posted:

If it's Ukrainian, why the hell would it be flying over the city center?

https://twitter.com/UAWeapons/status/1654197524658368512

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

You know, if there is one thing I appreciate about this war, it's that it showed all those years of endless hand ringing over "escalation" for the impotent cowardice it always was.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

pro starcraft loser posted:


I've heard it's wood.

A common mistake. Washington's package was in fact made of a combination of human, cow, and horse packages, and some metal alloys.:)

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

the popes toes posted:

At this location, Ukrainians seem to have opened a 30km front per other channels. So a few good things happening. I expect tomorrow, Russian sources will claim that it cost Ukraine nearly their entire army. And that was the 4th army they were using as the previous 3 were destroyed. They'll have to reconstitute again! Probably with Poles, and other gay mercenaries.

https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1667662603579957248

Naw, all the poles died in the second army. Fortunately we still have plenty of gay gas, so we should be able to make as many homonazi armies as we need!

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

That is 110% the Confederate battle standard, yes.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


Two minutes of just pure projection. What a miserable little wart that thing is.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

"The Russian people must come to realize that the only way forward is for the state to nuke a city anytime we don't get what we want!"

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


Ah! The new Tsar arrives at his temporary capital.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I feel like any talk of an advance through Kherson is comically premature. The location they are at is probably the best available on this side of the drat, but even then it's absolute dogshit in terms of trying to conduct an advance. They have to go over a bloated river with no bridge, a single swamp flanked road they can go down, and then another river crossing just to smack right into a small city. If they could pull this off then Russia is already crumbling.

It's probably just ment as a reconnaissance in force like they were doing on those islands before they got flooded.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

EasilyConfused posted:

But have you considered that it's really easy to draw arrows on a map and declare Crimea to be threatened?

......poo poo. Now you've given me a lot to think about.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

tiaz posted:

just wait till y'all learn about megatons

The leader of the Decepticons?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


I love the tank. You know that fucker is going to get ripped right off the first time they take it out.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

fatherboxx posted:

Genius idea to place a stockpile in a construction site in the middle of residential area, bravo

Its even better than that. There is actually a hospital about a thousand feet away from that boom. It's just at the top of the screen when it explodes.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

An interesting photo op. Zelensky visits Snake Island.

https://twitter.com/front_ukrainian/status/1677557639817969665

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

beer_war posted:

While all you stupid Westoids chuckle about Lake NATO, I, a serious war understander, realize that NATO will be crushed like a troublesome insect.

https://twitter.com/russophileLs/status/1679491675822104581?s=20

Very much one of those "not even living on the same planet" takes. Russia has shown for the past 500+ days that any move like this is laughably outside their abilites. Not only could they not beat NATO, I think they would get crushed. It wouldn't even be close.

Ikasuhito fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Jul 14, 2023

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

It's one of those things that you almost, Almost want them to give it a try, just because you know how badly humbled they would get.

edit. In addition, :lol: at the fact that he acknowledges that air power would be important, and yet thinks that this would in anyway benefit russia

Ikasuhito fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Jul 14, 2023

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

For something less tiresome, how about so clearer pictures of that bridge?!

https://twitter.com/Tendar/status/1680810763315757056

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Toxic Mental posted:

If I fall down the stairs and poo poo my pantaloons, will that make you guys finally like, love and respect me? :cry: please I'll do anything

You can't entice us with what you were going to do anyway, Mr President.

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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


For a second there I thought you were outing yourself with the "of course I know him, he's me." Clip.

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